Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 2 Dec 1997.
Funny Bone Sample for Tuesday
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 2 Dec 1997
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(/6 6\) A man went into a pharmacy to find a cure for his
)\ = /( persistent erection. he was embarrassed to find that
(_ ) ( _) there was only a female assistant, but she did her
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\ \)___(/ / "Well, I've had an erection for two weeks, and I can't
\/ \/ get it to go down. What can you give me for it?"
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| | "Just a minute, please sir, I'd like to consult my
|_____| partner." The woman disappeared into the back of
||| the shop and came back three minutes later.
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/ Y \ "I've talked it over with my partner, and the best
`"`"` we can offer you is the shop and $300 in cash."
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