Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 26 Dec 2001.
Mike Throll & the Time Machine 1
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· 11 messages · 26 Dec 2001 - 29 Dec 2001
> "Timofei Shatrov" <gru...@mail.ru> wrote in message > news:3c2...@News.CIS.DFN.DE... > > This is the intro so it isn't supposed to be very funny. > Instead I tried to do my best at ascii-art. Hope you'll > enjoy this one. Don't forget that my web-page was > moved to http://grue3.tripod.com > > > /\. > / \`. > _________________/ \ `.________/\._________________________________ > / \ `. /__\/ > . , / \ `. , . , ., . > , . / \ `. > , . / \ ` ,. . > . / \ / ,.. , > / \ / . , > ___ /__________________\/ , . > \ (_o `._ ___ ^^^^^^ > \/\ ___'_\ (___) ,---------------------. OO p| > \/ `-'(_____) (Dah sebezir ibn-Khalib!) < | > /`. ##qoo `---------------------' o O / > _ \/ `. ## _\ O O | | > /\ \ `.__| o o ,-------------------------. / \ > /\ \ / /#\ | It looks like a medieval | || || > | / / \_\ |) | Egypt. I've found the | || || > (/_( |\_\|: | TIME MACHINE! Damn, where| ||_|| > | ||| | is it??? How I will get | |\_|| > Gr | ||`. | back??? SOMEONE SHOULD | || | > | || | RESEARCH THAT! | || | > | ||_ `-------------------------' ||__| > |____\\ //___| So, it's a *teleporter* as well as a *time machine* ? Andrew
This is the intro so it isn't supposed to be very funny. Instead I tried to do my
best at ascii-art. Hope you'll enjoy this one. Don't forget that my web-page was
moved to http://grue3.tripod.com
Timofei Shatrov aka Grue presents...
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Gr | ||`. | back??? SOMEONE SHOULD | || |
| || | RESEARCH THAT! | || |
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GRUE@|And to auoide tediouse repetition of these woordes: is equalle to:
MAIL|I will sette as I doe often in woorke use, a paire of paralleles of
RU|one lengthe, thus ===, bicause noe .2. thynges, can be moare equalle.
>>GRUE3.TRIPOD.COM<<|Robert Recorde,"The Whetstone of Witte',1557.[4*72]
> "Timofei Shatrov" <gru...@mail.ru> defied the laws of physics > in message news:3c2...@News.CIS.DFN.DE... > > > On Wed, 26 Dec 2001 14:14:38 -0000, "Andrew Z Carpenter" > > <and...@gloucestershire.freeserve.co.yuk> tried to confuse > > everyone with this message: > > > > > "Timofei Shatrov" <gru...@mail.ru> wrote in message > > > news:3c2...@News.CIS.DFN.DE... > > > > > > This is the intro so it isn't supposed to be very funny. > > > Instead I tried to do my best at ascii-art. Hope you'll > > > enjoy this one. Don't forget that my web-page was > > > moved to http://grue3.tripod.com > > > > > > > > > /\. > > > / \`. > > > _________________/ \ `.________/\._________________________________ > > > / \ `. /__\/ > > > . , / \ `. , . , ., . > > > , . / \ `. > > > , . / \ ` ,. . > > > . / \ / ,.. , > > > / \ / . , > > > ___ /__________________\/ , . > > > \ (_o `._ ___ ^^^^^^ > > > \/\ ___'_\ (___) ,---------------------. OO p| > > > \/ `-'(_____) (Dah sebezir ibn-Khalib!) < | > > > /`. ##qoo `---------------------' o O / > > > _ \/ `. ## _\ O O | | > > > /\ \ `.__| o o ,-------------------------. / \ > > > /\ \ / /#\ | It looks like a medieval | || || > > > | / / \_\ |) | Egypt. I've found the | || || > > > (/_( |\_\|: | TIME MACHINE! Damn, where| ||_|| > > > | ||| | is it??? How I will get | |\_|| > > > Gr | ||`. | back??? SOMEONE SHOULD | || | > > > | || | RESEARCH THAT! | || | > > > | ||_ `-------------------------' ||__| > > > |____\\ //___| > > > > > > > >So, it's a *teleporter* as well as a *time machine* ? > > It's standard for time machines ;). Time machine should teleport > the user in some random place so that he wouldn't fall down from > the attic. What happens to the matter that was occupying the space before the user was placed there? Andrew
