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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 18 Oct 2000.
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OBSERVATIONS

OBSERVATIONS

alt.ascii-art · 6 messages · 18 Oct 2000 - 2 Sep 2002
JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> ASCII art 18 Oct 2000 14:20 · permalink · report
 OBSERVATIONS___________________________by JRO
| _________________________________________ |
||                                         ||
||                                         ||
||                                         ||
||                                         ||
||                              .-""-.     ||
||                             /   /_\\    ||
||                     .--.   |   / o( |   ||
||                   .' _  `./    |o / |   ||
||              ___.' .'-`.  `._  \-'  \   ||
||           .-' .'_.'    |`-._/   |.__/   ||
||          / / | (|      /   \\___/       ||
||""--.._  /\/  ///|.-"---\   / /|         ||
||         |     /<        `-'-' |         ||
||         /    /|  ""--..     | |         ||
||        /    / |        ""-- \ \         ||
||       /    /  |              \ \ ..__   ||
||      /    /   |               ) |    ""-||
||     /  '-/|   |               |/        ||
||    /    / /   |                         ||
||   /    / /    |                         ||
||  /    / /     |                         ||
|| /    /   `.__.'                         ||
||/     |    /  \_                         ||
||`.___.'    |(\__)      ____              ||
||  /  \_               /__/_/             ||
||  |(\__)                                 ||
||_________________________________________||
|  "Look, fella - they're called TITS. Now, |
|  do you think I could pick up my pack of  |
|  menthols, WITHOUT your staring my halter |
|               top off me?"                |
|______________________________Oglesbee/2000|

--
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
      intellex.com


Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.

JRO <twe...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 1 Sep 2002 08:19 · permalink · report
OBSERVATIONS_____________________________________________by JRO
|                                                             |
|      __...--""""--...__                                     |
| ,--""                  ""--.,                               |
|/ That one... That one... Oh, \                              |
|THAT ONE - for sure... Stare   |                             |
| away, buddy - they're both    |                             |
|  real... You know, at a nude  |                             |
|  beach, you can ALWAYS tell   |                             |
|  which of these JERKS has a   |                             |
|\  computer, but isn't likely  ,..;;::(.;; ,,                |
| \    to EVER have a girl.  -",... ),;:;,,;`-,; ,            |
|  `-.________.'   `._____ ,)`:,\ .,`:,  ,;;,  ':;;,          |
|             \     /   , '):;; ,;;, .;;.    |\. -; ..        |
|              `-.-_'   ,;: ):;.';.-"";.: ;:. '`;.,;\;        |
|                 (_)_ ,; |;.`.;/      =;;'\:,_`'. \|'(       |
|                   (_) ;|,')|.'\(       \(  ( ,;\,;-`.('     |
|                     ): ;|| .;:(..__   _)... /;   \(,:|      |
|                     `|. ,:( ;|-"""-..-"""-._\`:,-.)..'      |
|                      ,;|; | |;     /\      .-);- \-,.'      |
|                    , =|'.;: )=.__.'  `.__.' ;;  '`|:`       |
|                        ;):  ;"    (__)     ,|;, `:,         |
|                       `.;:,\;,    .__.     ;;`:,|.; ,       |
|                      ');|: |;;,  <---->    `.`;,\|=         |
|                       ,' ;|:;)    `--'    /;;|`:| (,        |
|                     , ,;|`-,|:;.  . -.  .',;',;'/           |
|                       | |;;`.:; `-.__.-';;-' '/'\=,         |
|                     ,=): ;||(`;,        ,;':;,:            _|
|                       '';|: `:;         );:;(  ___...---""" |
|                        ,`||;' ;        ' \__                |
|                    _,-'   (              .::`.              |
|                  ,=      .`            .  .:::\             |
|       ___..---"",'        ``--..____   |   .:::|            |
|_..--""         /                     `.     .:/             |
|               /             `          '      |             |
|              .                                 \            |
|              |                                  \           |
|              |               |                   `.         |
|              |               ,                     \        |
|              |              /:                      `,      |
|              |             /            \             \     |
|              |            /              \            ;\_   |
|              |           |                .           ::.)  |
|              |           |         ,::,   |           `:|   |
|              |          '|        ;:():   |             '   |
|              |           |         `::'   ':           /    |
|              |           |.              /::.         /     |
|              |           |  ,         _,':"   -.____,'      |
|              \           |   `'--..--'        `:|           |
|               .          |\                     |           |
|               |          ||                     |           |
|               :          .\                     (           |
|oglesbee/'02    \          \|                    \           |
|_________________\__________\_____________________\__________|


  .`.`.`.' __ .'.'.              .`.`.`. '.'.'.'.
  '.`.'.  (_  '.'.'              '.'.'.'   .;.'.'
  .'.'.;'.__)SSSSSSSssssssssssssss......   '.'.'.
  '.`.'.'.'      This snake bites.   '.`.'..'.'.'
  .'.'.'      ________________________';'.'.'.'.
  '.';:''.'. //                      \\  .'.;`.'.'
  .'.'.'.'.'//                        \\  '.'.'.'.
, '.'.'.'. //__                      __\\   .'.'.'
;:.';:.'.-'   /"""""""--------"""""""\   '-.'.'.`.  .::.
.;'.'.'/     /  /                  \  \     \';:.'  `'''
  .'.'/     /  / ______     _______ \  \     \','.
  '.'/_    /  /.'______\   /_______`.\  \    _\'.''.'.
  `.|/ ""-.`--.._ S  H  E  L  B  Y _..--'.-"" \|.'.'.'
.;:.|      | .-' `""""""""""""""""' `-. |      |.'.'...,
`;;'\\____/_(__________________________)_\____//.'.':::;.
 `'(____________________________________________) `.;::.'
     |\ (_)  \_______________________/   (_) /|
     | \____________________________________/ |
JRO  |______|  twelfwisp         com   |______|
                        @hotmail.

