Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 2 May 2009.
Global Village Pump Award
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· 1 message · 2 May 2009
mimus wrote: > metro-golden-meower wrote: > > mimus wrote: > > > On 29 Mar 2009, metro-golden-meower wrote: > > > > > > > > what ones are mad hatter worthy of nomination for this month? > > > > > > > > would the barbara woodhouse be a good one? concidering the flonk has > > > > all been working on his training and even the newbies are kicking > > > > his arse. > > > > > > > > i would like to nominate the spankard for the palmjob paddle. > > > > > > Is there a "Global Village Pump" award? > > > > what criteria would be involved in this award? > > Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap. > > More than pwned. A public utility. 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L J __ \ .' | | .'_._) _____) __ __) L/ | | /.' | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /) | < > J.| | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _ < | | |\\ | / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_ < F | J| |\ | (____ / | .-/ |. .' | || \`_|_ (_/ |-`--' | |F L____) _____ _____ | > | | | (, / ) (, / | /) | | // |___| _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/ | | J/ )---(________,_ / (_(_/ / )_/_)_ ) / |_(_(_/ (_(_/ (_(_(_ | | /| ( |_____/_ \`. ) / .-/ (_/ | | // >---<"""""|""|_| \ (_/ (_/ | `._ ./' |___| | _____ \ | .-' // | | .--|' "``--. < | .'/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap. | | JJ | | |`--'.______.---'| | | || | | | | | | `' |___| | More than pwned| | | | | | | | | | | |A public utility| | | | | | | < | |___| | Socialized. | | | | | `-.__ __.-' | > | | `""""' | | .<___>. | | .-|`-._.-'|-. | | `-.__ __.-' | | """ | | | | | > | | | | <-.-. | _____ ____ |J \ J | | | | || L \ | __| __ | | | \ < `-. _|' __V__`-._ _.-'"_.-.__ J-' < `-.__ .-(_.- ___ `-._)-. ____.---------------'---------._______.-.-'"""""""-.`-. \ | `------.-(.-' .-'" ) ""`. `.-. 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F ( .' / _'___ \ `/_ .'/ .' `---.__ \ ) `----.__.-' '/ /'" "`-. | \ ) (J / .<(@) | ` .-' L | (/.---.__ -._ `| \-. .'|.' |.-'__ |( (J `. mm/`""--.__`"-._| L/ ( | |_.---' |) ( | `mm/ __ `- `""`--._ | ) (J `-.--' F/ (| |v '.-.`-'.-"" m .-)|( (_\ / /-' || \| "" -.\""` |) |: (`. a a v f f f.') `_J | (_ ` ) | n F| \_`-.______.-'-' (\ |. /_____\ / m /< `-.__.-'-'\ `.\--'\ \' """ |.' k /.-' | | \ \ |`.| \ `-.__.-' f .'`) | | \ \ `-._-.`. .'a..-'_' | | \ \ `'|`-.___.-'.-' | | \| `--'`--'" |/\| | | | | . | | |/ \|\| Only the scroll: .-'`-._____ .-' `------------------.___________________________ _____________________.---- .-'"`-. ._| """""""""""" --.__________.-'_ \ / `-----.__ `-. L J \ .' | | L/ | | | < > < | | < F | |. .' | |-`--' | | > | | | | | | | | | `._ | .-' < | | | | | | | | | | | | | < | | | | > | | | | | | | | | | | | | > | | | | <-.-. | |J \ J || L \ | \ < `-. J-' < `-.__ ____.---------------'---------._______ \ | `------.____________..-------' `----------._________ `-. F `----.__.-' Less wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide version: .-'`-.___ .-' `-----------.___________ ______________.---- .-'"`-. ._| """""""""""" --.________.-'_ \ / `----.__ `-. L J \ .' | | L/ | | | < > < | | < F | |. .' | |-`--' | | > | | | | | | | | | `._ | .-' < | | | | | | | | | | | | | < | | | | > | | | | | | | | | | | | | > | | | | <-.-. | |J \ J || L \ | \ < `-. J-' < `-.__ \ | `----.________...----------'""""""""`--------..__________ `-. F `----.__.-' Less wiiiiide version of the complete award: .-'`-.___ .-' `-----------.___________ ______________.---- .-'"`-. ._| """""""""""" --.________.-'_ \ / `----.__ `-. L J _____) __ __) \ .' | | / /) /) /) (, ) / , /) /) L/ | | / ___ // ___(/_ _ // | / // // _ _ _ | < > / / ) (/_(_)/_) (_(_(/_ |/ _(_(/_(/_(_(_(_/__(/_ < | | (____ / | .-/ < F | (_/ |. .' | _____ _____ |-`--' | (, / ) (, / | /) | > _/__ / ___ __ /---| _ _ _ __ _(/ | | / (_(_/ / )_/_)_ ) / |_(_(_/ (_(_/ (_(_(_ | | ) / .-/ (_/ | | (_/ (_/ | | | `._ Digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap. | .-' < | __ | | .'_._) | | /.' | Name of victim etc.... | | J.| | | | |\\ | | | J| |\ | | | || \`_|_ < | |F L____) date... | | | | | | | // |___| | | J/ )---(________,_ < | /| ( |_____/_ \`. | | // >---<"""""|""|_| \ | | ./' |___| | _____ \ | | // | | .--|' "``--. < | '/ | | ( ~~|~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ) | | J | | |`--'.______.---'| | | | | | | | | | ' |___| | More than pwned| < | | | | | | | | | |A public utility| | | | | | | | | |___| | Socialized. | < | | | `-.__ __.-' | | | | `""""' | > .<___>. | | .-|`-._.-'|-. | | `-.__ __.-' | | """ | | | | | | signature(s)... (with titles and such things) | > | | | | <-.-. | _____ ____ |J \ J | | | | || L \ | __| __ | | | \ < `-. _|' __V__`-._ _.-'"_.-.__ J-' < `-.__ .-(_.- ___ `-._)-. __________.-.-'"""""""-.`-. \ | `--.-(.-' .-'" ) ""`. `.-. (.' _.._ `. )___ `-. F ( .' / _'___ \ `/_ .'/ .' `---.__ \ ) `----.__.-' '/ /'" "`-. | \ ) (J / .<(@) | ` .-' L | (/.---.__ -._ `| \-. .'|.' |.-'__ |( (J `. mm/`""--.__`"-._| L/ ( | |_.---' |) ( | `mm/ __ `- `""`--._ | ) (J `-.--' F/ (| |v '.-.`-'.-"" m .-)|( (_\ / /-' || \| "" -.\""` |) |: (`. a a v f f f.') `_J | (_ ` ) | n F| \_`-.______.-'-' (\ |. /_____\ / m /< `-.__.-'-'\ `.\--'\ \' """ |.' k /.-' | | \ \ |`.| \ `-.__.-' f .'`) | | \ \ `-._-.`. .'a..-'_' | | \ \ `'|`-.___.-'.-' | | \| `--'`--'" |/\| | | | | . | | |/ \|\| -- __ __ _____ _____ ______ __ _ _ _____ __ ||| \ \ ) )/ / \|| | \ \ / / \ \ | \ | || | / / \| ) \ ||.. \ \/ /| |_/| | |_/ /| | | || \ | || || | / \ |.PP. \ / | | \| | | \ \| | | || |\_\| || || | / /\ \ _\/___ \_( \_\__/||_| \_\\_\__/_/ |_| |_||_| \_\__/|(_( \_\ |_______ Troll Spokeswoman _____ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ___|
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