Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 16 Dec 2002.
Fuzzball On Trial, Part 4
alt.ascii-art
· 5 messages · 16 Dec 2002 - 23 Dec 2002
Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! [12/16/02]
Today's Adventure: "Fuzzball On Trial IV"
===================================================================
Well, at least
we tried.
/;;;\ /
Wow. Can you believe the |O | /
judge sentenced me to |n | __/
32768 years? \---/
\ \\/\/ |
\_______ \ 0/ -+-
/\\// / \
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Fuzzball! This
Hey, shouldn't /;;;\ letter came for
the police have dragged |O | you! \ /-"-\
me off yet? |n | \ |O |
\ \---/ \____ |v |
\ \/\// | \---/
\_ / 0\ -+- /-+-
/\\\/ / \ / \
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Blah, blah...
_X\ Sentencing... blah, /;;;\
/| \\ blah... Negative |O | /-"-\
||/-Y-\ 32767 years? |- | |O |
||| #| \ \---/ |- |
| | ##| \/\/\ | \---/
\---/ / 0/ -+- -+-
_/ \_ \/\\/--- / \ / \
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Allow me to explain.
You see, Carbo-
Nation's legal _X\ /;;;\
system is run on /| \\ |O | /-"-\
extremely primitive ||/-Y-\ |- | |O |
386 PCs. \ ||| #| \---/ |- |
\___ | | ##| \/\/\ | \---/
\---/ /0 / -+- -+-
_/ \_ \/\\/--- / \ / \
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Such a large number
caused an over-
flow error, wrapping _X\ /;;;\
it back around to /| \\ |O | /-"-\
-32767 years. ||/-Y-\ |- | |O |
\ ||| #| \---/ |- |
\______ | | ##| \/\/\ | \---/
\---/ /0 / -+- -+-
_/ \_ \/\\/--- / \ / \
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Which probably means
you could commit as
much crime as you _X\ /;;;\
wanted, as long as /| \\ |O | /-"-\
the sentence ||/-Y-\ |- | |O |
doesn't exceed ||| #| \---/ |- |
32767 years! Ha ha! | | ##| \/\/\ | \---/
\---/ /0 / -+- -+-
_/ \_ \/\\/--- / \ / \
-------------------------------------------------------------------
_X\ /;;;\
/| \\ |O | /-"-\
||/-Y-\ |- | |O |
||| #| \---/ |- |
| | ##| \/\/\ | \---/
\---/ /0 / -+- -+-
_/ \_ \/\\/--- / \ / \
-------------------------------------------------------------------
I think I'll go
see what's happening /X_ /;;;\
at that jewelry // |\ |O | /-"-\
store downtown. /-Y-\|| |- | |O |
/ |# ||| \---/ |- |
\/\/\ / |## | | | \---/
/0 / \---/ -+- -+-
\/\\/ _/ \_ --- / \ / \
===================================================================
The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@attbi.com
The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://www.eurakarte.com/
--
//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://www.eurakarte.com
"Eurakarte" <eur...@attbi.com> wrote in message news:Xns92E6A1B10636Cplanktonprince@63.240.76.16... > Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! [12/16/02] > Today's Adventure: "Fuzzball On Trial IV" <snip> Hahahah, I didnt see that coming :)
Eurakarte <eur...@attbi.com> wrote in news:Xns92E6A1B10636Cplanktonprince@63.240.76.16: > Which probably means > you could commit as > much crime as you _X\ /;;;\ > wanted, as long as /| \\ |O | /-"-\ > the sentence ||/-Y-\ |- | |O | > doesn't exceed ||| #| \---/ |- | > 32767 years! Ha ha! | | ##| \/\/\ | \---/ > \---/ /0 / -+- -+- > _/ \_ \/\\/--- / \ / \ > ------------------------------------------------------------------- A sentence could still exceed 32767 years because that would just lead to another overflow error? This cartoon makes me feel ill. All the time. A lot... -- ABCGi
"Eurakarte" <eur...@attbi.com> wrote in message news:Xns92E6A1B10636Cplanktonprince@63.240.76.16... > Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! [12/16/02] > Today's Adventure: "Fuzzball On Trial IV" > =================================================================== <snipping the funniness> Haha, if only they declared their jail sentences in the LONG format... :) -- par...@hotSPAMmail.com (Remove SPAM from the address when replying.) This concludes our drill. In the event of a real emergency I would have typed IN ALL CAPS!!!
Eurakarte <eur...@attbi.com> wrote in news:Xns92E6A1B10636Cplanktonprince@63.240.76.16: > Blah, blah... > _X\ Sentencing... blah, /;;;\ > /| \\ blah... Negative |O | /-"-\ > ||/-Y-\ 32767 years? |- | |O | > ||| #| \ \---/ |- | > | | ##| \/\/\ | \---/ > \---/ / 0/ -+- -+- > _/ \_ \/\\/--- / \ / \ > ------------------------------------------------------------------- Talk about getting "flipped" on a bogus charge.... ... wait, no ... ... it was't me ... ... it was a friend of mine, I swear!! -- ATB Charles Kincaid
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