Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 26 Jan 2000.
Veronikaa Troll Watch
alt.ascii-art
· 34 messages · 26 Jan 2000 - 5 Feb 2000
By now you're the one who's beginning to look like one of those (OK,
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I know there's another alternative, but I prefer to assume that the
people I'm talking to are intelligent). :) <---------Veronica's
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In article <388...@news.teleport.com>, sir...@teleport.com (TooShy) wrote: > > By now you're the one who's beginning to look like one of those (OK, > OK, > I know there's another alternative, but I prefer to assume that the > people I'm talking to are intelligent). :) <---------Veronica's > last post > > Regaurding your last post dear > > To the light To the light > Profound elucidation > Enough of your sophistry > your diadem, without import > > Your autocratic mien > a beacon, auspice > dissemblence you imbue > author author > > Your specious words > intended to sway > you querulous poseur > nil in consequence > > vacuous introspection > cognizant debility > FAQ preoccupation > ego-encephalitis > > [END] > | \ ____ / __ //\__\ __ _ @@ )/ Sucessfully, Veronica manages to (_\ \o / _ assume her prefered postition; she \ \/ \(_\ gets her head up somebody's ass... \_| \ / / |__\_/______ """---..||_| / / \ |(__/\_/-|| |____ || | || |___ """---...___jro__ ||_| \\___\ \ ((__| `-' -- Jonathon R. Oglesbee oglesbee@ mail.fullnet.net Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.
JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> wrote: > In article <388...@news.teleport.com>, > sir...@teleport.com (TooShy) wrote: > > > > By now you're the one who's beginning to look like one of those (OK, > > OK, > > I know there's another alternative, but I prefer to assume that the > > people I'm talking to are intelligent). :) <---------Veronica's > > last post > > > > Regaurding your last post dear > > > > To the light To the light > > Profound elucidation > > Enough of your sophistry > > your diadem, without import > > > > Your autocratic mien > > a beacon, auspice > > dissemblence you imbue > > author author > > > > Your specious words > > intended to sway > > you querulous poseur > > nil in consequence > > > > vacuous introspection > > cognizant debility > > FAQ preoccupation > > ego-encephalitis > > > > [END] > > > | > \ ____ / > __ //\__\ __ > _ @@ )/ Sucessfully, Veronica manages to > (_\ \o / _ assume her prefered postition; she > \ \/ \(_\ gets her head up somebody's ass... > \_| \ / / > |__\_/______ > """---..||_| / / \ > |(__/\_/-|| |____ > || | || |___ """---...___jro__ > ||_| \\___\ \ > ((__| `-' Quick diddle: Who's yer daddy, JRO? | .-/. WHO'S YER DADDY? \ ____ / /.. \\ __ //\__\ __ /\o \\ @@ )/ /'-')\ VERONICA! \o / //\//| WHAT THE? :_. '-._//_//_| | | / \ _) ||||----|| |//< |||| || |# |___"""---...___jro/mc__ -- ./ \\__\___\ \ `-' -- Medical Catastrophe mhm23x23 Mocking the afflicted since 1968
Millennial Catastrophe wrote: > > JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> wrote: > > > In article <388...@news.teleport.com>, > > sir...@teleport.com (TooShy) wrote: > > > > > > By now you're the one who's beginning to look like one of those (OK, > > > OK, > > > I know there's another alternative, but I prefer to assume that the > > > people I'm talking to are intelligent). :) <---------Veronica's > > > last post > > > > > > Regaurding your last post dear > > > > > > To the light To the light > > > Profound elucidation > > > Enough of your sophistry > > > your diadem, without import > > > > > > Your autocratic mien > > > a beacon, auspice > > > dissemblence you imbue > > > author author > > > > > > Your specious words > > > intended to sway > > > you querulous poseur > > > nil in consequence > > > > > > vacuous introspection > > > cognizant debility > > > FAQ preoccupation > > > ego-encephalitis > > > > > > [END] > > > > > | > > \ ____ / > > __ //\__\ __ > > _ @@ )/ Sucessfully, Veronica manages to > > (_\ \o / _ assume her prefered postition; she > > \ \/ \(_\ gets her head up somebody's ass... > > \_| \ / / > > |__\_/______ > > """---..