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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 25 Jun 2002.
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GIVING AWAY

GIVING AWAY

alt.ascii-art · 3 messages · 25 Jun 2002 - 26 Jun 2002
Lace Withnell wrote:
> 
> Go to the link below and sign up for free. When I say free, I mean "FREE".
> The only way that you have to pay is if you become a "Smartpro" member like
> I did when I saw the great big door that all you have to do is walk through.
> As you can tell by the poor use of language in the message, I'm just your
> every day Joe just like you. So do youself a Favor and click on the link
> below to start saving at great stores like "Lands End" and "Wal-Mart".
> The answer to your question is yes. It did take me a great amount of time to
> type this
> 
> CLICK- http://www.smartmall.biz/?19415

this really is a shit poem and I rarely say that, so you could take it
as a compliment or you could just take your spam and shove it up your
arse. :O)
Hi everybody peeps!
-- 
 Paul.  (I am everyday people...)
 ____________________________________________________________ 
  http://www.geocities.com/dreamst8me/

"Paul Heslop" wrote in message ...
> Lace Withnell wrote:
> >
> > Go to the link below and sign up for free. When I say free, I mean
"FREE".
> > The only way that you have to pay is if you become a "Smartpro" member
like
> > I did when I saw the great big door that all you have to do is walk
through.
> > As you can tell by the poor use of language in the message, I'm just
your
> > every day Joe just like you. So do youself a Favor and click on the link
> > below to start saving at great stores like "Lands End" and "Wal-Mart".
> > The answer to your question is yes. It did take me a great amount of
time to
> > type this
> >
> > CLICK- http://www.smrtmll.biz/415
>
> this really is a shit poem and I rarely say that, so you could take it
> as a compliment or you could just take your spam and shove it up your
> arse. :O)
> Hi everybody peeps!
> --
>  Paul.  (I am everyday people...)
>  ____________________________________________________________
>   http://www.geocities.com/dreamst8me/

Hi Mr Paul!

Dunno so much about the quality of the poetry, I was admiring the creative
use of ascii to paint such a vivid and realistic picture.  I always thought
that the Ascii character set could only be used for drawings, but it now
seems that putting the right characters in just the right order can create
both spam and shit poetry!

STM

obascii

(!) Spam receptical

"Semach.the.monkey" wrote:
> 
> "Paul Heslop" wrote in message ...
> > Lace Withnell wrote:
> > >
> > > Go to the link below and sign up for free. When I say free, I mean
> "FREE".
> > > The only way that you have to pay is if you become a "Smartpro" member
> like
> > > I did when I saw the great big door that all you have to do is walk
> through.
> > > As you can tell by the poor use of language in the message, I'm just
> your
> > > every day Joe just like you. So do youself a Favor and click on the link
> > > below to start saving at great stores like "Lands End" and "Wal-Mart".
> > > The answer to your question is yes. It did take me a great amount of
> time to
> > > type this
> > >
> > > CLICK- http://www.smrtmll.biz/415
> >
> > this really is a shit poem and I rarely say that, so you could take it
> > as a compliment or you could just take your spam and shove it up your
> > arse. :O)
> > Hi everybody peeps!
> > --
> >  Paul.  (I am everyday people...)
> >  ____________________________________________________________
> >   http://www.geocities.com/dreamst8me/
> 
> Hi Mr Paul!
> 
> Dunno so much about the quality of the poetry, I was admiring the creative
> use of ascii to paint such a vivid and realistic picture.  I always thought
> that the Ascii character set could only be used for drawings, but it now
> seems that putting the right characters in just the right order can create
> both spam and shit poetry!
> 
> STM
> 
> obascii
> 
> (!) Spam receptical

Bugger me, you're right!  I hadn't noticed his weird way of cross
posting either... the man is a literary genius! I sense a prize from
potry.com!
-- 
 Paul.  (I am everyday people...)
 ____________________________________________________________ 
  http://www.geocities.com/dreamst8me/

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