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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 24 Oct 2002.
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Joe and Annie 1 [Cartoon]

Joe and Annie 1 [Cartoon]

alt.ascii-art · 5 messages · 24 Oct 2002 - 24 Oct 2002
The Unknown Artist <unk...@artistic.se> ASCII art 24 Oct 2002 10:05 · permalink · report
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                  I love Swedish restaurants.
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                  What do you recommend, Joe?
 Ummm...well, the pytt i panna is good.  /
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                         Okay. I'll try that.
          Errr...waiter...               /
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  Um...Joe, I need to visit the little girls' room.
  Okay. I'll show you where it is.       /
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    |_|    jg(___)____)                   \/ ua   |_|





___________________  Oh-oh.     No problem.       ___________________
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|_________________| jg(____(___)    _|_\___\      |_________________|
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           I hope your shoe dries soon, Joe. Hehehe!
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    |_|    jg(___)____)                   \/ ua   |_|



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The Unknown Artist wrote in message <3db...@post.usenet.com>...
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> | :     : |      `/'    `\ '        \|        |/      | :     : |
> | :     : |      (        )          |________|       | :     : |
> | :     : |      |        |          |        |       | :     : |
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>                   :_:  :_: ua     jg(___|  |___)
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>           I hope your shoe dries soon, Joe. Hehehe!
>                                         /
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>            ///  \                 (((   `\
>           //-[O[O]                _ _`\   )
>           \|\   _\                (^  )   )
>            =| {-}                  ~-(     )
>          ./) \\# -.                _'((,,,))
>         /          \            ,-' \__/   `\
>        /   Sverige  \          (          ,  |
>        |__|      |__|           `-.-``-.-'/|_|
>         | |      | |               \     / | | @
>    /-------------------------------------------|-\
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>    | ||  || |   |  |          /   /|\   \  ||   || |
>    | ||  || |   |  |         /___/ ||\   \ ||   || |
>    | ||  || |   |  |         / /'  || \___\||   || |
>    |_|      |___|__|_       `-'         \ \      |_|
>    |_|    jg(___)____)                   \/ ua   |_|
>

I nearly fell off my seat !!

Hahahaha  :o)

Things like this don't REALLY happen to you, do they Joaquim ?

BTW - Hasn't Annie, erm, *GROWN* since we first met her ?

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"Anonymous" <gue...@guest.net> skrev i meddelandet
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> I nearly fell off my seat !!
>
> Hahahaha  :o)
>
> Things like this don't REALLY happen to you, do they Joaquim ?

Everyday occurance in Sweden, where men are menn and women are
kvinner. Actually.. that's.. Danish or something. So no, I guess.

> BTW - Hasn't Annie, erm, *GROWN* since we first met her ?

That was a long time ago.

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On 2002-10-24 cla...@lords.com said:

   >Everyday occurance in Sweden, where men are menn and women are
   >kvinner. Actually.. that's.. Danish or something.

It's Norwegian. I'm sorry, Joaquim...Norwegian
is as close as I can get to Swedish.
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>>
>>           I hope your shoe dries soon, Joe. Hehehe!
>>                                         /
>>              ___                   _____
>>            ///  \                 (((   `\
>>           //-[O[O]                _ _`\   )
>>           \|\   _\                (^  )   )
>>            =| {-}                  ~-(     )
>>          ./) \\# -.                _'((,,,))
>>         /          \            ,-' \__/   `\
> Things like this don't REALLY happen to you, do they Joaquim ?

Happens here often enough.  In fact here is a an excerpt from the
adventures of experiment-38423 who went to an Ani Difranko concert on
Wednesday night:

                               The only downside is the
       line for the women's restroom.  An bunch of women
       moved en masse into the mens' restroom across the
       hall...Oh, it was classic [...].  You should have
       seen this one guys face when he opened the door to the
       mens room, only to see a bunch of women in there
       waiting for the stalls.  He did a kind of whole-body
       stutter back a foot, checked the sign over the door
       again, cautiously opened the door again, as if all of
       the chicks in there might have disappeared, and then
       stood for a good three seconds undecided as to whether
       or not he should go in.  About a minute later they
       posted a male guard at the door to stop any further
       bathroom invasions.


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