Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 7 Apr 2000.
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· 8 messages · 7 Apr 2000 - 17 Apr 2000
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"...Yes, I did work in the
ER last night, Marge. And
nights like that make me |\
want to just go home, and | \
never come back!" | |
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"Well, tell me about
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"It was just terrible... They brought
in this guy -- young fellow, not over
twenty-five. He'd been killed in some
brawl outside of a bar, and was just
left laying in the parking lot..."
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"...He wasn't quite dead when
the ambulance brought him in,
but he didn't have a chance..."
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"...Well, it was late, and the staff
were all pretty callous about every-
thing. This patient was a nobody.
The police had also came in with the
ambulance, because it was a criminal
case. Since they hadn't caught whoever
else was involved, they kind of acted
like the victim was to blame..."
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"...Anyway, after the doctor declared him
deceased, he and the policemen began to
go through his pockets, looking for some
kind of identification. This one officer
found a marijuana "joint" in the guy's
pocket. And you know what he said?"
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"...He said,"Well, we got him for THIS,
at least"... GOT WHAT? I wanted to just
scream out that this was a poor dead man,
not some possible misdemeanor violator!
Whatever his problems might have been,
HE was the one who was DEAD. Somewhere,
he probably has a family. I hardly think
the discovery of a joint on his person
really mattered, anymore! The disreguard
some people show for the premature end of
a man's life is too much for me. I was
so ashamed at their lack of respect!..."
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"Did you say anything?"
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"I'm afraid so... I looked him right in
the eye and said, "Well, why don't you
get the cuffs on him, before he jumps
up and runs away"."
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"That was all pretty horrible. You aren't
really thinking about quitting though,
are you Janet?"
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"Of course not... If we didn't
care, who would?"
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
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In article <imf...@4ax.com>, ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter Punk) wrote: > Somehow i get the feeling that this is based on true events... > -- > Peter Punk > \ / > ---\\\\--- > / \ Actually, yes. So was this: __..\/ /\ \� \\ _((____ /_/\_.___\ (( ( ))_ /\\~()\()~\\ (_((. )) . ) \_� _) _/ )((( )) )) \ .//\\/ \ (( )) ) __/\ __ /\_ (( ( . )) /� \ \ / /�\ ((. ))) )_.-~~-._-~ /��� \/\/\/���\ /(_ ( . _) /���� \ / � \ / (( (( .)) |� |�� \/ __| |_.-/__/ (( . ))_\ |��|� � o�� | | / /\ ((___)\ \ | �| � o���| | \'\ \...../ /'/ | | o | | \ \/ \/ / | |____/\___| | \ \ \/ \__| |__/ (_/ ) )\ _.-~~-__.-~\_| | |_/ /__________\ | | | | / / | | | | / / | | | ( \ \ | | | \ | | | | | | / / JRO _|____|____|_ |_/_/ .' | '. _/ _ \\ '-------"-------' /__/ )// "Yes, I DO think my skirt is short enough - not that it should matter to YOU - you're not getting under it! Not after this big EVENING OUT! You know, I didn't believe it before, BUT A BOWL OF CHILE AND AN RC COLA!!! Well, I'm sure now! You really ARE a goddamned OKIE, aren't you?" -- Jonathon R. Oglesbee oglesbee@ mail.fullnet.net Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.
On Fri, 07 Apr 2000 08:57:56 GMT, JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> provoked the following text: > "Of course not... If we didn't > care, who would?" > / | > ___ ___ | | > /_+_\ /_+_\ \ | \ > ))o o(( @@O-O@@ \ | > ((\o/)) @\-/@ \| > / \_/ \ / \_/ \ \ \ > /\(_ _)/\ /\/ \/\ \ > \\/ \ \\ ||\_ _/|| \ > (/_____\ \)(// \\) \ \ > / / | /_____\ \ > ( \ \ | | | \ > \_\_\ |_\_\ \ > (_\(_) (_)\_) \ Somehow i get the feeling that this is based on true events... -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Visit my MIDI-site at http://members.xoom.com/miditation Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road? A: Because it was on the other side.