||_| / / \ > > |(__/\_/-|| |____ > > || | || |___ """---...___jro__ > > ||_| \\___\ \ > > ((__| `-' > > Quick diddle: > Who's yer daddy, JRO? > | .-/. WHO'S YER DADDY? > \ ____ / /.. \\ > __ //\__\ __ /\o \\ > @@ )/ /'-')\ > VERONICA! \o / //\//| > WHAT THE? :_. '-._//_//_| > | | / \ _) > ||||----|| |//< > |||| || |# |___"""---...___jro/mc__ > -- ./ \\__\___\ \ > `-' > I see you know of MISTRESS VERONICA. __.------._ .' -| - . `. / '.' `-. ` \ / / `. ` \ \ | / `. \ | | |-==+, .+==`. | | |<<<-. ,->>>\ | | ||_<@>_\ /_<@>_|: | | |"""""/ \"""""|| | | | ((_)) | | | `|` __ __ '| | | | <--=--> | | / / `---' | | / |`. " .'/ \ / / | | `-.___.-' | \ / '| | \ \ /' / | """ |\ ` \ / . /-' `-n.__ \\ / .-'| |H l_ H `-.\ /.' / / H H `. .' | | H H `. .' H H ( `. .' F\ /R \_)`. .' //\\ //\\ \/ `. .' .//++\\_ _//++\\, /\ `. / /,'//++++\_\. ./_/++++\\`,\ \ .' J: //+++++++\\`.'//+++++++\\ :F `. / .'|l//+++===+++\\"//+++===+++\\;|`. \ .' .' `((++" .. "++\Y/++" .. "++))' `. `. / .' (/+ ({}) +/|\+ ({}) +\) `. \ ( .' (\ "`+. //:\\ ,+'" /) `. ) \ .' J\\__ _`+.,".,+'_ __//F `. / \ \ F`._""""_,/'`+'`\._""""_,'J / / \ \ F """" """" J / / \ \ | | / / \ \ | | / / \ \ | _ | / / \ \ | /_) | /( / \ `._ F/_/ ___J ___( `. / \ \ /_/""""""==-----==""""" \/ `. `./: \ \/_/ ,+""""""(@)""""""+. /\/ '. "; | ./_/| / \ | \. `-/\ | . \/ ||+\ /+|| \. | \/ \ . \__)||\+\ /+/|| \. / /\ \ . \__) || \+\ /+/ || \._/ \/ \ \__) || \+`. ,'+/ || F /\ /\_) || \++`._____,'++/ || | \/ /_/| || \+++++_+++++/ || | |""| /_/ | || \++,' "+++/ || | | | /_/ | || \+:\ \ \/ || | | | /_/ | || \+\\ Y \ || | | | /_/ J || `.\\ \_\ || F |__| /_/ J || Y\ \\_ || F /_/ F .od[]bo. | \\ ,' \od[]bo. J /_/ [HHPhhhhqHH8H8HHHIHH\/ +hhhhqHH] /-/ [HH8H8H8HH8H8H8HHIHHb`. o;HHHHHHH] /-/ [HHH8H8HHHH8H8HHHIHHHHb`-^4HHHHHHH] /-/ J8888888888888888|8888888888888888F /-/ F888888888888888|888888888888888J (_/ F888888888888888|888888888888888J |888888888888888^888888888888888| J88888888888888J F88888888888888F J88888888888888| |88888888888888F F8888888888888| |8888888888888J F8888888888888| |8888888888888J |8888888888888| |8888888888888| <----Nylons |8888888888888| |8888888888888| J8888888888888F J8888888888888F J8888888888888F J8888888888888F F88888888888J F88888888888J F8%888888%%8J F8%8888888%8J |%888888888%| |%888888888%| |%888888888%| |%888888888%| |8%88888888%| |%88888888%8| J88%888888%8F J8%888888%88F J88888888888F J88888888888F F888888888J F888888888J F888888888J F888888888J |888888888| |888888888| |888888888| |888888888| |888888888| |888888888| |888888888| |888888888| |888888888| |888888888| |888888888| |888888888| |888888888| |888888888| J888888888F J888888888F J888888888F J888888888F F8888888J F8888888J F8888888J F8888888J |8888888| |8888888| |8888888| |8888888| |8888888| |8888888| |8888888| |8888888| (8888888| |8888888) F8%88%88J F88888%8J J8%8%8%8%8F J%8%8%8%8%F /%%%%%%/%%%%\ /%%%%\%%%%%%\ (%(%(%(%\%%%%/ \%%%%/%)%)%)%) VK/Krogg """""""""""" """""""""""" > Medical Catastrophe mhm23x23 > Mocking the afflicted since 1968 HAHAHAHA.....I want some porn featuring mentaly retarded girls,feel free to send me anything you got...especialy if it has sound...I want to hear them say " duhhh,wud id dat dang you ticking in me,id feel gud, tik me sum more" -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
