Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 6 Jan 1997.
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READ ME FIRST XTRA CASH FOR YOU IN HERE
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 6 Jan 1997
Subject: YOU WILL HAVE NO REGRETS TOO! I DON'T
From: Jbu...@AOL.com
Date: January 6, 1997 3:15 AM EDST
YOU WILL HAVE NO REGRETS TOO! I DON'T
Please take 5 minutes to read this article: it will change your life,
just like it is mine. It's true!! You can make up to and in excess of
$40,000 in 4 to 6 weeks, maybe sooner! I swear I'm not lying to you. This
is by no means any type of scam! If you are interested, read further; if
not, then don't participate. However, please download and print this
article and give it to someone else who may wish to take advantage of this
opportunity.
Here we go. A short time ago, I was browsing through these
newsgroups, just as you are doing now, and came across an article similar
to this, that said you could make thousands of dollars in a few weeks with
only an initial investment of $5! So I thought, "Yeah right, no way, this
must surely be a scam of some kind." But I kept seeing the article in many
different newsgroups, so I was curious. Anyway, it said to send $1 to each
of the 5 names and addresses listed in the article. You then place your
name and address in the article at the fifth position, and then post the
article in at least 200 newsgroups ( there are thousands of them). No
catch that was it! !
So, after thinking it over and talking to a few people first, I
decided to try it. I figured what have I got to lose except 5 stamps and
$5. Right? ? Well, guess what . . . within 7 days, I started getting some
response in the mail! I was shocked ! But still didn't feel it would
amount to anything, and forgot about it "got my $5 dollars back". But then
the mail kept coming in, tripling in size and multiplying by 10-20
times. By the end of the second week, I had over $1000!
In the third week, I had over $10,000, and it was still growing! The post
office began holding my mail for me to pick up. I'm in my fourth week now
"This is incredible" My son, Christmas break, has been helping with the
mail, I've made close to $39,000 and the envelopes are still
coming.......
Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, WHY IT WORKS . .
. also, make sure you print a copy of this article NOW, so you can get the
information off of it, and begin earning money today.
The process is very simple, and it consists of just 3 easy steps:
STEP 1
Get 5 separate sheets of paper and write the and write the following
words on each sheet of paper . . . "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST.
YOUR NAME IS IN POSITION 'X' ." (where X is the position of the name on
the list)
Include your name and address since you will be added to a mailing list.
Get five $1 bills and place one inside each piece of paper that you
just wrote on, so the bill will not be seen in an envelope (Otherwise,
nosey people who like to steal envelopes with money in it, will get
yours).
Put one paper inside the envelope and seal it. Do the same for all
five. You should now have 5 sealed envelopes, EACH having a piece of paper
AND a $1 bill stuffed inside the paper. Make sure your address and those
words that were stated above are stated on the paper. Make sure the
position number agrees with the person's position you are mailing to. This
way they can judge the progress of the article. What you are doing is
creating a mailing list service by doing this, which is PERFECTLY LEGAL !
! ! Now then, mail the 5 envelopes with the paper and the $1 bill in each
to the following addresses:
1. P.B. MULHOLLAND
8915 S. Shrout Rd.
Grain Valley, MO 64029 USA
2. T. KYE
12605 Pinecrest Rd.
Herndon, VA 20171 USA
3. H. WILLIAMS
10400 Phar Lap Dr.
Cupertino, CA 95014 USA
4. A. DHARAMSI
10 Ellerslie Rd.
Shepherds Bush
London W12 7BW
England
5. J. BUERMAN
98 Park Ave.
Warwick, RI 02889 USA
STEP 2
Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the other
4 names up (5 becomes 4, 3 becomes 2, etc. . . . ) and put YOUR NAME as
number 5 on the list. You can slightly alter this article if you need to,
editing what you need to edit.
STEP 3
Post your amended article (with your name and address in the #5
spot) to at least 200 newsgroups. The more the better, because you will
increase the exposure of this article. The more people who see it the more
likely you are to get participation. All you need is to get a good
foundation of returns.
AND THAT'S IT !!! THAT'S THE ONLY THREE STEPS THERE ARE ! ! !
You are now in the mail order business and will start receiving your
$1 envelopes from various places all over the world within a few short
days!
HINT: THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST TO THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE.. You
may want to rent a P.O. Box in the future because of the volume of the
mail you will receive.
LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS PROGRAM WORKS AND WHAT IS IT'S POTENTIAL!
Out of every 200 postings, let's say you only receive 5 replies, which is
actually VERY low. So you made $5 with your name in #5. Now then, each
person who just sent you $1 makes, say only 200 postings for themselves,
now with your name in #4, which is a total of 1000 new postings. 50 people
send you a dollar now; that's $50 dollars you just made! Now then your new
50 agents post 200 each with your name in #3, or 10,000 postings. Average
return is 500 at $1 each and so on. You can easily see how you can make
fast cash with only 5 RESPONSES FOR EACH 200 POSTINGS ! ! !
The potential is fantastic! ! !
Estimates are the there are 20,000 to 50,000 new users logging on
EVERYDAY! ! ! Remember, play FAIR and HONEST and THIS WILL WORK, I
PROMISE YOU! ! ! You just have to be honest. Make sure you print this
article out RIGHT NOW! ! ! Also, keep a list of everyone who send you
money and always keep an eye on the newsgroups postings to make sure
everyone is playing fair. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO CHEAT TO MAKE THE MONEY! !
!
GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE AND PLEASE PLAY FAIR AND YOU WILL REAP THE HUGE
REWARDS! ! !
For more info please contact JBu...@AOL.COM
Thanx
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