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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 10 Sep 1997.
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Product Annoucement

Product Annoucement

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 10 Sep 1997
inf...@sparksintl.com 10 Sep 1997 00:00 · raw headers · report

For complete information, visit:  http//www.sparksintl.com


If you had told me a year ago that I would 
be marketing a product that claims it will
remove two inches of fat in 24 hours,
I would have laughed.  

"It sounds like snake oil," I would have told 
you.  "I wouldn't be involved with anything 
that ridiculous."  

...So much for predicting the future.

HERE'S WHAT CHANGED MY MIND:

Last December, I pushed my doubts aside 
and tested the gel on my own "fat-prone 
areas" -- stomach, hips, and thighs.  
What happened just 24 hours later turned 
me, an avowed skeptic, into a wide-eyed
believer.  I lost 2-1/2" from my waist, 
2-1/2" from my hips, and 3-1/2" from each 
thigh -- overnight.  I couldn't argue with 
my tape measure or the way my painfully 
tight jeans were suddenly comfortable.  
My husband lost two inches from his worst 
area -- his stomach.  My mother-in-law 
lost 1-1/2" from her stomach, and her problem
was a little bit of flabby skin, not serious
excess fat.

Now my company is marketing this miraculous
product around the world.  And we're looking
for serious, motivated people who would enjoy 
making terrific money while they sell a reliable
product that delivers results.

HOW OUR PRODUCT COMPARES TO OTHER PRODUCTS ON 
THE MARKET...

1.  It removes excess fat immediately, within 
24 hours.  You don't have to wait weeks or months 
for it to work as you do with some "body contouring"
products on the market.

2.  It liquefies fat naturally with common, European
herbs that have been used safely for centuries; the 
fat is then eliminated by the body naturally thru 
urination.

3.  It's 100% safe, 100% herbal, 
100% hypo-allergenic.

4.  Quick and easy to use, it takes less than
an hour to apply. 

5.  No side effects, no after-effects, no strange
sensations - just great results!

6.  It can be used repeatedly to lose multiple 
inches and maintain the fat loss over months, 
even years.

7.  Affordable even for people on a budget.

FOR COMPLETE INFORMATION ON:
a)  PRODUCT:  http//www.sparksintl.com
b)  BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY, reply to: inf...@sparksintl.com 






 

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