Request: Smilies?

 Does anyone have the full list of sideways smilies? Or any for that matter?
It would much appreciated if someone could post them in.
 thanx,     Wes     jwt...@uow.edu.au

On 23 Mar 1995, THOM WESLEY J wrote:

> 
>  Does anyone have the full list of sideways smilies? Or any for that matter?
> It would much appreciated if someone could post them in.
>  thanx,     Wes     jwt...@uow.edu.au

> The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary:
>  ---------------------------------
>
>
>  :-o    Wow!                       :-c     Real unhappy
>
>  :-|    Grim                       :-C     Just totally unbelieving
>
>  := |   Baboon                     :-B     Drooling
>
>  :-v    Speaking                   :-,     Smirk
>
>  :-V    Shout                      :-||    Anger
>
>  :-w    Speak with forked tongue   :-)     Smiling
>
>  :-r    Sticking tongue out        :-(     Frowning
>
>  :-*    Oops!                      '-)     Wink
>
>  :-T    Keeping a straight face    ;-)     Sardonic Incredulity
>
>  :-D    Said with a smile          %-<I>   Drunk with laughter
>
>  :-x    Kiss kiss                  :-"     Pursing lips
>
>  :-[    Pouting                    :-#     My lips are sealed
>
>  :-X    A big wet kiss!            :-P     Tongue hanging out in 
anticipation
>
>  :-Y    A quiet aside              8-|     Eyes wide with surprise
>
>  >-<    Absolutely livid!!         &-|     Tearful
>
>  |-{    "Good Grief!"  (Charlie Brown?)
>
>  :-}    "Thish wine tashted pretty good"
>
>  8-]    "wow, maaan"
>
>  8-O    "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?)
>
>  :-,    "Hmmmm "
>
>  |~(    "Someone just busted my nose"
>
>  :^D    "Great! I like it!"
>
>  B-D     "Serves you right, dummy!!"
>
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>  :-)   Your basic smiley  This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
>        joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix
>  ;-)   Winky smiley  User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark
>        More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley
>  :-(   Frowning smiley  User did not like that last statement or is upset
>        or depressed about something
>  :-I   Indifferent smiley  Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
>        good as a happy smiley
>  :->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark  Worse than a :-)
>  >:->  User just made a really devilish remark
>  >;->  Winky and devil combined  A very lewd remark was just made
>
> Those are the basic ones   Here are some somewhat less common
> ones:
>
>  (-:   User is left handed
>  %-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
>  :*)   User is drunk
>  [:]   User is a robot
>  8-)   User is wearing sunglasses
>  B:-)  Sunglasses on head
>  ::-)  User wears normal glasses
>  B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses
>  8:-)  User is a little girl
>  :-)-8 User is a Big girl
>  :-{)  User has a mustache
>  :-{}  User wears lipstick
>  {:-)  User wears a toupee
>  }:-(  Toupee in an updraft
>  :-[   User is a Vampire
>  :-E   Bucktoothed vampire
>  :-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
>  :-7   User just made a wry statement
>  :-*   User just ate something sour
> ;-(    User is crying
> ;-)    User is so happy, s/he is crying
> :-@   User is screaming
> :-#   User wears braces
> :^)   User has a broken nose
> :<)   User is from an Ivy League School
> :-&   User is tongue tied
> +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
> `:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
> ,:-)  Same thing other side
> |-I   User is asleep
> |-O   User is yawning/snoring
> :-Q   User is a smoker
> :-?   User smokes a pipe
> O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)
> O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
