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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art.animation, started 21 Dec 1996.
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GET $50000 with a $5 investment - it's legal - it worked for

GET $50000 with a $5 investment - it's legal - it worked for me and it'll work for you! ONLY 4 weeks and you'll have at least $50000

alt.ascii-art.animation · 1 message · 21 Dec 1996
GET $50000 with a $5 investment - it's legal - it worked for me and
it'll work for you! ONLY 4 weeks and you'll have at least $50000

Taking 5 minutes to read this may be one of the best decisions you
ever made.

I am so excited to tell you how you can make as much as $50,000 within
4 weeks for an investment of only $5.00.  You may think this is a huge
joke, but I assure you it is legitimate.  You have nothing to lose.
So what is $5.00.  You probably spend more than that on snacks and
junk in a day's time.  

I assure you, this plan works.  I've heardof folks like Markus Valppu
who made $57,883 in four weeks.  Dave Manning claimed he made $53,664
in the same amount of time. Dan Sehpstone said it was only $17,000 for
him.  Do I know these folks?  No, but when I read how they say they
did it, it made sense to me.  Enough sense that I am taking a similar
chance with $5.00 of my own money.  

If you follow the 3 steps below, there is no reason whatsoever why the
same shouldn't happen to you.  This is a perfectly legitimate
investment opportunity.  You invest $5.00 and you receive a return on
your investment.  So does the next investor.  IT IS LEGAL AND
PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE!

The procedure is very simple.

STEP 1:	Invest your $5.00 by writing your name and address on five
separate pieces of paper along with the words, "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR
MAILING LIST."  (In this way, you're not just sending a dollar to
someone; you're paying for a legitimate service.)  Fold a $1.00 bill,
money order, or bank note inside each paper, and mail them by standard
mail to the following five addresses:

****************************************************************************************
1.	Scott Williams,  1625 Nottingham Place,  Lancaster, OH.,
43130

2.	Bill Church,  8536 W. 95th Street,  Hickory Hills, IL.,  60457

3.	Eric Toh,  99B Highland Road,  Singapore  549175

4. Paul Williams,  9439 San Jose Blvd., #166,  Jacksonville, FL.
32257

5.	Derek Schwalenberg, 41 Parker, St. Newington, CT. 06111

******************************************************************************************

STEP 2:	Now remove the 1st name on the list, move the other 4 names up
(5 becomes 4, 4 becomes 3 etc.)  and put your name and address as
number 5 on the list.  You can do this by re-typing this article or
simply editing and re-posting it in this or another newsgroup.

STEP 3:	Post your article to at least 200 news groups (there are over
17,000 of them).  There are at least 17,000 newsgroups at any given
time.  Try posting to as many newsgroups as you can.  Remember the
more groups you post to, the more people will see your article and
send you cash!

You are now in the Mail Order Investment Business and you will start
receiving $1.00 returns by mail within a week or two.  The more
newsgroups you post to, the bigger your return will be.  You may want
to rent a Post Office Box to handle the volume of mail you are likely
to receive.

If you wish to remain anonymous, you can use a pseudonym such as "The
Manager: or "The Investor", but make sure your address is correct!

NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SYSTEM WORKS!

Of every 200 postings made, you will receive an average of 5 replies,
YES - only 5 replies, each with a $1.00 bill enclosed.  You make $5.00
for every 200 postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 5.

Each person who sent you $1.00, now also makes let's say, only 200
additional postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 4, i.e. 1000 postings.
On average therefore, 50 people will send you $1.00 with your name at
number 4, you make $50.00

Your 50 new agents make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 3
or 10,000 postings - average return 500 at $1.00 each is $500.00.
They make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 2 = 100,000
postings = 5,000 returns at $1.00 each = $5,000.

Finally, 5,000 people make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER
1 and you get a returns of $50,000 before your name drops off the
list.  AND THAT'S IF EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE ONLY MAKES 200 POSTINGS!
Total income in one cycle = %55,500.

From time to time, when your name is no longer on the list, you take
the latest posting that is appearing in the newsgroups, SEND OUT
ANOTHER $5.00 TO THE NAMES THAT ARE ON THE LIST, PUT YOUR NAME AT
NUMBER 5 AND START POSTING AGAIN.  Remember, 200 postings is only a
guideline.  The more you post, the greater the return.

Let's review the reasons why you should do this:  THE ONLY COST
FACTORS ARE 5 STAMPS,  5 ENVELOPES, AND 5 $1.00 BILLS.  Anyone can
afford five dollars to put into such an effortless investment with
SPECTACULAR RETURNS.

Some people have said "What happens if the scheme is 'played out' and
no one sends me any money?"  Big deal!  So you lose $5.00 - but what
are the chances of that happening?

There are not HUNDREDS, NOT EVEN THOUSANDS, BUT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS
OF NEW INTERNET USERS EVERY MONTH!

Remember, read the instructions carefully and play FAIRLY . . . that's
the only way this will work.  Get a printout so you can refer back to
this article easily.

Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you money and always keep an
eye on the newsgroup postings to make sure everyone is playing fairly.
You know where your name should be.

REMEMBER . . . HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.  YOU DO NOT NEED TO CHEAT
THE BASIC IDEA TO MAKE THE MONEY!  GOOD LUCK TO ALL, AND PLEASE PLAY
FAIR AND YOU WILL WIN AND MAKE SOME REAL INSTANT FREE CASH!

Don't wait until this offer is taken by someone else.  Become part of
this successful venture now!

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