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- --<-(JRO eipe tous logous autous emin eis alt.ascii-art)->--
Funny bit about the guys with the computer.  But I would advise that
you not post the subject header in all caps.  Some people who filter
out anything tha looks like it might be spam will not see it because
of the compleatly upercase letters.


==)-> Kataleipw, Faux_Pseudo

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 .-'))    _  UIN= 66618055  _    (('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that 
' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
 ((,,_;'.;'                 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
       ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._))        | - Andrew Jackson

It's a bright day though...

"JRO" <twe...@hotmail.com> almost writes:

OBSERVATIONS_____________________________________________by JRO
|                                                             |
|      __...--""""--...__                                     |
| ,--""                  ""--.,                               |
|/ That one... That one... Oh, \                              |
|THAT ONE - for sure... Stare   |                             |
| away, buddy - they're both    |                             |
|  real... You know, at a nude  |                             |
|  beach, you can ALWAYS tell   |                             |
|  which of these JERKS has a   |                             |
|\  computer, but isn't likely  ,..;;::(.;; ,,                |
| \    to EVER have a girl.  -",... ),;:;,,;`-,; ,            |
|  `-.________.'   `._____ ,)`:,\ .,`:,  ,;;,  ':;;,          |
|             \     /   , '):;; ,;;, .;;.    |\. -; ..        |
|              `-.-_'   ,;: ):;.';.-"";.: ;:. '`;.,;\;        |
|                 (_)_ ,; |;.`.;/      =;;'\:,_`'. \|'(       |
|                   (_) ;|,')|.'\(       \(  ( ,;\,;-`.('     |
|                     ): ;|| .;:(..__   _)... /;   \(,:|      |
|                     `|. ,:( ;|-###-..-###-._\`:,-.)..'      |
|                      ,;|; | |;#####/\#####.--);- \-,.'      |
|                    , =|'.;: )=.###'  `###'  ;;  '`|:`       |
|                        ;):  ;"    (__)     ,|;, `:,         |
|                       `.;:,\;,    .__.     ;;`:,|.; ,       |
|                      ');|: |;;,  <---->    `.`;,\|=         |
|                       ,' ;|:;)    `--'    /;;|`:| (,        |
|                     , ,;|`-,|:;.  . -.  .',;',;'/           |
|                       | |;;`.:; `-.__.-';;-' '/'\=,         |
|                     ,=): ;||(`;,        ,;':;,:            _|
|                       '';|: `:;         );:;(  ___...---""" |
|                        ,`||;' ;        ' \__                |
|                    _,-'   (              .::`.              |
|                  ,=      .`            .  .:::.             |
|       ___..---"",'        ``--..____   |   .::|             |
|_..--""         /                     `.     .:'             |
|               /             `          '      |             |
|              .                                 \            |
|              |                                  \           |
|              |               |                   `.         |
|              |               ,                     \        |
|              |              /:                      `,      |
|              |             /            \             \     |
|              |            /              \            ;\_   |
|              |           |                .           ::.)  |
|              |           |         ,::,   |           `:|   |
|              |          '|        ;:():   |             '   |
|              |           |         `::'   ':           /    |
|              |           |.              /::.         /     |
|              |           |  .         _,':"   -.____,'      |
|              \           |   ` --..--'        `:|           |
|               .          |\                     |           |
|               |          ||                     |           |
|               :          .\                     (           |
|oglesbee/'02    \          \|                    \           |
|_________________\__________\_____________________\__________|


                       ===========
                       I'M IN LOVE !!
                       ===========

JRO <twe...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 2 Sep 2002 10:37 · permalink · report
"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in message news:slrnan42vu.an2.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a...
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> - --<-(JRO eipe tous logous autous emin eis alt.ascii-art)->--
> Funny bit about the guys with the computer.  But I would advise that
> you not post the subject header in all caps.  Some people who filter
> out anything tha looks like it might be spam will not see it because
> of the compleatly upercase letters.

    "Look, Zmpltz -
     it's advice!"     \__/ /) \__/
                       (__)//  (oo)
                      //() /  //~~\\ "I've seen it.
 JRO__________________\\__/ __\\__// after 1600 posts   __
                       ||||    ||||  to this newsgroup,
                       ||||    ||||  I doubt the Boss
                      (_)(_)  (_)(_)   will care."



    "Well, it WAS
     the thought       \__/    \__/
     that counts."     (oo)    (oo)
                    (\//~~\\  //~~\\ "Counts for what, Mwptb?
 JRO_________________\/\__//__\\__//  Try buying hgglrone on
                       ||||    ||\\    Earth with "thoughts".
                       ||||    ||// They're not worth thxelzine."
                      (_)(_)  (_)_)




     "Well - fuck you
       too, buddy."
                      \_/                      \_/
                     (_o)                     ( o)
                     //~\                    (///\
                     \\_|                     |\\/
JRO___________________|||____________________ /(/ __
                      |||                    //||
                     (_)_)                  (_)(_)

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- --<-(JRO eipe tous logous autous emin eis alt.ascii-art)->--
> 
>     "Look, Zmpltz -
>      it's advice!"     \__/ /) \__/
<snip>
> 
>      "Well - fuck you
>        too, buddy."

That was good and I have seen one or two of yours before. 
So why arn't you writing more comics?


==)-> Kataleipw, Faux_Pseudo

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 .-'))    _  UIN= 66618055  _    (('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that 
' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
 ((,,_;'.;'                 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
       ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._))        | - Andrew Jackson

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