TooShy wrote: > > > To the light To the light > Profound elucidation > Enough of your sophistry > your diadem, without import > > Your autocratic mien > a beacon, auspice > dissemblence you imbue > author author > > Your specious words > intended to sway > you querulous poseur > nil in consequence > > vacuous introspection > cognizant debility > FAQ preoccupation > ego-encephalitis I know you are trying to impress VK with your vocabulary,but the problem is that even _I_ could write a bunch of stuff like that using nothing more than a theosauris thingie....Its basicaly worthless as a sign of IQ...Just a cheap trick... I wish i could watch you and VK all oiled up with baby oil,buck nacked,rastling on a plastic mattress. THAT would at least relieve some of MY fustrations. Obascii: _ [_] .--' `--. | baby | |~~oil~~| | | `-------' Made with REAL babies too.... -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > TooShy wrote: > > <snip> > > > > [END] > > That's the second declaration of "The End" I see from you today. Are you > a sausage? :-D > > ObASCII: > > .-. .-. > ( \ ___________ / ) > \ `-./_____________\.-' / <--- (Yummy two-ended meal) > `. .----------------. .' > `-/ \' > | | > `.______________.' > a diddle .--, ,--. l_/ \ ___________ / \_J \ `-./_____________\.-' / <--- (chew on this one) `. .----------------. .' `-/ \' | | `.______________.' -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> wrote in message news:86njsl$qsu$1...@nnrp1.deja.com... > In article <388...@news.teleport.com>, > sir...@teleport.com (TooShy) wrote: > > > > By now you're the one who's beginning to look like one of those (OK, > > OK, > > I know there's another alternative, but I prefer to assume that the > > people I'm talking to are intelligent). :) <---------Veronica's > > last post > > snip..... > | > \ ____ / > __ //\__\ __ > _ @@ )/ Sucessfully, Veronica manages to > (_\ \o / _ assume her prefered postition; she > \ \/ \(_\ gets her head up somebody's ass... > \_| \ / / > |__\_/______ > """---..||_| / / \ > |(__/\_/-|| |____ > || | || |___ """---...___jro__ > ||_| \\___\ \ > ((__| `-' > Quite an image Jonathon! no butts, Prudence
In article <388...@gtcom.net>, kro...@gtcom.net wrote: > I wish i could watch you and VK all oiled up with > baby oil,buck nacked,rastling on a plastic mattress. > THAT would at least relieve some of MY fustrations. well, according to JRO unless you are into full figured girls then it'd probably make you more frustrated. . / \ | | | | | | |_| * * * Australia Day Fireworks Rocket -- Eternity - Smoking or Non-Smoking?
Krogg wrote: > > TooShy wrote: > > > > > > > To the light To the light > > Profound elucidation > > Enough of your sophistry > > your diadem, without import > > > > Your autocratic mien > > a beacon, auspice > > dissemblence you imbue > > author author > > > > Your specious words > > intended to sway > > you querulous poseur > > nil in consequence > > > > vacuous introspection > > cognizant debility > > FAQ preoccupation > > ego-encephalitis > > I know you are trying to impress VK with your > vocabulary,but the problem is that even _I_ could > write a bunch of stuff like that using nothing more > than a theosauris thingie....Its basicaly worthless > as a sign of IQ...Just a cheap trick... > [ Yeah, that IS poetry ] I've always thought that poetry Just wasn't my cup of tea. But I'm not doing that bad, Have I gone suddenly mad? I've got the hang of it now And would surely make some more If I wasn't afraid you'd say "Aw! He is such a bore" _________________________________ \ \ \_ `, ' ')# |/ ? | o )\ /__/\ \____ / \_/ \ / < _____ _> \ b'ger -----/___/ ,___/___\--------- / |\/ | \ /_______| ' > I wish i could watch you and VK all oiled up with > baby oil,buck nacked,rastling on a plastic mattress. > THAT would at least relieve some of MY fustrations. > > Obascii: > _ > [_] > .--' `--. > | baby | > |~~oil~~| > | | > `-------' > > Made with REAL babies too.... > Krogg, you're getting worse. Have you stopped taking your medecin again? ;) joris
JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> wrote: > In article <86nsco$ekm$2...@upa.usenet-performance-art.org>, > mo...@xisabatad.tacdem (Millennial Catastrophe) wrote: > > Medical Catastrophe mhm23x23 > > Aflicted since 1968 > > > > Thanks... Now I know your affliction. Yours appears to be illiteracy coupled with an acute case of Pee Wee Herman syndrome. Get well soon. -- Medical Catastrophe mhm23x23 Mocking the afflicted since 1968
JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> wrote: > In article <388...@gtcom.net>, > kro...@gtcom.net wrote: > > > > HAHAHAHA.....I want some porn featuring mentaly retarded > > girls,feel free to send me anything you got...especialy > > if it has sound...I want to hear them say > > " duhhh,wud id dat dang you ticking in me,id feel gud, > > tik me sum more" > > > > You just posted some. > > Having seen her more recent snapshots, I suggest a small update over > that pic based on her 8th-grade class photo... Here, it would be > considered pedophilic, anyway. > > Shit; I tried to post it, but it was too wide for Dejanoose. > Oh well... Maybe you should try learning to use a newsreader then. Go easy though, we wouldn't want you to tax yourself too much. -- Medical Catastrophe mhm23x23 Mocking the afflicted since 1968
On Wed, 26 Jan 2000 17:22:16 GMT, sir...@teleport.com (TooShy) wrote: > >By now you're the one who's beginning to look like one of those (OK, >OK, >I know there's another alternative, but I prefer to assume that the >people I'm talking to are intelligent). :) <---------Veronica's >last post > >Regaurding your last post dear > >To the light To the light >Profound elucidation >Enough of your sophistry >your diadem, without import > >Your autocratic mien >a beacon, auspice >dissemblence you imbue >author author > >Your specious words >intended to sway >you querulous poseur >nil in consequence > >vacuous introspection >cognizant debility >FAQ preoccupation >ego-encephalitis > > [END] > ___ //|||\\ //|||||\\ ||.-. .-.|| ||'o' 'o'|| || (_) || ||( O )|| ________||)`-.-'(||_______ /My name it is Veronica,see\ / Und I have all der FAQs \ / /If I see a non-ASCII\ \ / / /I give you 50 wacks\\ \ | / Do not bother telling me\ | \ \ \To look the other way/ / / \ \ /Or to not be nasty\ / / ___/For flaming makes my day\___ / I will post about my webpages \ / Und grateful you will be \ /I've made one to check your messages\ | For characters, non-ASCII | \ Und now I have my web chat / \ A webpage to talk ASCII / \ Und I made a test so that / \ Only smart ones I will see / |I Use a plastic bag und tape| |Photographs I trace with text| | This is how I create | |Imagination?(I say perplexed)| | I, Veronica, am the best | |I have no question about that| | So be very very happy guest | |If I bother to give you crap | MJP\TS > > ,, ,, > ,, ,, '+` ,, '+` ,, ,, > ,,'+`'+`,, ,, '+`,, ,,'+`'+`,, SirSal >,, ,, ,,'+`'+`,, '+`,,'+`, ,, '+` @ >'+`'+`,, ,, \\ '+`,, ,,,'+`,, Teleport.com > , '+`,,\ \|||/ / '+` '+` > \\| // , > , \||| ,;;, > , | | ~;;,;____ > ||| //,;;----\|____ > ||| \\)'( (_( )__) > , | | / ` ) )\ > ||| /, :/ \ ( ) > wwwwW ||| ,;;;,/,,,\ ) > wwWWwWww ~~~~~^^^^^ _______ > |ooShy ************************************************* __.-~---_ mikechat __)/ > O ( @ ) / /|\ )" best.com ) | ^ ^ ^| )_\ ^ ^ ( )\ ^ ^ \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~MJP~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~
Millennial Catastrophe wrote: > > JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> wrote: > > Shit; I tried to post it, but it was too wide for Dejanoose. > > Oh well... > > Maybe you should try learning to use a newsreader then. Go easy though, > we wouldn't want you to tax yourself too much. I know this was a troll,but i reply anyway.... CHEAP SHOT...you know that JRO's ISP has problems with thier news server and they refues to fix it.....Its a common fact around here. BE cool, Krogg Obtastelessascii: One line maggot with slime trail. .....ooooOOOc -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > Krogg wrote: > > Millennial Catastrophe wrote: > > > Quick diddle: > > > Who's yer daddy, JRO? > > > | .-/. WHO'S YER DADDY? > > > \ ____ / /.. \\ > > > __ //\__\ __ /\o \\ > > > @@ )/ /'-')\ > > > VERONICA! \o / //\//| > > > WHAT THE? :_. '-._//_//_| > > > | | / \ _) > > > ||||----|| |//< > > > |||| || |# |___"""---...