> :-P   Nyahhhh!
> :-S   User just made an incoherent statement
> :-D   User is laughing (at you!)
> :-X   User's lips are sealed
> :-C   User is really bummed
> :-/   User is skeptical
> C=:-) User is a chef
> @=    User is pro-nuclear war
> *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
> :-o   Uh oh!
> (8-o  It's Mr Bill!
> *:o)  And Bozo the Clown!
> 3:]   Pet smiley
> 3:[   Mean Pet smiley
> d8=   Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat
> E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
> :-9   User is licking his/her lips
> %-6   User is braindead
> [:-)  User is wearing a walkman
> (:I   User is an egghead
> <:-I  User is a dunce
> K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
> @:-)  User is wearing a turban
> :-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
> :-:   Mutant Smiley
>       The invisible smiley
> .-)   User only has one eye
>  -)   Ditto   but he's winking
> X-(   User just died
> C=}>;*{O)  Mega-Smiley    A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
>       updraft, a mustache, and a double chin
>
> Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget
> smileys
>
> :] - Gleep   a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend
> :) - Happy
> :> - hmm, let me think
> :D - Laughter
> :I - Hmmm, not funny!
> :( - Sad
> :[ - Real Downer
> :< - what pretences!
> :{ - oh boy, the headmaster!
> :O - Yelling
> ;( - Crying
> [] - Hugs and
> :* - Kisses
>
>
>   :-`   smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
>   :-1   smiley bland face
>   :-!           "
>   :-$   smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
>   :-6   smiley after eating something sour
>   8-)   smiley swimmer
>   :-*   smiley after eating something bitter
>   :-&   smiley which is tongue-tied
>   :-0   smiley orator
>   (:-(  unsmiley frowning
>   =:-)  smiley punk-rocker
>   =:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
>   +-:-) smiley priest
>   :-o   smiley singing national anthem
>   :-p   smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
>   :-[   un-smiley blockhead
>   :-]   smiley blockhead
>   :-{   smiley variation on a theme
>   :-}   ditto
>   {:-)  smiley with its hair parted in the middle
>   }:-)  above in an updraft
>   g-)   smiley with pince-nez glasses
>   :-\   undecided smiley
>   :-/   lefty undecided smiley
>   :-|   "have an ordinary day" smiley
>   ;-)   winking smiley
>   :-<   real sad smiley
>   :-x   "my lips are sealed" smiley
>   :-c   bummed out smiley
>   :-v   talking head smiley
>   :-?   smilely smoking a pipe
>   0-)   smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
>   :<    midget unsmiley
>   :>    midget smiley
>
> :-)     ha ha                   ~~:-(   net flame
> |-)     hee hee
> |-D     ho ho
> :->     hey hey
> :-(     boo hoo                   X-(   net suicide
> :-I     hmm
> :-O     uh oh                    >:-I   net startrek
> :-P     nyah nyah                3:o[   net pets
> |-P     yuk
>
> Male    :-
> Female  >-
>
> Infinity        8
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> %\v     Picasso
>
> :)      smiley
>
> >:)     a little devil
>
> %-|     been working all night
>
> ::-)    wears glasses
>
> }:-(    bull headed
>
> :-{)    has a mustache
>
> :-#     braces
>
> :-&     tounge-tied
>
> :-D     big smile
>
> C|:-=   Charlie Chaplin
>
> =|:-)=  Abe Lincoln
>
> :-W     speak with forked tongue
>
> :-@     "I swear"
>
> :-X     my lips are sealed
>
> :-C     really bummed out
>
> C=:-)   chef
>
> *<:-)   Santa Claus
>
> :-O     Mr  Bill
>
> *:o)    Bozo
>
> :*)     Ed McMahon
>
> [:-)    wearing a walkman
>
> :-))    double chin
>
> :-7     smokes a pipe
>
> C:#     football player
>
> :-)8    man with bowtie
>
> :-()    I stubbed my toe
>
> :-( )   You stepped on my toe
>
> :-(  )  You backed your car over my toe
>
> <\\
> : *>    a cat
> <//

