Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 16 Jun 1997.
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Jody Martindale's MMF Post: was re: don't pass this up!!!
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· 3 messages · 16 Jun 1997 - 18 Jun 1997
<posted to several newsgroups and e-mailed to jem...@ra.msstate.edu > On Mon, 16 Jun 1997 01:44:23 -0500, Cloey <jem...@ra.msstate.edu> wrote: <the usual MMF scam - you people make this too easy> Congratulations Jody Martindale of Pearl MS! I have just forwarded a full-header copy of the illegal 'unique money-making opportunity' you sent from 3717 Old Brandon Rd. #30. to the following US government officials: jcc...@uspis.gov - The US Postal Service postal inspectors. They really hate it when people try to use the US mail to commit crimes, and they do prosecute. net...@nocs.insp.irs.gov - The US Internal Revenue Service (just in case you 'forget' to report your ill-gotten gains as taxable income). You didn't know that proceeds from fraud were taxable? Goodness - better check with your accountant ASAP. I also forwarded the same post to pos...@netdoor.com . Since I'm sure that your school account and Netdoor's TOS (Terms of Service) prohibit fraud, I'm afraid you're not going to have access to their services for much longer. But that's OK - you're going to need the money you spend for tuition and Internet access for attorneys anyway. Be sure to take plenty of cigarettes with you when you report to your nearest Federal penitentary. You can use them to keep the more aggressive 'friends' you'll meet there at bay, at least for a while. Think of it as a 'unique growth opportunity' - not too many people have first-hand knowledge of constructing license plates, and you'll be in on the ground floor of this exciting industry. See ya ... wouldn't want to be ya, TRUTH A '90s (1890s) kind of guy. I do not accept e-mail to this address. Cleaning out mailbombs or listening to 'I didn't know it was illegal' is not what I do. Live with it. Post to respond.
On Mon, 16 Jun 1997 12:13:55 GMT, Tru...@Beauty.Com wrote: Aww, there's no point in quoting it, but it was beautiful!
On Tue, 17 Jun 1997 23:15:18 GMT, (Gary Jones) wrote: >On Mon, 16 Jun 1997 12:13:55 GMT, Tru...@Beauty.Com wrote: > >Aww, there's no point in quoting it, but it was beautiful! Gawrsh ... you are too kind. TRUTH A '90s (1890s) kind of guy. I do not accept e-mail to this address. Cleaning out mailbombs or listening to 'I didn't know it was illegal' is not what I do. Live with it. Post to respond.
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