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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 10 Oct 2003.
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alt.ascii-art · 13 messages · 10 Oct 2003 - 15 Oct 2003
Hello again; 


do you have some pic�s to use in a flamewar? 

thanks

"Alex" wrote in message ...
| Hello again;
|
|
| do you have some pic�s to use in a flamewar?
|
| thanks

Semach.the.monkey <no....@all.ever> ASCII art 11 Oct 2003 01:45 · permalink · report
"Alex" wrote in message ...
| Hello again;
|
|
| do you have some pic�s to use in a flamewar?

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    ~~~~~'
Ool







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But my personal favorite is;


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               'Ere you go, Alex.         (  )  () @@  )  (( (
               Chris, Kenneth, Nick...     ( (  )( @@  (  )) ) (
            Just ask if you want some.  (  ( ()( /---\   (()( (
     _______   /                        )  ) )(@ !O O! )@@  ( ) ) )
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|   >   \___|                      ) ( @)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( )
|  /---------+                    (@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\ @@@)@@@@@(  .
| |    \ =========______/|@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\ @(@@@(@@@ .  .
|  \   \\=========------\|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O @@(@@)@@ @   .
|   \   \----+--\-)))           @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !! @@)@@@ .. .
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    |   |_<   /   ( ) ( (  ) )   (( )  )).) ((/ |  (  | \(  )) ((. ).
____<_____\\__\__(___)_))_((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_


STM

Seb3k <iva...@public.srce.hr> ASCII art 11 Oct 2003 06:39 · permalink · report
Nakon sto sam otpio gutljaj zuje i odlozio bocu na stol, osjetio sam se
spremnim procitati sto je Fri, 10 Oct 2003 16:07:16 -0300  napisao Alex:
 
> Hello again; 
> do you have some pic�s to use in a flamewar? 

How about:



            .-.
           ( ' )
          / ''/
         /   /
        /   /
       /   /
      /   /   Suck
     /   /    on
    /   /     this
   /   /      <insert_name>
  /   /
 /   /
/.-./ [Seb]
(   ).
 '-'  )
   '-' 

Eh...I bet you can see that I spent about 30 sec
on this ;-)
Maybe Ill improve it someday...

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Sat, 11 Oct 2003 08:39:21 +0200, Seb3k <iva...@public.srce.hr> kirjoitti:
> Nakon sto sam otpio gutljaj zuje i odlozio bocu na stol, osjetio sam se
> spremnim procitati sto je Fri, 10 Oct 2003 16:07:16 -0300  napisao Alex:
>  
> > Hello again; 
> > do you have some pic�s to use in a flamewar? 
> 
> How about:
> 
> 
> 
>             .-.
>            ( ' )
>           / ''/
>          /   /
>         /   /
>        /   /
>       /   /   Suck
>      /   /    on
>     /   /     this
>    /   /      <insert_name>
>   /   /
>  /   /
> /.-./ [Seb]
> (   ).
>  '-'  )
>    '-' 

I'm really surprised if Tran doesn't use this.

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Bill Taylor <w.t...@math.canterbury.ac.nz> ASCII art 12 Oct 2003 09:04 · permalink · report
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 ___<_____\\__\__ _____ __((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_

                        Consider yourself flamed.



                                            ____
     _______                              ,`//  `.       _________________
    <   ____)                             |_'____|      |                 |
 /--|  |(  o|                             )______\      |   First Class   |
|   >   \___|                           _[________]_   /| Anti-Flame Suit |
|  /---------+                         /\    ' -o  /\ / |_________________|
| |    \ =========______/|            /  \:: |    |  \
|  \   \\=========------\|            |_ |___,____/_, \
|   \   \----+--\-)))                / \  [__Z___]  ' (
|   |\______|_)))/                  |___ /  _,  - \___|
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    |   |-\   \                     (_(|     '     |)_)
    |   |  \   \                       /           |
    |   |   \   \                      |  `  '  ,  \
    |   |   /   /                       \_'__|_ \__/
    |   |  /   /                        /          \
    |   |_<   /                       __|    |     |__
____<_____\\__\__ ___ ___ ____ _ ____/   \-O ' O-  /  \__ _________ ____
                                     \,,,,,,/ \,,,,,,,/   -------
                                                    ----- ---


