Hubbard says a thetan weighs 1.5 ounces

In article <5nul71$4dv$1...@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM>, 
William Barwell <wba...@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM> writes:
>>   Of course, if a thetan weighs 1.5 ounces as Hubbard declares, then
>>every time you lose one of your body thetans, you should weigh 1.5
>>ounces less.  That's 10 2/3 BT's per pound.  Now, what if you weigh
>>100 pounds and you get rid of 1067 BT's, will you be weightless?  Does
>>Jenny Craig know about this?  Are there any OT8 jockeys?  High
>>jumpers?  Sky divers?
>
Mory to the point, if you weigh 100Lbs and get rid of 2000 BTs, will
you have negative bouyancy and float upwards like a helium balloon?
>
>Well of course, only an awake and alert BT has mass.  Otherwise they have
>none, mass being a MEST condition only applying to entities that agree
>that mass exists.  Now, if all 100,000 or so BTs all of a sudden woke up
>due to auditing, you'd weigh 5 tons.
>
ROTFL!

Perhaps that bay window LRon Flubber sported was just an exceptionlly
persistent cluster of the little blighters....             |
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