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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 12 Aug 2000.
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Planktonman!

Planktonman!

alt.ascii-art · 2 messages · 12 Aug 2000
Eurakarte <Eur...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 12 Aug 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
The adventures of... PLANKTON MAN!
                                        . <-- Plankton Man
In this issue: Pat Sajak Attacks!

---------------------------+------------------------------------------
Inside the Planktocave...  |Meanwhile, at the 42.7th
                           |National Bank...
               CLANG       |                         That's right...
Great filter    CLANG,_.   |             ________    More money...
feeders! It's       ."o".  |            /      __\   Keep staring at
the Evil Alarm!      ._.   |""\         \__"/_"  |   the hair...
      \               |    | @|            |O_|  |  /My incredibly
        .             =    |  |            |o    | / happy hair...
---------------------------+ -|            '\____'   Or else you may
      BANK               \____/  +---+       _||_    LOSE A TURN!
  =============            || ---| $ ___   //\__/\   BWAHAHAHA!
  [     |     ]           /==\---+---\_/  / |    |
  [     |     ]           |  |      _/ \_/./|    |
  [    o|o    ]           |  |     / Bag \  |    |
  [     |     ]           |  |     | 'O  |  |    |
  [     "     ]           |  |     |Money|  |    |
------------------------------+---------------------------------------
 You're the Borksville        |              There's nothing I can do,
 head of police! You've got   |      +;;';;  Commisioner. If we get
 to do something!             |     +\ ; /=; any closer, Sajak will
      /                       |     /\\ //\| hypnotize us with his
     /             _________. |     |O| |O||/extremely happy hair.
    /             / |       | |     |  <   | This hair is happy and
  O          O   /__+POLEECE| |     . ___  | big enough to take out
 -+-        -+- .___________| |      \_  _/  an entire city. We need
 / \        / \   \_/    \_/  |     .-|  |-. a hero, Commissioner...
----------------------------+-+---------------------------------------
           It looks like... |
Say...     YES! It's the    |
what's    Plankmobile!      |  Fear not, good
that?           \           |   citizens of
    \            \          |   Borksville!
     O             O        |Plankton Man is
    -+-           -+-       |    here!                  HOORAY!
    / \           / \       |      \                   /      \
----------------------------+       \                 O        O
                            |                        -+-      -+-
                            |    "   .               / \      / \
                  And now   +-----------------------------------------
                 for Pat \   __    __               /   |    |   |
                  Sajak!    /  \  /  \      You're /    |    |   |
                           |   ,\/_.      going to      |    |   |
------------------+        |  | / ##|    lock his car?  |    |   |
     Hold on, let |        |  | | ##|                   |    |   |
     me lock my   |           | \___|              _____+-" -+   +-" _
    /  car.       |            '____.             /          |   |
  ".              |            _/  \_             \__________/   \____
------------------+--------+------------------------------------------
             ________      |           __      ___               /
Well, if it /        \     |          /  \    /   \             /
isn't my    \___\   / |    |         |    \  /    |       CURSES!
good friend    /_\ //-|    |         |   ,-\/--,
Planktonman!   |O| |O||    |Your evil|  | /---\|
How stupid of  |= ( = |    |powers have | | # ||  Now come along or I
you to face me!|      |    |no effect   | |###|| /will use my kung-fu
LOOK INTO MY   ".(_)./     |on me,      | \---/|/ martial arts!
HAPPY HAIR,     _---_      |Sajak!       '_____'
PLANKTONMAN!   / | | \     |             _/   \_
---------------------------+------+-----------------------------------
                                  |
                                  |
                      BWAHAHAHAHA!|             Wait, that
Sajak's                   /|\     |           was stupid.
now in    He "lost       / | \    |                   \
custody.  a turn!"      /  |  \   |                    \
  O /      \           O   O   O  |  O                  O   O   O
 -+-        \         -+- -+- -+- | -+-                -+- -+- -+-
 / \         .        / \ / \ / \ | / \       .        / \ / \ / \
----------------------------------+-----------------------------------
                              El Endo
----------------------------------------------------------------------


--------------------------------
//Eurakarte
Bow to the Prince of Plankton.
http://eurakarte.cjb.net

Fulgore <ful...@mindspring.com> ASCII art 12 Aug 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Very, very funny Eurakarte. BUT THE HAIR IS TOO HAPPY!


     ________    More money...
    /      __\   Keep staring at
    \__"/_"  |   the hair...

              ________   
 Well, if it /        \  
 isn't my    \___\   / | 
 good friend    /_\ //-| 


I AM NOW HYPNOTIZED!

-- 
  .-'"T"'-.   Fulgore
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