Oh and my own proud addition:

:P~~~~  Spaghetti eating smiley.

Mike.
Disclaimer: The views expressed in this message are my own and do not
in any way represent the views of my cat.

(Fancy signature with meaningful quote here.)

The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary
--------------------------------

:-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
      joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
;-)   Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
      More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.
:-(   Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset
      or depressed about something.
:-I   Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
      good as a happy smilie
:->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
>:->  User just made a really devilish remark.
>;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.

Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:

(-:   User is left handed
%-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
:*)   User is drunk
[:]   User is a robot
8-)   User is wearing sunglasses
B:-)  Sunglasses on head
::-)  User wears normal glasses
B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses
8:-)  User is a little girl
:-)-8 User is a Big girl
:-{)  User has a mustache
:-{}  User wears lipstick
{:-)  User wears a toupee
}:-(  Toupee in an updraft
:-[   User is a Vampire
:-E   Bucktoothed vampire
:-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7   User juust made a wry statement
:-*   User just ate something sour
:-)~  User drools
:-~)  User has a cold
:'-(  User is crying
:'-)  User is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@   User is screaming
:-#   User wears braces
:^)   User has a broken nose
:v)   User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
:_)   User's nose is sliding off of his face
:<)   User is from an Ivy League School
:-&   User is tongue tied.
=:-)  User is a hosehead
-:-)  User is a punk rocker
-:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
:=)   User has two noses
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
`:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-)  Same thing...other side
|-I   User is asleep
|-O   User is yawning/snoring
:-Q   User is a smoker
:-?   User smokes a pipe
O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-P   Nyahhhh!
:-S   User just made an incoherent statement
:-D   User is laughing (at you!)
:-X   User's lips are sealed
:-C   User is really bummed
<|-)  User is Chinese
<|-(  User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
:-/   User is skeptical
C=:-) User is a chef
@=    User is pro-nuclear war
*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-o   Uh oh!
(8-o  It's Mr. Bill!
*:o)  And Bozo the Clown!
3:]   Pet smilie
3:[   Mean Pet smilie
d8=   Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
:-9   User is licking his/her lips
%-6   User is braindead
[:-)  User is wearing a walkman
(:I   User is an egghead
<:-I  User is a dunce
K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-)  User is wearing a turban
:-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
:-:   Mutant Smilie
      The invisible smilie
.-)   User only has one eye
,-)   Ditto...but he's winking
X-(   User just died
8 :-) User is a wizard
C=}>;*{))  Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
                          a mustache, and a double chin

Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.

:)  Midget smilie
:]  Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend
=)  Variation on a theme...
:} - What should we call these? (what?)
:) - Happy
:> - what?
:@ - what?
:D - Laughter
:I - Hmmm...
:( - Sad
:[ - Real Downer
:< - what?
:{ - what?
:O - Yelling
?
:C - what?
:Q - what?
:,( - Crying
[] - Hugs and
:* - Kisses
|I - Asleep
|^o -Snoring


  :-`   smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
  :-1   smiley bland face
  :-!           "
  :-@   smiley face screaming
  :-#|  smiley face with bushy mustache
  :-$   smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
  :-%   smiley banker
  :-6   smiley after eating something sour
  :^)   smiley with pointy nose (righty)
  :-7   smiley after a wry statement
  8-)   smiley swimmer
?
  :-*   smiley after eating something bitter
  :-&   smiley which is tongue-tied
  :-0   smiley orator
        smiley invisible man
  (:-(  unsmiley frowning
  (:-)  smiley big-face
  ):-)          "
  ):-(  unsmiley big-face
  )8-)  scuba smiley big-face
  =:-)  smiley punk-rocker
  =:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
  +:-)  smiley priest
  :-q   smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
  :-e   disappointed smiley
  :-t   cross smiley
  :-i   semi-smiley
  :-o   smiley singing national anthem
  :-p   smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
  :-[   un-smiley blockhead
  :-]   smiley blockhead
  :-{   smiley variation on a theme
  :-}   ditto
  {:-)  smiley with its hair parted in the middle
  }:-)  above in an updraft
  :-a   lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
  :-s   smiley after a BIZARRE comment
  :-d   lefty smiley razzing you
  g-)   smiley with ponce-nez glasses
  :-j   left smiling smilely
  :-k   beats me, looks like something, tho.
  :-l   y. a. s.
  :-:   mutant smiley
  :-\   undecided smiley
  :-|   "have an ordinary day" smiley
  ;-)   winking smiley
  :-<   real sad smiley
  :->   y.a.s.
  :-z   y.a.c.s.
  :-x   "my lips are sealed" smiley
  :-c   bummed out smiley
  :-v   talking head smiley
  :v)   left-pointing nose smiley
  :-b   left-pointing tongue smiley
  :-/   lefty undecided smiley
  :-?   smilely smoking a pipe
  .-]   one-eyed smilely
  ,-}   wry and winking
  0-)   smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
  :-=)  older smiley with mustache
  :u)   smiley with funny-looking left nose
  :n)   smiley with funny-looking right nose
  :<    midget unsmiley
  :>    midget smiley
  }:^#})  mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
                        a double-chin
:-)     ha ha                   ~~:-(   net.flame
|-)     hee hee                 O |-)   net.religion
|-D     ho ho
:->     hey hey                 8 :-I   net.unix-wizards
:-(     boo hoo                   X-(   net.suicide
:-I     hmm                     E-:-I   net.ham-radio
:-O     uh oh                    >:-I   net.startrek
:-P     nyah nyah                3:o[   net.pets
|-P     yuk

