Nursing Problem

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    "Okay gentlemen, let me see if I have this all correct.
    Mr. Spence, you are Mrs. Spence's Husband, but Mr. White
     is the baby's Father, whereas Mr. Burkle is who she's
     currently living with... Okay... Now, what I NEED to
     know, is which of you is going to accompany this BUSY
           WOMAN into the delivery room?"


                     Jonathon R. Oglesbee
                     oglesbee@
                            mail.fullnet.net

On Fri, 26 Mar 1999, JRO wrote:

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> 
>     "Okay gentlemen, let me see if I have this all correct.
>     Mr. Spence, you are Mrs. Spence's Husband, but Mr. White
>      is the baby's Father, whereas Mr. Burkle is who she's
>      currently living with... Okay... Now, what I NEED to
>      know, is which of you is going to accompany this BUSY
>            WOMAN into the delivery room?"
> 

....Johnny..maybe, just to be sure, a DNA is also needed???  ;-)
                                                     
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Geraldine Jones                                       .^ ^.
Email:  we9...@victoria.tc.ca                         ( o o )
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Geraldine Jones wrote in message ...

>....Johnny..maybe, just to be sure, a DNA is also needed???  ;-)


    Who knows? If you think that's kind of funny, think about
this: They changed the complete info forms that are submitted
with the birth certificates to list:

Paternity _________________
Husband  __________________
Significant Other _________

   No fooling. They used to just say:

Father ________

I guess life's more complicated, these days... Far out.


JRO

On Sat, 27 Mar 1999, JRO wrote:
> Geraldine Jones wrote in message ...
> 
> >....Johnny..maybe, just to be sure, a DNA is also needed???  ;-)
> 
>     Who knows? If you think that's kind of funny, think about
> this: They changed the complete info forms that are submitted
> with the birth certificates to list:
> 
> Paternity _________________
> Husband  __________________
> Significant Other _________
> 
>    No fooling. They used to just say:
> 
> Father ________
> 
> I guess life's more complicated, these days... Far out.
> 
> 
> JRO
> 
   ...ROFL...
                                                     
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Geraldine Jones                                       .^ ^.
Email:  we9...@victoria.tc.ca                         ( o o )
Web Page: http://www.victoria.tc.ca/~we993/          ( =Y= )
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JRO wrote:
> 
> I guess life's more complicated, these days... Far out.
> 

That came out funnier than you meant: "far" is Swedish for "father".


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