Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 11 Mar 1999.
Walking the Dog...
alt.ascii-art
· 7 messages · 11 Mar 1999 - 13 Mar 1999
Yes, I already saw the typo. Fixed and repaired here.... I think.....
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"Hey, Geekly. What
you up to?"
/
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( oo OVO~)
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"Same as you, Tommy.
Out walking the dog."
/
\\\\ ((( /
( oo OVO~)
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+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
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"That mutt of yours
certainly isn't much
to look at, is it?"
/
\\\\ ((( /
( oo (~OVO
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"OH YEAH?" "YEAH!"
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& & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & &
& & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & &
"Well, MY dog is TEN
TIMES the dog you have!"
/
/
\\\\ (((
( oo OVO~)
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* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Oh, I'm sooo sure! Well,
MY DOG knows hundreds of
tricks, is a purebred,
and has won dozens of
trophies at dog shows!"
/
\\\\ ((( /
( oo OVO~)
\O/ \O/ __
// \ /|\\ ___ oo\\ ))
__ \\_| ____ |_//_ \____(/ oo o_ \\\__// ____
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% % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % %
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"Well, MY DOG can lick any
dog on the block!"
/
/
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"Yeah, I can see THAT'S
true enough!... You're
lucky my dog doesn't eat
yours for dinner!"
/
\\\\ ((( /
( oo (~OVO
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
< < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < <
"My dog has chased away more
burglars than the police!"
/
/
\\\\ (((
( oo OVO~)
\O/ \-/ __
// \ /|\\ (( //oo ___
__ \\_| ____ |_//_ \\__/// _o oo /)_____/ ___
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8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8
8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8
"HAH! Your dog couldn't
even catch distemper!
My dog has rescued more
babies from the street
than they have at a
DAYCARE!"
/
\\\\ ((( /
( oo OVO~)
\-/ \O/ __
// \ /|\\ ___ oo\\ ))
__ \\_| ____ |_//_ \____(/ oo o_ \\\__// ____
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"OH YEAH?" "YEAH!"
/ /
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( oo OVO~)
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O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J
O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J
"Well, MY DOG can
fuck your dog!"
/
/
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( oo OVO~) __
\O/ \-/ _(/ oo ))))
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( oo . (~OVO __
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"You stupid cur!
Leaving me without
even the chance of
a comeback!"
/
/
(((
OVO~)
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
\\\\
( oo
\-/
// \
\\_| __
________ //\\ __ \___(/ oo ____
// // ( __ ___O
(_)(_) // \\ U
(;; (;;
8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8
8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8
(((
OVO~)
\-/
(((( /|\\
__ oo \\ __ )) _ |_// ______
o_ \\\__// //\\
////\\\\ // \\
// \\ (_) (_)
(() (()
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Hey, Geekly. What
you up to?"
/
\\\\ (((
( oo OVO~)
\o/ /) __ \-/
// \// ___ oo\\ )) /|\\
__ \\_/\/__ \____(/ oo _ o_ \\\__//__ |_//__
||| ( ___ ___O ////\\\\ |||
||| || || || || |||
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% % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % %
% % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % %
"Same as you, Tommy.
Out walking the dog."
/
\\\\ ((( /
( oo OVO~)
\-/ \o/ __
// \ /|\\ ___ oo\\ ))
__ \\_| ____ |_//_ \____(/ oo o_ \\\__// ____
||| ||| ( ___ ____O ////\\\\
||| ||| || || U || ||
(_)_) (_(_) (;; (;; (() (()
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
"That mutt of yours
certainly isn't much
to look at, is it?"
/
\\\\ ((( /
( oo (~OVO
\-/ \o/ __
// \ /|\\ (( //oo ___
__ \\_| ____ |_//_ \\__/// _o _ oo /)____/ ___
||| ||| ////\\\\ O__ ____ _)
||| ||| || || || ||
(_)_) (_(_) ()) ()) ;;) ;;)
X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X
X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X
"OH YEAH?" "YEAH!"
/ /
\\\\ ((( /
( oo OVO~)
\O/ \O/ __
// \ /|\\ ___ oo\\ ))
__ \\_| ____ |_//_ \____(/ oo o_ \\\__// ____
||| ||| ( ___ ____O ////\\\\
||| ||| || || U || ||
(_)_) (_(_) (;; (;; (() (()
& & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & &
& & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & &
"Well, MY dog is TEN
TIMES the dog you have!"
/
/
\\\\ (((
( oo OVO~)
\O/ \-/ __
// \ /|\\ (( //oo ___
__ \\_| ____ |_//_ \\__/// _o _ oo /)____/ ___
||| ||| ////\\\\ O__ ____ _)
||| ||| || || || ||
(_)_) (_(_) ()) ()) ;;) ;;)
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Oh, I'm sooo sure! Well,
MY DOG knows hundreds of
tricks, is a purebred,
and has won dozens of
trophies at dog shows!"
/
\\\\ ((( /
( oo OVO~)
\O/ \O/ __
// \ /|\\ ___ oo\\ ))
__ \\_| ____ |_//_ \____(/ oo o_ \\\__// ____
||| ||| ( ___ ____O ////\\\\
||| ||| || || || ||
(_)_) (_(_) (;; (;; (() (()
% % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % %
% % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % %
"Well, MY DOG can lick any
dog on the block!"