:-}     beard
:-{     mustache
:-#     braces
:-X     bow tie
:-Q     smoker
<:I     dunce
(:I     egghead
@:I     turban

8-)     glasses
B-)     horn-rims
8:-)    glasses on forehead
:-8(    condescending stare
;-)     wink
>:-<    mad

Drama :-(       Comedy :-)      Surpise :-o     Suspense 8-|

Male    :-      Female  >-
Birth   |-O     Death 8-#
Infinity        
-- 
-----------Kathy Sch...@smith.smith.edu-------
	      It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate   
	        It takes strength to be gentle and kind  
------The Smiths--I Know It's Ove...@cs.smith.edu----------

Ok, I've been using my own little subset of Robin Hood-type smilies for
some time now, and after seeing so many different smilies, I thought that
those who collect would (hopefully) fancy these additions ...

/[:)      - Robin Hood
/[;)      - Robin Hood winking (at Maid Marrion)
/[|)      - Geordi from the ST:TNG Episode Q-Pid
\[:)      - Little John                           /[;)
O/[:)     - Angelic Robin Hood
/}:)      - Devil Robin Hood

Enjoy!

Dave
-- 
\    / /_~ /   /~~ /~\  /\/|  /_~   ~/~ /~\  $  Dave Jarvis
 \/\/ /__ /__ /__  \_/ /   | /__    /   \_/  $  jar...@software.mitel.com
     /\/| \_/   \    / /~\  /~) /   /~\      $  "Rock and Roll ...
    /   | _/     \/\/  \_/ / \ /__ /__/      $   Ain't Noise Pollution."

The following dictionary of E-mail smilie faces was posted on 
the UNIX network newsgroup rec.humor.funny on April 3, 1989

The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary
--------------------------------
:-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
      joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
;-)   Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
      More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.
:-(   Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset
      or depressed about something.
:-I   Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as 
      good as a happy smilie
:->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
>:->  User just made a really devilish remark.
>;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:
(-:   User is left handed
%-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
:*)   User is drunk
[:]   User is a robot
8-)   User is wearing sunglasses
B:-)  Sunglasses on head
::-)  User wears normal glasses
B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses
8:-)  User is a little girl
:-)-8 User is a Big girl
:-{)  User has a mustache
:-{}  User wears lipstick
{:-)  User wears a toupee
}:-(  Toupee in an updraft
:-[   User is a Vampire
:-E   Bucktoothed vampire
:-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7   User juust made a wry statement
:-*   User just ate something sour
:-)~  User drools
:-~)  User has a cold
:'-(  User is crying
:'-)  User is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@   User is screaming
:-#   User wears braces
:^)   User has a broken nose
:v)   User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
:_)   User's nose is sliding off of his face
:<)   User is from an Ivy League School
:-&   User is tongue tied.
=:-)  User is a hosehead
-:-)  User is a punk rocker
-:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
:=)   User has two noses
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
`:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-)  Same thing...other side
|-I   User is asleep
|-O   User is yawning/snoring
:-Q   User is a smoker
:-?   User smokes a pipe
O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-P   Nyahhhh!
:-S   User just made an incoherent statement
:-D   User is laughing (at you!)
:-X   User's lips are sealed
:-C   User is really bummed
<|-)  User is Chinese
|-(  User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
:-/   User is skeptical
C=:-) User is a chef
@=    User is pro-nuclear war
*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-o   Uh oh!
(8-o  It's Mr. Bill!
*:o)  And Bozo the Clown!
3:]   Pet smilie
3:[   Mean Pet smilie
d8=   Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
:-9   User is licking his/her lips
%-6   User is braindead
[:-)  User is wearing a walkman
(:I   User is an egghead
<:-I  User is a dunce
K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-)  User is wearing a turban
:-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
:-:   Mutant Smilie
      The invisible smilie
.-)   User only has one eye
,-)   Ditto...but he's winking
X-(   User just died
8 :-) User is a wizard
C=}>;*{))  Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an 
                          updraft, a mustache, and a double chin
Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.
:)  Midget smilie
:]  Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend
=)  Variation on a theme...
:} - What should we call these? (what?)
:) - Happy
:> - what?
:@ - what?
:D - Laughter
:I - Hmmm...
:( - Sad
:[ - Real Downer
:< - what?
:{ - what?
:O - Yelling
:C - what?
:Q - what?
:,( - Crying
[] - Hugs and
:* - Kisses
|I - Asleep
|^o -Snoring

And still more variations on the theme...