On Wed, 26 Dec 2001 18:57:07 -0000, "Andrew Z Carpenter" <and...@gloucestershire.freeserve.co.yuk> provoked the following text: >> > > \ (_o `._ ___ ^^^^^^ >> > > \/\ ___'_\ (___) ,---------------------. OO p| >> > > \/ `-'(_____) (Dah sebezir ibn-Khalib!) < | >> > > /`. ##qoo `---------------------' o O / >> > > _ \/ `. ## _\ O O | | >> > > /\ \ `.__| o o ,-------------------------. / \ >> > > /\ \ / /#\ | It looks like a medieval | || || >> > > | / / \_\ |) | Egypt. I've found the | || || >> > > (/_( |\_\|: | TIME MACHINE! Damn, where| ||_|| >> > > | ||| | is it??? How I will get | |\_|| >> > > Gr | ||`. | back??? SOMEONE SHOULD | || | >> > > | || | RESEARCH THAT! | || | >> > > | ||_ `-------------------------' ||__| >> > > |____\\ //___| >> > >> > >> > >> >So, it's a *teleporter* as well as a *time machine* ? >> >> It's standard for time machines ;). Time machine should teleport >> the user in some random place so that he wouldn't fall down from >> the attic. > >What happens to the matter that was occupying the space before the >user was placed there? The matter gets teleported in an instant, causing the air that surrounded the matter to implode with a loud bang. -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail It is considered an offense to mow your lawn on a Sunday, because it causes too much noise. (Swiss law)
"Donderfliegen" <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> skrev i meddelandet news:6nc...@4ax.com... > > The matter gets teleported in an instant, causing the air that surrounded > the matter to implode with a loud bang. ^^^^^^^^^ > -- > __ ___ > / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ > /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) > _/ > Castrate me to reply by e-mail > > It is considered an offense to mow your lawn on a Sunday, because it causes > too much noise. (Swiss law) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This is too weird. -jg
On Wed, 26 Dec 2001 14:14:38 -0000, "Andrew Z Carpenter" <and...@gloucestershire.freeserve.co.yuk> tried to confuse everyone with this message: > >> "Timofei Shatrov" <gru...@mail.ru> wrote in message >> news:3c2...@News.CIS.DFN.DE... >> >> This is the intro so it isn't supposed to be very funny. >> Instead I tried to do my best at ascii-art. Hope you'll >> enjoy this one. Don't forget that my web-page was >> moved to http://grue3.tripod.com >> >> >> /\. >> / \`. >> _________________/ \ `.________/\._________________________________ >> / \ `. /__\/ >> . , / \ `. , . , ., . >> , . / \ `. >> , . / \ ` ,. . >> . / \ / ,.. , >> / \ / . , >> ___ /__________________\/ , . >> \ (_o `._ ___ ^^^^^^ >> \/\ ___'_\ (___) ,---------------------. OO p| >> \/ `-'(_____) (Dah sebezir ibn-Khalib!) < | >> /`. ##qoo `---------------------' o O / >> _ \/ `. ## _\ O O | | >> /\ \ `.__| o o ,-------------------------. / \ >> /\ \ / /#\ | It looks like a medieval | || || >> | / / \_\ |) | Egypt. I've found the | || || >> (/_( |\_\|: | TIME MACHINE! Damn, where| ||_|| >> | ||| | is it??? How I will get | |\_|| >> Gr | ||`. | back??? SOMEONE SHOULD | || | >> | || | RESEARCH THAT! | || | >> | ||_ `-------------------------' ||__| >> |____\\ //___| > > > >So, it's a *teleporter* as well as a *time machine* ? It's standard for time machines ;). Time machine should teleport the user in some random place so that he wouldn't fall down from the attic. -- GRUE@|And to auoide tediouse repetition of these woordes: is equalle to: MAIL|I will sette as I doe often in woorke use, a paire of paralleles of RU|one lengthe, thus ===, bicause noe .2. thynges, can be moare equalle. >>GRUE3.TRIPOD.COM<<|Robert Recorde,"The Whetstone of Witte',1557.[4*72]
> "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message > news:a0dcmn$k1vjq$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de... > > > "Donderfliegen" <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> skrev i meddelandet > > news:6nc...@4ax.com... > > > > The matter gets teleported in an instant, causing the air that > > surrounded the matter to implode with a loud bang. > ^^^^^^^^^ > > > -- > > __ ___ > > / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ > > /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) > > _/ > > Castrate me to reply by e-mail > > > > It is considered an offense to mow your lawn on a Sunday, > > because it causes too much noise. (Swiss law) > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > > This is too weird. > > -jg So teleporation into Switzerland is banned? Andrew