___jro/mc__ > > > -- ./ \\__\___\ \ > > > `-' > > > > > :D:D:D:D > > > > > I see you know of MISTRESS VERONICA. > <snip> > > |8888888| |8888888| > > |8888888| |8888888| > > |8888888| |8888888| > > (8888888| |8888888) > > F8%88%88J F88888%8J > > J8%8%8%8%8F J%8%8%8%8%F > > /%%%%%%/%%%%\ /%%%%\%%%%%%\ > > (%(%(%(%\%%%%/ \%%%%/%)%)%)%) VK/Krogg > > """""""""""" """""""""""" > > > > Shouldn't I be wearing some shoes or boots or something? > :P In recent times a person known as Godayce added boots among some other things. |@@@@@@@@@@@| |@@@@@@@@@@@| <---leather boots! |@@@@@@@@@| |@@@@@@@@@| |@@@@@@@@@| |@@@@@@@@@| |@@@@@@@@@| |@@@@@@@@@| J@@@@@@@@@F J@@@@@@@@@F J@@@@@@@@@F J@@@@@@@@@F F@@@@@@@J F@@@@@@@J F@@@@@@@J F@@@@@@@J |@@@@@@@| |@@@@@@@| |@@@@@@@| |@@@@@@@| |@@@@@@@| |@@@@@@@| |@@@@@@@| |@@@@@@@| (@@@@@@@| |@@@@@@@) F@%@@%@@J F@@@@@%@J J@%@%@%@%@F J%@%@%@%@%F /%%%%%%/%%%%\ /%%%%%%%%%%%\ (%%%%%%%()%%%%) (%%%%()%%%%%%%) ############### ############### \V^^V^^V^^V^^V/ \V^^V^^V^^V^^V/ Godayce -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
I was like "Oh my GOD! No WAY!" And so then Veronica Karlsson <aci...@earthling.net> totally goes like: >Krogg wrote: >> Millennial Catastrophe wrote: >> > Quick diddle: >> > Who's yer daddy, JRO? >> > | .-/. WHO'S YER DADDY? >> > \ ____ / /.. \\ >> > __ //\__\ __ /\o \\ >> > @@ )/ /'-')\ >> > VERONICA! \o / //\//| >> > WHAT THE? :_. '-._//_//_| >> > | | / \ _) >> > ||||----|| |//< >> > |||| || |# |___"""---...___jro/mc__ >> > -- ./ \\__\___\ \ >> > `-' >> > > >:D:D:D:D > >> >> I see you know of MISTRESS VERONICA. ><snip> >> |8888888| |8888888| >> |8888888| |8888888| >> |8888888| |8888888| >> (8888888| |8888888) >> F8%88%88J F88888%8J >> J8%8%8%8%8F J%8%8%8%8%F >> /%%%%%%/%%%%\ /%%%%\%%%%%%\ >> (%(%(%(%\%%%%/ \%%%%/%)%)%)%) VK/Krogg >> """""""""""" """""""""""" >> > >Shouldn't I be wearing some shoes or boots or something? Yes, you should. And I'd recommend losing the strap on dildo, while you're at it. -- Field Marshal Sergi, KotAGoR XXX & Nominee for HL&S 1/00 "I know you can read my thoughts, boy. MEOW meow meow meow MEOW meow meow meow MEOW meow meow meow MEOW meow meow meow." -Homer Simpson
TooShy wrote: > <snip> > > [END] That's the second declaration of "The End" I see from you today. Are you a sausage? :-D ObASCII: .-. .-. ( \ ___________ / ) \ `-./_____________\.-' / <--- (Yummy two-ended meal) `. .----------------. .' `-/ \' | | `.______________.' -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
In article <388...@gtcom.net>, kro...@gtcom.net wrote: a cheap trick... > > I wish i could watch you and VK all oiled up with > baby oil,buck nacked,rastling on a plastic mattress. > THAT would at least relieve some of MY fustrations. You jest... I happen to know you think leg-likkers is as disgusting as butt-fukkers. A good, sick post, however. -- Jonathon R. Oglesbee oglesbee@ mail.fullnet.net Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.
In article <388...@gtcom.net>, kro...@gtcom.net wrote: > > HAHAHAHA.....I want some porn featuring mentaly retarded > girls,feel free to send me anything you got...especialy > if it has sound...I want to hear them say > " duhhh,wud id dat dang you ticking in me,id feel gud, > tik me sum more" > You just posted some. Having seen her more recent snapshots, I suggest a small update over that pic based on her 8th-grade class photo... Here, it would be considered pedophilic, anyway. Shit; I tried to post it, but it was too wide for Dejanoose. Oh well... -- Jonathon R. Oglesbee oglesbee@ mail.fullnet.net Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.
In article <86nsco$ekm$2...@upa.usenet-performance-art.org>, mo...@xisabatad.tacdem (Millennial Catastrophe) wrote: > Medical Catastrophe mhm23x23 > Aflicted since 1968 > Thanks... Now I know your affliction. -- Jonathon R. Oglesbee oglesbee@ mail.fullnet.net Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.