:-`   smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-1   smiley bland face
:-!           "
:-@   smiley face screaming
:-#|  smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$   smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-%   smiley banker
:-6   smiley after eating something sour
:^)   smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:-7   smiley after a wry statement
8-)   smiley swimmer
:-*   smiley after eating something bitter
:-&   smiley which is tongue-tied
:-0   smiley orator
      smiley invisible man
(:-(  unsmiley frowning
(:-)  smiley big-face
):-)          "
):-(  unsmiley big-face
)8-)  scuba smiley big-face
=:-)  smiley punk-rocker
=:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
+:-)  smiley priest
:-q   smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-e   disappointed smiley
:-t   cross smiley
:-i   semi-smiley
:-o   smiley singing national anthem
:-p   smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-[   un-smiley blockhead
:-]   smiley blockhead
:-{   smiley variation on a theme
:-}   ditto
{:-)  smiley with its hair parted in the middle
}:-)  above in an updraft
:-a   lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-s   smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-d   lefty smiley razzing you
g-)   smiley with pince-nez glasses
:-j   left smiling smilely
:-k   beats me, looks like something, tho.
:-l   y. a. s.
:-:   mutant smiley
:-\   undecided smiley
:-|   "have an ordinary day" smiley
;-)   winking smiley
:-<   real sad smiley
:->   y.a.s.
:-z   y.a.c.s.
:-x   "my lips are sealed" smiley
:-c   bummed out smiley
:-v   talking head smiley
:v)   left-pointing nose smiley
:-b   left-pointing tongue smiley
:-/   lefty undecided smiley
:-?   smilely smoking a pipe
.-]   one-eyed smilely
,-}   wry and winking
0-)   smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
:-=)  older smiley with mustache
:u)   smiley with funny-looking left nose
:n)   smiley with funny-looking right nose
:<    midget unsmiley
:>    midget smiley
}:^#})  mega-smiley:  Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley 
                      with a double-chin
:-)     ha ha                   ~~:-(   net.flame
|-)     hee hee                 O |-)   net.religion
|-D     ho ho
:->     hey hey                 8 :-I   net.unix-wizards
:-(     boo hoo                   X-(   net.suicide
:-I     hmm                     E-:-I   net.ham-radio
:-O     uh oh                    >:-I   net.startrek
:-P     nyah nyah                3:o[   net.pets
|-P     yuk

:-}     beard
:-{     mustache
:-#     braces
:-X     bow tie
:-Q     smoker
<:I     dunce
(:I     egghead
@:I     turban
8-)     glasses
B-)     horn-rims
8:-)    glasses on forehead
:-8(    condescending stare
;-)     wink
>:-<    mad


 Drama :-(       Comedy :-)      Surpise :-o     Suspense 8-|
Male    :-      Female  >-
Birth   |-O     Death 8-#
Infinity        8


  BTW, I am enjoying all the creative sigs around this newsgroup, how you 
do it is a wonder to me.  Mine is below...

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This is reposted from a posting about a month or so ago.

The following dictionary of E-mail smilie faces was posted on 
the UNIX network newsgroup rec.humor.funny on April 3, 1989

The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary
--------------------------------
:-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
      joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
;-)   Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
      More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.
:-(   Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset
      or depressed about something.
:-I   Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as 
      good as a happy smilie
:->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
>:->  User just made a really devilish remark.
>;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.

Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:
(-:   User is left handed
%-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
:*)   User is drunk
[:]   User is a robot
8-)   User is wearing sunglasses
B:-)  Sunglasses on head
::-)  User wears normal glasses
B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses
8:-)  User is a little girl
:-)-8 User is a Big girl
:-{)  User has a mustache
:-{}  User wears lipstick
{:-)  User wears a toupee
}:-(  Toupee in an updraft
:-[   User is a Vampire
:-E   Bucktoothed vampire
:-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7   User juust made a wry statement
:-*   User just ate something sour
:-)~  User drools
:-~)  User has a cold
:'-(  User is crying
:'-)  User is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@   User is screaming
:-#   User wears braces
:^)   User has a broken nose
:v)   User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
:_)   User's nose is sliding off of his face
:<)   User is from an Ivy League School
:-&   User is tongue tied.
=:-)  User is a hosehead
-:-)  User is a punk rocker
-:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
:=)   User has two noses
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
`:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-)  Same thing...other side
|-I   User is asleep
|-O   User is yawning/snoring
:-Q   User is a smoker
:-?   User smokes a pipe
O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-P   Nyahhhh!
:-S   User just made an incoherent statement
:-D   User is laughing (at you!)
:-X   User's lips are sealed
:-C   User is really bummed
<|-)  User is Chinese
|-(  User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
:-/   User is skeptical
C=:-) User is a chef
@=    User is pro-nuclear war
*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-o   Uh oh!
(8-o  It's Mr. Bill!
*:o)  And Bozo the Clown!
3:]   Pet smilie
3:[   Mean Pet smilie
d8=   Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
:-9   User is licking his/her lips
%-6   User is braindead
[:-)  User is wearing a walkman
(:I   User is an egghead
<:-I  User is a dunce
K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-)  User is wearing a turban
:-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
:-:   Mutant Smilie
      The invisible smilie
.-)   User only has one eye
,-)   Ditto...but he's winking
X-(   User just died
8 :-) User is a wizard
C=}>;*{))  Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an 
                          updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.
:)  Midget smilie
:]  Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend
=)  Variation on a theme...
:} - What should we call these? (what?)
:) - Happy
:> - what?
:@ - what?
:D - Laughter
:I - Hmmm...
:( - Sad
:[ - Real Downer
:< - what?
:{ - what?
:O - Yelling
:C - what?
:Q - what?
:,( - Crying
[] - Hugs and
:* - Kisses
|I - Asleep
|^o -Snoring

And still more variations on the theme...

:-`   smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-1   smiley bland face
:-!           "
:-@   smiley face screaming
:-#|  smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$   smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-%   smiley banker
:-6   smiley after eating something sour
:^)   smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:-7   smiley after a wry statement
8-)   smiley swimmer
:-*   smiley after eating something bitter
:-&   smiley which is tongue-tied
:-0   smiley orator
      smiley invisible man
(:-(  unsmiley frowning
(:-)  smiley big-face
):-)          "
):-(  unsmiley big-face
)8-)  scuba smiley big-face
=:-)  smiley punk-rocker
=:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
+:-)  smiley priest
:-q   smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-e   disappointed smiley
:-t   cross smiley
:-i   semi-smiley
:-o   smiley singing national anthem
:-p   smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-[   un-smiley blockhead
:-]   smiley blockhead
:-{   smiley variation on a theme
:-}   ditto
{:-)  smiley with its hair parted in the middle
}:-)  above in an updraft
:-a   lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-s   smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-d   lefty smiley razzing you
g-)   smiley with pince-nez glasses
:-j   left smiling smilely
:-k   beats me, looks like something, tho.
:-l   y. a. s.
:-:   mutant smiley
:-\   undecided smiley
:-|   "have an ordinary day" smiley
;-)   winking smiley
:-<   real sad smiley
:->   y.a.s.
:-z   y.a.c.s.
:-x   "my lips are sealed" smiley
:-c   bummed out smiley
:-v   talking head smiley
:v)   left-pointing nose smiley
:-b   left-pointing tongue smiley
:-/   lefty undecided smiley
:-?   smilely smoking a pipe
.-]   one-eyed smilely
,-}   wry and winking
0-)   smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
:-=)  older smiley with mustache
:u)   smiley with funny-looking left nose
:n)   smiley with funny-looking right nose
:<    midget unsmiley
:>    midget smiley
}:^#})  mega-smiley:  Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley 
                      with a double-chin
:-)     ha ha                   ~~:-(   net.flame
|-)     hee hee                 O |-)   net.religion
|-D     ho ho
:->     hey hey                 8 :-I   net.unix-wizards
:-(     boo hoo                   X-(   net.suicide
:-I     hmm                     E-:-I   net.ham-radio
:-O     uh oh                    >:-I   net.startrek
:-P     nyah nyah                3:o[   net.pets
|-P     yuk

:-}     beard
:-{     mustache
:-#     braces
:-X     bow tie
:-Q     smoker
<:I     dunce
(:I     egghead
@:I     turban
8-)     glasses
B-)     horn-rims
8:-)    glasses on forehead
:-8(    condescending stare
;-)     wink
>:-<    mad


 Drama :-(       Comedy :-)      Surpise :-o     Suspense 8-|
Male    :-      Female  >-
Birth   |-O     Death 8-#
Infinity        8


  BTW, I am enjoying all the creative sigs around this newsgroup, how you 
do it is a wonder to me.  Mine is below...

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