/
/
\\\\ (((
( oo OVO~)
\O/ \-/ __
// \ /|\\ (( //oo ___
__ \\_| ____ |_//_ \\__/// _o\_____(/ oo ___
||| ||| ////\\\\ ( _____ ___O
||| ||| || || || ||
(_)_) (_(_) ()) ()) (;; (;;
) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )
( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (
"Yeah, I can see THAT'S
true enough!... You're
lucky my dog doesn't eat
yours for dinner!"
/
\\\\ ((( /
( oo (~OVO
\-/ \O/ __
// \ /|\\ ___ (( //oo
__ \\_| ____ |_//_ \____(/ oo \\__/// _o ____
||| ||| ( ___ ____O////\\\\
||| ||| || || U || ||
(_)_) (_(_) (;; (;; (() (()
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
< < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < <
"My dog has chased away more
burglars than the police!"
/
/
\\\\ (((
( oo OVO~)
\O/ \-/ __
// \ /|\\ (( //oo ___
__ \\_| ____ |_//_ \\__/// _o oo /)_____/ ___
||| ||| ////\\\\ O___ ____ )
||| ||| || || || ||
(_)_) (_(_) ()) ()) ;;) ;;)
8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8
8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8
"HAH! Your dog couldn't
even catch distemper!
My dog has rescued more
babies from the street
than they have at a
DAYCARE!"
/
\\\\ ((( /
( oo OVO~)
\-/ \O/ __
// \ /|\\ ___ oo\\ ))
__ \\_| ____ |_//_ \____(/ oo o_ \\\__// ____
||| ||| ( ___ ____O ////\\\\
||| ||| || || || ||
(_)_) (_(_) (;; (;; (() (()
j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o
j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o j r o
"OH YEAH?" "YEAH!"
/ /
/ /
\\\\
( oo OVO~)
\O/ \O/ __
// \ /|\\ ___ (( //oo
__ \\_| ____ |_//_ \____(/ oo \\__/// _o ____
||| ||| ( ___ ____O////\\\\
||| ||| || || || ||
(_)_) (_(_) (;; (;; (() (()
O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J
O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J O R J
"Well, MY DOG can
fuck your dog!"
/
/
\\\\ (((
( oo OVO~) __
\O/ \-/ _(/ oo ))))
// \ /|\\ / ___O//@@\
__ \\_| ____ |_//___ \/ \\ __/// _0 ________
||| ||| ( /=(;;//\\\U
||| ||| \\ || ||
(_)_) (_(_) (;; ()) ())
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
.
.
\\\\ ' ((( . '
( oo . (~OVO __
\-/ \-/ . _(/ oo ))))
// \ /|\\ / ___O//@@\
__ \\_| ____ |_//___ \/ \\___/// _0 ________
||| ||| ( /=(;;//\\\U
||| ||| \\ || ||
(_)_) (_(_) (;; ()) ())
# # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # #
# # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # #
"You stupid cur!
Leaving me without
even the chance of
a comeback!"
/
/
(((
OVO~)
\o/
(((( /|\\
__ oo \\ __ )) _ |_// ______
o_ \\\__// //\\
////\\\\ \\ \\
// \\ (_)(_)
(() (()
finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis
finisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinisfinis
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
> > "You stupid cur! > Leaving me without > even the chance of > a comeback!" > / > / > ((( > OVO~) > \o/ > (((( /|\\ > __ oo \\ __ )) _ |_// ______ > o_ \\\__// //\\ > ////\\\\ \\ \\ > // \\ (_)(_) > (() (() > A stupid cur? That one must have slipped by me! Andrew -- My sig file is washing the car
Andrew Carpenter wrote: > > > > > "You stupid cur! > > Leaving me without > > even the chance of > > a comeback!" > > / > > / > > ((( > > OVO~) > > \o/ > > (((( /|\\ > > __ oo \\ __ )) _ |_// ______ > > o_ \\\__// //\\ > > ////\\\\ \\ \\ > > // \\ (_)(_) > > (() (() > > > > A stupid cur? > > That one must have slipped by me! > > Andrew > > -- > My sig file is washing the car A "cur" is a dog that sucks....If that is what you are asking... -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
Dear Andrew,
A cur is a dog, of poor quality. A mutt. One that won't mind. Useless.
A begging, feral dog. Of no breeding..... ect., ect., ad infinum.
Next time, just drop me an email. That way, nobody will be "instructing"
you on-line. I hate that, and I'm sure you do. It makes one look foolish. I
think it usually makes the "instructor" look more foolish than the instructee,
but there you have it.....
Anyway, no big deal. Be good...... JRO
>Of course, it's probably alright if Krogg instructs you. If his damn posts would >show up here on time, I wouldn't make us look like conflicting idiots. As I saw it you both said the same sort of thing. I have never heard of it myself though. Andrew.
Krogg wrote in message <36E...@gtcom.net>... >Andrew Carpenter wrote: >> >> > >> > "You stupid cur! >> > Leaving me without >> > even the chance of >> > a comeback!" >> > / >> > / >> > ((( >> > OVO~) >> > \o/ >> > (((( /|\\ >> > __ oo \\ __ )) _ |_// ______ >> > o_ \\\__// //\\ >> > ////\\\\ \\ \\ >> > // \\ (_)(_) >> > (() (() >> > >> >> A stupid cur? >> >> That one must have slipped by me! >> >> Andrew >> >> -- >> My sig file is washing the car > >A "cur" is a dog that sucks....If >that is what you are asking... Of course, it's probably alright if Krogg instructs you. If his damn posts would show up here on time, I wouldn't make us look like conflicting idiots.
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