Veronica Karlsson wrote: > I find it quite impressive, in a boring sort of way. I couldn't write > anything like that. Yes, putting together something that rhymes does > take some intelligence. Reading it takes some intelligence too. I guess > I don't have either kind. Poetry just doesn't "work" for me. > > Like everybody else I have been forced to read some at school, but I > hated every minute of it. I kept trying to read each word, each line, to > make _some_ sense of it, but my thoughts just wanted to go somewhere > else. Listening to poetry is like listening to somebody with no musical > talent torture a violin. > Obascii: > .-------------------------------. > ( OK Krogg, the oil thing was fun ) > \ but my opponent is boring! .--' > ||||| `--. .---------------------' > ||. .|| /.' > |||\=/||| -' > |.-- --.| > /(.) (.)\ > _ \ ) . ( / > >)'( v )` ,,,(, > // \ | / / o(/ > .-. \\ ( | ) \ c > \\__\`--'- -`--'( > `--------------.\ > \\ > (` > __ ,--' )--------o---. ( I'll have to shave ) > seems to give you( ( some edge... ,--.__) `--(_)-------' O ,---------------------------------------------------------. o ( Hey! I volunteer, but it'll cost you some cheesy remarks! ) . (`-| `--y------------------------------------------------------' ) ) "o -' (__(__) o!O -- Interface: Artificial intelligence vs. Natural stupidity ojo...@lunatech.com
Sergi wrote: > > I was like "Oh my GOD! No WAY!" And so then Veronica Karlsson > <aci...@earthling.net> totally goes like: > [SNIPSNAP] > > Yes, you should. And I'd recommend losing the strap on dildo, while you're > at it. Naaah! I think it looks kinda cute. And about those shoes/boots... Try some thighhigh bedboots =) It's just that... studded leather isn't really my thing if I haven't got my armour on. > -- > Field Marshal Sergi, KotAGoR XXX & Nominee for HL&S 1/00 Field Marshal ? ,------------------. \^^/ ( L'etat? c'est moi! ) ) ) "o `-y----------------' (__(__) `--' _________________________________ [ DANGER WILL ROBINSON! DANGER! ] """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Please do NOT mistake Pepe the mouse for a 'stein'. -- Interface: Artificial intelligence vs. Natural stupidity ojo...@lunatech.com
Checkmate � <Lun...@The.Edge> wrote: > On Thu, 27 Jan 2000 23:52:01 -0600, Sergi put forth the notion that... > > I was like "Oh my GOD! No WAY!" And so then Veronica Karlsson > > <aci...@earthling.net> totally goes like: > > > > >Krogg wrote: > > >> Millennial Catastrophe wrote: > > >> > Quick diddle: > > >> > Who's yer daddy, JRO? > > >> > | .-/. WHO'S YER DADDY? > > >> > \ ____ / /.. \\ > > >> > __ //\__\ __ /\o \\ > > >> > @@ )/ /'-')\ > > >> > VERONICA! \o / //\//| > > >> > WHAT THE? :_. '-._//_//_| > > >> > | | / \ _) > > >> > ||||----|| |//< > > >> > |||| || |# |___"""---...___jro/mc__ > > >> > -- ./ \\__\___\ \ > > >> > `-' > > >> > > > > > > >:D:D:D:D > > > > > >> > > >> I see you know of MISTRESS VERONICA. > > ><snip> > > >> |8888888| |8888888| > > >> |8888888| |8888888| > > >> |8888888| |8888888| > > >> (8888888| |8888888) > > >> F8%88%88J F88888%8J > > >> J8%8%8%8%8F J%8%8%8%8%F > > >> /%%%%%%/%%%%\ /%%%%\%%%%%%\ > > >> (%(%(%(%\%%%%/ \%%%%/%)%)%)%) VK/Krogg > > >> """""""""""" """""""""""" > > >> > > > > > >Shouldn't I be wearing some shoes or boots or something? > > > > Yes, you should. And I'd recommend losing the strap on dildo, while you're > > at it. > > > > Dear Sir/Madame/Other: > > Please send me a Veronica troll watch. I'm enclosing $2.00, and 5 proofs > of purchase for Jackanapes (TM) brand troll house cookies. OK bye. .======. || || || '|-||-|' | | | Y | | | | H | | | | B | | | | T | | | /-""""-\ /` .---. `\ / / ___ \ \ : :.' '.: :-+ : || ^ ^ || :-+ \ |\ v /| / \'.'---'.' / '\-....-/' | | | V | | | | K | | | | () | | | | () | | | | () | | | | () | | | | () | | | '----' mc -- Medical Catastrophe mhm23x23 Mocking the afflicted since 1968
Millennial Catastrophe wrote: > JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> wrote: > > Having seen her more recent snapshots, I suggest a small update over > > that pic based on her 8th-grade class photo... Here, it would be > > considered pedophilic, anyway. Are you talking about my "very old" picture? http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/me/me3.jpg Here's the background for those who don't know it: I started building my homepage in 1996. I put a picture on it that was about a year old and wrote "That is a very old picture" under it. On another spot on my homepage I put a new picture, but I didn't say where. Since then lots of people have written to me about how they had much fun hunting through my site looking for the new picture. As for the "more recent snapshots", well, I think the two you can find on my site *are* my most recent snapshots. IOW, that bit was just more of JRO's bullshit. > > Shit; I tried to post it, but it was too wide for Dejanoose. > > Oh well... > > Maybe you should try learning to use a newsreader then. Go easy though, > we wouldn't want you to tax yourself too much. I think he uses OE5, and posts though Deja to get around some of OE's limitations. [BTW, a few days ago I showed some old pictures of me to some friends and they all agreed that my 7'th grade photo is the one that looks most like me today.] -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