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|   >   \___|                      ) ( @)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( )
|  /---------+                    (@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\ @@@)@@@@@(  .
| |    \ =========______/|@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\ @(@@@(@@@ .  .
|  \   \\=========------\|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O @@(@@)@@ @   .
|   \   \----+--\-)))           @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !! @@)@@@ .. .
|   |\______|_)))/             .    @@@@@@ !! @@ /---\ @@ !! @@(@@@ @ . .
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    |   |-\   \          (       .      @ !!!  !! \-/ !!  !!! @@@@@ .
    |   |  \   \          )      .     .  @@@@ !!     !!  .(. @.  .. .
    |   |   \   \        (    /   .(  . \)). ( |O  )( O! @@@@ . )      .
    |   |   /   /         ) (      )).  ((  .) !! ((( !! @@ (. ((. .   .
    |   |  /   /   ()  ))   ))   .( ( ( ) ). ( !!  )( !! ) ((   ))  ..
    |   |_<   /   ( ) ( (  ) )   (( )  )).) ((/ |  (  | \(  )) ((. ).
____<_____\\__\__(___)_))_((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_

Seb3k <iva...@public.srce.hr> ASCII art 12 Oct 2003 10:23 · permalink · report
Nakon sto sam otpio gutljaj zuje i odlozio bocu na stol, osjetio sam se
spremnim procitati sto je Sat, 11 Oct 2003 08:39:21 +0200  napisao Seb3k:

> Maybe Ill improve it someday...

Yep...Here it is...
I added some "grande cojones" ;-)

             .-.
            ( ' )
           / '-'
          /   /   
         /   /
        /   /
       /   /
      /   /
     /   / 
    /   /
   /   /
  .-. /
 *   *,
(     )-. 
 *   *   * 
  '-'     ) 
     *   *
      '-'

Tried to add hair...but if i do that
I lose definition of the /cojones/

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Thanks all, all pics was really good, do you have more?

Sharky <sha...@hellsgate.corg> ASCII art 12 Oct 2003 19:04 · permalink · report
In message <t49...@4ax.com>  Alex
<pch...@montevideo.com.uy> wrote:

>
>Thanks all, all pics was really good, do you have more?

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Take that!

Sharky <sha...@hellsgate.corg> ASCII art 13 Oct 2003 00:39 · permalink · report
In message <t49...@4ax.com>  Alex
<pch...@montevideo.com.uy> wrote:

>
>Thanks all, all pics was really good, do you have more?

This is a real nasty one I found in the archives - author unknown, but
I'm sure Tran will like it.


                                               
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  \       | /       /  \\\   --__ \\       : 
   \      \/   _--~~          ~--__| \     | 
    \      \_-~                    ~-_\    | 
     \_     \        _.--------.______\|   | 
       \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   | 
        \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  / 
        /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/    
       / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \   
      |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \  
      |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       | 
     | \    \____)   `----   --'             | 
     |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ |
    |              /    |     |  \            |
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    |          / /    |         |  \           |
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   |         / /        |    |       |         |
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Hi,

How about some single line flowers with colours?

Art

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Harry Mason <spa...@no.spam> ASCII art 15 Oct 2003 23:08 · permalink · report
Art Robb wrote:
> How about some single line flowers with colours?

There isn't a standard way to include colour in ASCII art. Do you want them
for a web page, or a terminal?

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Art Robb <art...@argonet.co.uk> schrieb:

>How about some single line flowers with colours?

So waht do you mean?

 --<-<@
Some flower (black)

| --<-<@
Another flower (red)

|| --<-<@
A third one (green)

:-P

-dd

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