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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 14 Nov 2004.
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ASCII Art Fart for Sat, 2004 Nov 13

ASCII Art Fart for Sat, 2004 Nov 13

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 14 Nov 2004
"Faux_Tran" wrote in message ...
> #1969 FRIGHTENING DISCLAIMER
>
>
>                    .                 JAVA TECHNOLOGY IS NOT FAULT
>                     `:.              TOLERANT AND IS NOT DESIGNED,
>                       `:.            MANUFACTURED, OR INTENDED FOR
>               .:'     ,::            USE OR RESALE AS ON-LINE
>              .:'      ;:'            CONTROL EQUIPMENT IN HAZARDOUS
>              ::      ;:'             ENVIRONMENTS REQUIRING FAIL-SAFE
>               :    .:'               PERFORMANCE, SUCH AS IN THE
>                `.  :.                OPERATION OF NUCLEAR FACILITIES,
>       _________________________      AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION OR
>      : _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ :     COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, AIR
>  ,---:".".".".".".".".".".".".":     TRAFFIC CONTROL, DIRECT LIFE
> : ,'"`::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.::'     SUPPORT MACHINES, OR WEAPONS
> `.`.  `:-===-===-===-===-===-:'      SYSTEMS, IN WHICH THE FAILURE OF
>   `.`-._:                   :        JAVA TECHNOLOGY COULD LEAD
>     `-.__`.               ,' met.    DIRECTLY TO DEATH, PERSONAL
> ,--------`"`-------------'--------.  INJURY, OR SEVERE PHYSICAL OR
>  `"--.__                   __.--"'   ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE.


Oh shit!  I never realised that.  Is it still safe to make coffee out of
though>

STM

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