On Wed, 26 Dec 2001 21:42:09 +0100, "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> provoked the following text: >> The matter gets teleported in an instant, causing the air that surrounded >> the matter to implode with a loud bang. > ^^^^^^^^^ 8< >> It is considered an offense to mow your lawn on a Sunday, because it >causes >> too much noise. (Swiss law) > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > >This is too weird. ROFL! I'm sure this is not the last time this will occur. -- __ ___ / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) _/ Castrate me to reply by e-mail Spitting is forbidden (Chicago, Illinois city law)
OH YES!! Plus your DOG cannot bark. Your children cannot cry, you cannot play your music Loud. You are in the Neutral country,but you cannot do all this. All you can actually do is EAT CHEESE, Chocolates and Open Accounts If you get paid enough or do things that make you get LOTS of MOOLAH!!!! But those are the laws in many European Countries... ?:) "Donderfliegen" <ppu...@chello.balls.nl> wrote in message news:knu...@4ax.com... > On Wed, 26 Dec 2001 21:42:09 +0100, "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> > provoked the following text: > > >> The matter gets teleported in an instant, causing the air that surrounded > >> the matter to implode with a loud bang. > > ^^^^^^^^^ > > 8< > > >> It is considered an offense to mow your lawn on a Sunday, because it > >causes > >> too much noise. (Swiss law) > > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > > > >This is too weird. > > ROFL! I'm sure this is not the last time this will occur. > -- > __ ___ > / ) _/_ _(_ /'_ _ _ > /(_/()/)(/(-/ / (/(-(/(-/) > _/ > Castrate me to reply by e-mail > > Spitting is forbidden (Chicago, Illinois city law)
On Wed, 26 Dec 2001, Andrew Z Carpenter wrote: > So teleporation into Switzerland is banned? > > Andrew Damn, now I don't know what I'm going to do with tomorrow afternoon... ================== obascii: ///........./|\.........\\\ //// : ||| : \\\\ \\'''''':''''|||'''':''''''// \\`. . ||| . .'// \\\`. . ||| . .'/// \\\\`. . ||| . .'//// \\\\\`. .|||. .'///// Diamonds are a '\\\\\`.|||.'/////' girl's best friend... '\\\\\\|||//////' '\\\\\|/////' .:::::::::::::::::::::. .::::::::'''''''''::::::::. .::::::'' ''::::::. ::::::'' '':::::: ::::::' ':::::: ::::::' ':::::: ::::::' ':::::: :::::: :::::: :::::: :::::: :::::: :::::: ::::::. .:::::: ::::::. .:::::: ::::::. .:::::: ::::::.. ..:::::: '::::::.. ..::::::' '::::::::........::::::::' '::::::::::::::::::::' ''::::::::::::'' jgs -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ,qppppp. qMMM____;M ~ Taliszanna WhiteCrow ~ (a.k.a Jessie Brown OR qMMM.^^(Mp Her Mighty Erisian Po*piness, Pope Dances-with-Earwax) .qMMM__=/Mp _/ http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/ MMMMM_',MMp dMMMM YMMp -----BEGIN DISCORDIAN CODE BLOCK----- dMMMp ):# [Version 1.0] T | / : A \^^^A \ DADA/DPH/DPA C++ ---(C-- ---) S: a21 Comp+ P E L____\ :|__\ F++(F)@ R TV b+ JAKE? Filk2 Con2 SCIFI4 PHIL6-7 / ,' :| ' RAW? DC e(e*)@ h! r(r+)@ x+-- z-(>$) extra(meaning / +| of life= *oranges! Anagrams= inherently discordian) / | ------END DISCORDIAN CODE BLOCK------ N O T E : All opinions presented within this e-mail are those of the sender and do not reflect in any way those of the internet service provider, (unless they do). That said: no warranties--either expressed or implied--are hereby given. The entire e-mail is supplied as is, without guarantee. Carpe noctem; memento mori. /**greyface.exe (FNORD!)
> "Taliszanna" <tal...@chem4823.usask.ca> wrote in message > news:Pin...@chem4823.usask.ca... > > > \\\\\`. .|||. .'///// Diamonds are a > '\\\\\`.|||.'/////' girl's best friend... ...and Dogs are a Man's best friend. Very fair. Andrew
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