On Wed, 12 Apr 2000 04:28:10 GMT, JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> provoked the following text: >> Somehow i get the feeling that this is based on true events... >Actually, yes. So was this: > > "Yes, I DO think my skirt is short enough - not that > it should matter to YOU - you're not getting under it! > Not after this big EVENING OUT! You know, I didn't believe > it before, BUT A BOWL OF CHILE AND AN RC COLA!!! Well, I'm > sure now! You really ARE a goddamned OKIE, aren't you?" Ermmm... Your last date? :-) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Visit my MIDI-site at http://members.xoom.com/miditation Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. -- Frank Zappa
In article <hug...@4ax.com>, ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter Punk) wrote: > On Wed, 12 Apr 2000 04:28:10 GMT, JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> provoked the > following text: > > >> Somehow i get the feeling that this is based on true events... > >Actually, yes. So was this: > > > > "Yes, I DO think my skirt is short enough - not that > > it should matter to YOU - you're not getting under it! > > Not after this big EVENING OUT! You know, I didn't believe > > it before, BUT A BOWL OF CHILE AND AN RC COLA!!! Well, I'm > > sure now! You really ARE a goddamned OKIE, aren't you?" > > Ermmm... Your last date? :-) > -- > Peter Punk > \ / > ---\\\\--- > / \ Goodness, no. The doll wouldn't leave me alone, and I had to marry her... -- Jonathon R. Oglesbee oglesbee@ mail.fullnet.net Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.
JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> wrote: > __..\/ > /\ \� \\ _((____ > /_/\_.___\ (( ( ))_ > /\\~()\()~\\ (_((. )) . ) > \_� _) _/ )((( )) )) > \ .//\\/ \ (( )) ) > __/\ __ /\_ (( ( . )) > /� \ \ / /�\ ((. ))) )_.-~~-._-~ > /��� \/\/\/���\ /(_ ( . _) > /���� \ / � \ / (( (( .)) > |� |�� \/ __| |_.-/__/ (( . ))_\ > |��|� � o�� | | / /\ ((___)\ \ > | �| � o���| | \'\ \...../ /'/ > | | o | | \ \/ \/ / > | |____/\___| | \ \ \/ > \__| |__/ (_/ ) )\ > _.-~~-__.-~\_| | |_/ /__________\ > | | | | / / > | | | | / / > | | | ( \ \ > | | | \ | | > | | | | / / > JRO _|____|____|_ |_/_/ > .' | '. _/ _ \\ > '-------"-------' /__/ )// > > "Yes, I DO think my skirt is short enough - not that > it should matter to YOU - you're not getting under it! > Not after this big EVENING OUT! You know, I didn't believe > it before, BUT A BOWL OF CHILE AND AN RC COLA!!! Well, I'm > sure now! You really ARE a goddamned OKIE, aren't you?" Johnathon, My Pa if from oklohoma and even he learned me how to court a wimmen better than this :) -- I love cats...They taste just like chicken.
In article <1e9...@mac.com>, dou...@mac.com (Doug Wilson) wrote: > > Johnathon, My Pa if from oklohoma and even he learned me how to court a > wimmen better than this :) > > -- > I love cats...They taste just like chicken. > I doan git it. Whassamatter with ah ol' bowl of chile an' ah RC Cola? JRO -- Jonathon R. Oglesbee oglesbee@ mail.fullnet.net Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.
On Thu, 13 Apr 2000 08:15:40 GMT, JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> provoked the following text: >> >> Somehow i get the feeling that this is based on true events... >> >Actually, yes. So was this: >> > "Yes, I DO think my skirt is short enough - not that >> > it should matter to YOU - you're not getting under it! >> > Not after this big EVENING OUT! You know, I didn't believe >> > it before, BUT A BOWL OF CHILE AND AN RC COLA!!! Well, I'm >> > sure now! You really ARE a goddamned OKIE, aren't you?" >> Ermmm... Your last date? :-) >Goodness, no. The doll wouldn't leave me alone, and I had to marry >her... Awww... Too bad. I was hoping _we_ could get hitched :-)) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Visit my MIDI-site at http://members.xoom.com/miditation Confucius say: Man who go to bed with question of sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.
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