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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 7 Sep 1998.
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Dear AgonyAuntstein, Labour Day 2nd issue

Dear AgonyAuntstein, Labour Day 2nd issue

alt.ascii-art · 3 messages · 7 Sep 1998 - 8 Sep 1998
Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> ASCII art 7 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
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[]                           The 'steins Copyright 980907 Pete Casso.  []
[]   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
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[]  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntstein,                                        []
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[]  This is Birdstein  (>,)>  and I am getting erections watching      []
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[]  pretty girls marching in the Labour Day parades.                   []
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[]  What shall I do?                                                   []
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[]  Dear Birdstein  (>,)>                                              []
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[]  Please wear pants  <(=@=)>  so your dick won't show up!            []
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[]  ( ">    <" )   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
[]   (> )><( <)   Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie  []
[]     ^^  ^^                                                 []
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rifraf <NOs...@some.net> 7 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Hmmmm, lets just say you missed an excellent oportunity to save the Internet
some bandwidth with that post.

Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> ASCII art 8 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
> Hmmmm, lets just say you missed an excellent oportunity to save the Internet
> some bandwidth with that post.

Well, I cater to more delicate audiences too, my friend, not everyone on the
Internet is hard-boiled like you and me!


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[]   /(      )\     Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!         []
[]  ( ">    <" )   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
[]   (> )><( <)   Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie  []
[]     ^^  ^^                                                 []
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