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Krogg wrote: > TooShy wrote: > > To the light To the light > > Profound elucidation > > Enough of your sophistry > > your diadem, without import > > I know you are trying to impress VK with your > vocabulary,but the problem is that even _I_ could > write a bunch of stuff like that using nothing more > than a theosauris thingie....Its basicaly worthless > as a sign of IQ...Just a cheap trick... I find it quite impressive, in a boring sort of way. I couldn't write anything like that. Yes, putting together something that rhymes does take some intelligence. Reading it takes some intelligence too. I guess I don't have either kind. Poetry just doesn't "work" for me. Like everybody else I have been forced to read some at school, but I hated every minute of it. I kept trying to read each word, each line, to make _some_ sense of it, but my thoughts just wanted to go somewhere else. Listening to poetry is like listening to somebody with no musical talent torture a violin. > I wish i could watch you and VK all oiled up with > baby oil,buck nacked,rastling on a plastic mattress. > THAT would at least relieve some of MY fustrations. Obascii: .-------------------------------. ( OK Krogg, the oil thing was fun ) \ but my opponent is boring! .--' ||||| `--. .---------------------' ||. .|| /.' |||\=/||| -' |.-- --.| /(.) (.)\ _ \ ) . ( / >)'( v )` ,,,(, // \ | / / o(/ .-. \\ ( | ) \ c \\__\`--'- -`--'( `--------------.\ \\ (` -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
Krogg wrote: > Millennial Catastrophe wrote: > > Quick diddle: > > Who's yer daddy, JRO? > > | .-/. WHO'S YER DADDY? > > \ ____ / /.. \\ > > __ //\__\ __ /\o \\ > > @@ )/ /'-')\ > > VERONICA! \o / //\//| > > WHAT THE? :_. '-._//_//_| > > | | / \ _) > > ||||----|| |//< > > |||| || |# |___"""---...___jro/mc__ > > -- ./ \\__\___\ \ > > `-' > > :D:D:D:D > > I see you know of MISTRESS VERONICA. <snip> > |8888888| |8888888| > |8888888| |8888888| > |8888888| |8888888| > (8888888| |8888888) > F8%88%88J F88888%8J > J8%8%8%8%8F J%8%8%8%8%F > /%%%%%%/%%%%\ /%%%%\%%%%%%\ > (%(%(%(%\%%%%/ \%%%%/%)%)%)%) VK/Krogg > """""""""""" """""""""""" > Shouldn't I be wearing some shoes or boots or something? -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' - :P
Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message news:87d46u$22b$5...@herekittykitty.databasix.com... > JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> wrote: > > > In article <86q308$bai$6...@herekittykitty.databasix.com>, > > mo...@xisabatad.tacdem (Millennial Catastrophe) wrote: > > > JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> wrote: > > > > > > > In article <86nsco$ekm$2...@upa.usenet-performance-art.org>, > > > > mo...@xisabatad.tacdem (Millennial Catastrophe) wrote: > > > > > Medical Catastrophe mhm23x23 > > > > > Aflicted since 1968 > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thanks... Now I know your affliction. > > > > > > Yours appears to be illiteracy coupled with an acute case of Pee Wee > > > Herman syndrome. Get well soon. > > > > > > -- > > > Medical Catastrophe mhm23x23 > > > Afflicted since 1968 > > > > > > > One out of every four humans on this planet has ringworms... > > > > Congratulations. > > It took you a whole week to come up with the same lame sig-edit and > couple it with a non-sequitur? Seek help, man. Seriously. > > ObASCII: > > _ _ > |_| |_| > | | ||||||| | | > _| |_ (| 'o' |) _| |_ > _ | | | |_ (_ - _) _| | | | _ > | '| | | | |__| |__| | | | |' | > | | | | > \ / /(. .)\ \ / > \ / / | . | \ \ / > \ / / ||U|| \ \ / > \___.' || || '.___/ > () () > || || > ooO Ooo large hands, "U"nderdeveloped penis...now THAT'S an affliction Prudence
In article <86q308$bai$6...@herekittykitty.databasix.com>, mo...@xisabatad.tacdem (Millennial Catastrophe) wrote: > JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> wrote: > > > In article <86nsco$ekm$2...@upa.usenet-performance-art.org>, > > mo...@xisabatad.tacdem (Millennial Catastrophe) wrote: > > > Medical Catastrophe mhm23x23 > > > Aflicted since 1968 > > > > > > > Thanks... Now I know your affliction. > > Yours appears to be illiteracy coupled with an acute case of Pee Wee > Herman syndrome. Get well soon. > > -- > Medical Catastrophe mhm23x23 > Afflicted since 1968 > One out of every four humans on this planet has ringworms... Congratulations. -- Jonathon R. Oglesbee oglesbee@ mail.fullnet.net Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.
JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> wrote: > In article <86q308$bai$6...@herekittykitty.databasix.com>, > mo...@xisabatad.tacdem (Millennial Catastrophe) wrote: > > JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> wrote: > > > > > In article <86nsco$ekm$2...@upa.usenet-performance-art.org>, > > > mo...@xisabatad.tacdem (Millennial Catastrophe) wrote: > > > > Medical Catastrophe mhm23x23 > > > > Aflicted since 1968 > > > > > > > > > > Thanks... Now I know your affliction. > > > > Yours appears to be illiteracy coupled with an acute case of Pee Wee > > Herman syndrome. Get well soon. > > > > -- > > Medical Catastrophe mhm23x23 > > Afflicted since 1968 > > > > One out of every four humans on this planet has ringworms... > > Congratulations. It took you a whole week to come up with the same lame sig-edit and couple it with a non-sequitur? Seek help, man. Seriously. ObASCII: _ _ |_| |_| | | ||||||| | | _| |_ (| 'o' |) _| |_ _ | | | |_ (_ - _) _| | | | _ | '| | | | |__| |__| | | | |' | | | | | \ / /(. .)\ \ / \ / / | . | \ \ / \ / / ||U|| \ \ / \___.' || || '.___/ () () || || ooO Ooo -- Medical Catastrophe mhm23x23 Mocking the afflicted since 1968
-- She...@onecliq.net http://www.mirc-rainbow.com/sher/ Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> wrote in message news:87d90t$2m5$1...@bob.news.rcn.net... > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message > news:87d46u$22b$5...@herekittykitty.databasix.com... > > JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> wrote: > > > > > In article <86q308$bai$6...@herekittykitty.databasix.com>, > > > mo...@xisabatad.tacdem (Millennial Catastrophe) wrote: > > > > JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> wrote: > > > > > > > > > In article <86nsco$ekm$2...@upa.usenet-performance-art.org>, > > > > > mo...@xisabatad.tacdem (Millennial Catastrophe) wrote: > > > > > > Medical Catastrophe mhm23x23 > > > > > > Aflicted since 1968 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thanks... Now I know your affliction. > > > > > > > > Yours appears to be illiteracy coupled with an acute case of Pee > Wee > > > > Herman syndrome. Get well soon. > > > > > > > > -- > > > > Medical Catastrophe mhm23x23 > > > > Afflicted since 1968 > > > > > > > > > > One out of every four humans on this planet has ringworms... > > > > > > Congratulations. > > > > It took you a whole week to come up with the same lame sig-edit and > > couple it with a non-sequitur? Seek help, man. Seriously. > > > > ObASCII: > > > > _ _ > > |_| |_| > > | | ||||||| | | > > _| |_ (| 'o' |) _| |_ > > _ | | | |_ (_ - _) _| | | | _ > > | '| | | | |__| |__| | | | |' | > > | | | | > > \ / /(. .)\ \ / > > \ / / | . | \ \ / > > \ / / ||U|| \ \ / > > \___.' || || '.___/ > > () () > > || || > > ooO Ooo > > large hands, "U"nderdeveloped penis...now THAT'S an affliction > > Prudence > > ROFL!
Millennial Catastrophe wrote: > > ObASCII: > > _ _ > |_| |_| > | | ||||||| | | > _| |_ (| 'o' |) _| |_ > _ | | | |_ (_ - _) _| | | | _ > | '| | | | |__| |__| | | | |' | > | | | | > \ / /(. .)\ \ / > \ / / | . | \ \ / > \ / / ||U|| \ \ / > \___.' || || '.___/ > () () > || || > ooO Ooo It looks like that body is sticking out it's tongue at me. Oh, that is sooo rude man! -- Per www.flonk.org/mhm24x23 punctureATflashDOTnet MHM 24x23 http://wgp.org/home/aavf3 ICQ: 6047688
Per <n...@email.no> wrote in message news:389...@email.no... > Millennial Catastrophe wrote: > > ObASCII: > > > > _ _ > > |_| |_| > > | | ||||||| | | > > _| |_ (| 'o' |) _| |_ > > _ | | | |_ (_ - _) _| | | | _ > > | '| | | | |__| |__| | | | |' | > > | | | | > > \ / /(. .)\ \ / > > \ / / | . | \ \ / > > \ / / ||U|| \ \ / > > \___.' || || '.___/ > > () () > > || || > > ooO Ooo > It looks like that body is sticking out it's tongue at me. Oh, that is > sooo rude man! Adds a whole new meaning to the figure of speech "to blow a raspber- ry." -- __ "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite! ('__`> You Have Nothing to Lose But Your Sinews." //"=( �OOL mmpthllrbdbbp! `\__b http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/00L.gif
Per <n...@email.no> wrote in message news:389...@email.no... > Millennial Catastrophe wrote: > > ObASCII: > > > > _ _ > > |_| |_| > > | | ||||||| | | > > _| |_ (| 'o' |) _| |_ > > _ | | | |_ (_ - _) _| | | | _ > > | '| | | | |__| |__| | | | |' | > > | | | | > > \ / /(. .)\ \ / > > \ / / | . | \ \ / > > \ / / ||U|| \ \ / > > \___.' || || '.___/ > > () () > > || || > > ooO Ooo > It looks like that body is sticking out it's tongue at me. Oh, that is > sooo rude man! At least it adds a whole new meaning to the figure of speech "to blow a raspberry." -- __ "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite! ('__`> You Have Nothing to Lose But Your Sinews." //"=( �OOL mmpthllrbdbbp! `\__b http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/00L.gif
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