Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 7 Feb 2002.
NerdBoy inspired comic strip
alt.ascii-art
· 5 messages · 7 Feb 2002 - 9 Feb 2002
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| HOW NOT TO PICK UP GIRLS. |
| -=Lesson 1=- |
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| .---------------------. .---------------------. |
| | | | | |
| | Do you have any | | No. Would you | |
| | Swedish in you?| | \ like some? | |
| | / | | / | |
| | ~.. OO | | ~.. OO | |
| | >> .||. | | >> .||. | |
| | ____|\___dd____ | | ____|\___dd____ | |
| `---------------------' `---------------------' |
| |
| .---------------------. .---------------------. |
| | What's that small| | | |
| | spray can? | | PSSST! | |
' | | | | .... | |
| | ~.. OO | | ~.. .::::: | |
| | >>-'.||. | | >>-'.||. | |
| |____|\___dd____ | |____|\___dd____ | |
| `---------------------' `---------------------' |
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| .---------------------. .---------------------. |
| | | | | |
| | AAAARRRRGH!! | | Creep! | |
| | / | | | | |
| | | | | |
| | ~.. >< | | ..~ >< | |
| | >>-'.||. | | << .||. | |
| |____|\___bd____ | | _/<______bd____ | |
| `---------------------' `---------------------' |
| dp |
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Inspired by the characters created by Joaquim Gandara
in his popular online ascii art comic strip NerdBoy
http://nerdboy.port5.com/
Storyline suggested by Phydeaux
http://ice.prohosting.com/wdxl/
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drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote in message news:uac...@4ax.com... > On Thu, 7 Feb 2002 11:02:58 -0000, in alt.ascii-art, > ("David Palmer" <dav...@ntlworld.comNOSPAM>) wrote: > > <snip> > > Unfortuanetly, it has absolutely no bearing in real life. And neither do you! res. > > > -- > Drsquare > '. .' . . > '. : : .'' > : : : .' > : : : : .' > : : : : : : : > : :' ' ' . : : : : : > : : : : : : > : .'''. : . .: > : : ` : : . : > '.'...'.' : > :''''' ' : > : . : > : : : > '.....:......'
On Thu, 7 Feb 2002 11:02:58 -0000, "David Palmer" <dav...@ntlworld.comNOSPAM> wrote: > | HOW NOT TO PICK UP GIRLS. | > | -=Lesson 1=- | > | | > | .---------------------. .---------------------. | > | | | | | | > | | Do you have any | | No. Would you | | > | | Swedish in you?| | \ like some? | | > | | / | | / | | > | | ~.. OO | | ~.. OO | | > | | >> .||. | | >> .||. | | > | | ____|\___dd____ | | ____|\___dd____ | | > | `---------------------' `---------------------' | LOL ;) Cheers, Philip -- Philip Newton <nos...@gmx.li> That really is my address; no need to remove anything to reply. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote in message news:d60...@4ax.com... > On Thu, 07 Feb 2002 21:34:17 +0100, in alt.ascii-art, > (Philip Newton <pne...@newton.digitalspace.net>) wrote: > > >On Thu, 7 Feb 2002 11:02:58 -0000, "David Palmer" > ><dav...@ntlworld.comNOSPAM> wrote: > > > >> | HOW NOT TO PICK UP GIRLS. | > >> | -=Lesson 1=- | > >> | | > >> | .---------------------. .---------------------. | > >> | | | | | | > >> | | Do you have any | | No. Would you | | > >> | | Swedish in you?| | \ like some? | | > >> | | / | | / | | > >> | | ~.. OO | | ~.. OO | | > >> | | >> .||. | | >> .||. | | > >> | | ____|\___dd____ | | ____|\___dd____ | | > >> | `---------------------' `---------------------' | > > > >LOL ;) > > Seems like a good thing to try to me. yeh, I suppose you get hit on a lot by boys! especially in 'evening mode'! RES > > > -- > Drsquare > '. .' . . > '. : : .'' > : : : .' > : : : : .' > : : : : : : : > : :' ' ' . : : : : : > : : : : : : > : .'''. : . .: > : : ` : : . : > '.'...'.' : > :''''' ' : > : . : > : : : > '.....:......'
come on.... Make some Flatfish...You do a good job... Do that... People like it... ?:) "drsquare" <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote in message news:d60...@4ax.com... > On Thu, 07 Feb 2002 21:34:17 +0100, in alt.ascii-art, > (Philip Newton <pne...@newton.digitalspace.net>) wrote: > > >On Thu, 7 Feb 2002 11:02:58 -0000, "David Palmer" > ><dav...@ntlworld.comNOSPAM> wrote: > > > >> | HOW NOT TO PICK UP GIRLS. | > >> | -=Lesson 1=- | > >> | | > >> | .---------------------. .---------------------. | > >> | | | | | | > >> | | Do you have any | | No. Would you | | > >> | | Swedish in you?| | \ like some? | | > >> | | / | | / | | > >> | | ~.. OO | | ~.. OO | | > >> | | >> .||. | | >> .||. | | > >> | | ____|\___dd____ | | ____|\___dd____ | | > >> | `---------------------' `---------------------' | > > > >LOL ;) > > Seems like a good thing to try to me. > > > -- > Drsquare > '. .' . . > '. : : .'' > : : : .' > : : : : .' > : : : : : : : > : :' ' ' . : : : : : > : : : : : : > : .'''. : . .: > : : ` : : . : > '.'...'.' : > :''''' ' : > : . : > : : : > '.....:......'
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