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Fuzzball's Christmas Special, Part I
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 20 Dec 2000
THE FUNKY FUZZBALL
The Funky Fuzzball archives are located at http://eurakarte.cjb.net/fuzzball/
This Issue: "Fuzzball's Christmas Special, Part I"
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Hello, I'm the Funky Fuzzball That's right! It's our
and this is my good friend Sherman own version of
Oppenhagger. We hope you're having /;;;\ the timeless classic,
a happy holiday season, and in the |O O| It's A Wonderful Life!
spirit of Christmas, the cast of Funky | v | /
Fuzzball is going to put on \---/ ______/
a play! \ \-\/\ |
\_______________ /0 0\ -+-
\/\-/ / \
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AND NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, THE FUNKY FUZZBALL PRESENTS
-=+* IT'S A WONDERFUL FUZZBALL *+=-
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Fuzzball, I've
bought your tiny
/;;\\ savings and loan and My life sucks. I'm
| O| fired your sorry arse! going to jump off
| u| ________/ a bridge. /
\---/ /
| /\-\/ /
-+- \0 0\ ___/
/ \ \/-\/
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LATER...
That didn't work. I should have known
a ten-foot high foot bridge wasn't big
enough. Now I'm soaked and I smell like a
wet dog. I'll have to try something else.
/
;\:/\ __________/ ___
|0 0| ___ / \
~~~~~~~~~~/\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\;|;:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ \~~~~~~/ \
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_ Fuzzball, I'm your
(_) guardian angel, and
\|/\\ I'm here to tell you
Hey, who are you? How do you /0 / that jumping off a
do that really neat levitation \/\|\ bridge is a Bad
thing? Why do you look like Thing. My god, you
me? \ ;|:^\ stink, too.
\__________ ; 0;
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_ Bad move, Fuzzball!
(_) Guardian Angel code
\|/\\ says that I now have
/0 / to SHOW you what the
Oh, come on. How could the \/\|\ world would be like
world be any different without you!
without me? ;|:|;
\____________ ; 0;
\|;|;
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PART 2 OF THE FUNKY FUZZBALL'S CHRISTMAS SPECIAL TOMMOROW!
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The Funky Fuzzball archives are located at:
http://eurakarte.cjb.net/fuzzball
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