Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 4 Sep 2001.
Fuzzball's Ratings Ploy
alt.ascii-art
· 3 messages · 4 Sep 2001 - 5 Sep 2001
Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL!
More Fuzzball can be found at http://eurakarte.com
Today's Adventure: "Fuzzball's Ratings Ploy"
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Here at Fuzzball Comix Enterprises, So in the grand tradition of
the money hasn't been flowing /;;;\ FOX Networks, we will do
into the coffers as we'd have |O O| /stupid things in the hopes
hoped. | v | / of amusing you, the viewer!
\ \---/
\ /\/\\ |
\_____________ /0 0\ -+-
\/\\/ / \
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I'll go get my giant
panda suit!
/;;;\ /
| O| /
Well, he will, | v| __/
at least. \---/
\ /\/\\ |
\_________ \0 0\ -+/
\/\\/ / \
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LATER... First off, soaking Ready,
Small Child in a Little Girl?
delightful mixture \ /;;;\
of lighter fluid and /-"-\ \_______ |O |
gasoline and setting |O O| |v |
her aflame! | v | -Ready! \---/
/\\/\ / \---/ | +-+
/ 0/ ___/ -+- -=###-+- > |
\/\\/ / \ / \______/+-+
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Then I will
___ apply the
< * \_____ blowtorch! /;;;\
\ * -"-\ \ |O |
/ |O O \ \____|v |
\ * v | \___ \---/
/\/\\ \__ \- - \__ | +-+
/ 0/ \____ * * __-=###-+- > |
/\\/\ / \______/ / \______/+-+
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Alright! The fire ; /;;;\
finally got to the ; |O |
kerosene! # \ | / / #|v |
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/\/\\ / # \ B O O O M \ | +-+
/ 0/ ____/ # ; -=###-+- > |
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Fuzzball, don't they wear
flame-retardant suits on
those reality TV shows? /;;;\
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Oh, yeah. |- |
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The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@eurakarte.com
The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://eurakarte.com/fuzzball
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//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://eurakarte.com
I didn't like that one, hope it gets your ratings up though. In article <9112A61E3planktonprince@207.115.63.150>, Eurakarte says... > >Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! >More Fuzzball can be found at http://eurakarte.com >Today's Adventure: "Fuzzball's Ratings Ploy" > >=========================================================================== > > Here at Fuzzball Comix Enterprises, So in the grand tradition of > the money hasn't been flowing /;;;\ FOX Networks, we will do > into the coffers as we'd have |O O| /stupid things in the hopes > hoped. | v | / of amusing you, the viewer! > \ \---/ > \ /\/\\ | > \_____________ /0 0\ -+- > \/\\/ / \ >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- > I'll go get my giant > panda suit! > /;;;\ / > | O| / > Well, he will, | v| __/ > at least. \---/ > \ /\/\\ | > \_________ \0 0\ -+/ > \/\\/ / \ >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- >LATER... First off, soaking Ready, > Small Child in a Little Girl? > delightful mixture \ /;;;\ > of lighter fluid and /-"-\ \_______ |O | > gasoline and setting |O O| |v | > her aflame! | v | -Ready! \---/ > /\\/\ / \---/ | +-+ > / 0/ ___/ -+- -=###-+- > | > \/\\/ / \ / \______/+-+ >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Then I will > ___ apply the > < * \_____ blowtorch! /;;;\ > \ * -"-\ \ |O | > / |O O \ \____|v | > \ * v | \___ \---/ > /\/\\ \__ \- - \__ | +-+ > / 0/ \____ * * __-=###-+- > | > /\\/\ / \______/ / \______/+-+ >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- > * * > * > * /;;;\ > *\ * |O | > / * \ ~ |v | > /_ _\ _ ~ \---/ > \/\\/ //*/ \#/ | ~~ | +-+ > \ 0/ || * _* \_ ~-=###-+- > | > \|\/\ // * * * \ / \______/+-+ >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > . /;;;\ > |O | > * |v | > ; * \---/ > \/\/\ * . . . | +-+ > \ 0/ ## # # -=###-+- > | > /\/\| . ###,# ## # / \______/+-+ >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- > # > , , ; , # # > Alright! The fire ; /;;;\ > finally got to the ; |O | > kerosene! # \ | / / #|v | > / # . \---/ > /\/\\ / # \ B O O O M \ | +-+ > / 0/ ____/ # ; -=###-+- > | > /\\/\ | / \ \ ; / \______/+-+ >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > " /;;;\ > # ; |O | > ; |- | > ; \---/ > /\/\\ . | +-+ > / 0/ # # -=###-+- > | > /\\/\ # ; ,.;;. # / \______/+-+ >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Fuzzball, don't they wear > flame-retardant suits on > those reality TV shows? /;;;\ > \ |O | > # " \___ |- | > ; \---/ > /\/\| ; | +-+ > / 0/ ; # . -=###-+- > | > \/|/\ # # ; ,.;;. # / \______/+-+ >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > /;;;\ > |O | > Oh, yeah. |- | > / \---/ > /\/|/ / | +-+ > / 0/ ___/ # "; -=###-+- > | > /\/|/ # # ; ; # ,.;;. ;.# / \______/+-+ >=========================================================================== > >The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@eurakarte.com >The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://eurakarte.com/fuzzball >---------------------------------------- >//Eurakarte >Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON. >http://eurakarte.com ~J~
> # > , , ; , # # > Alright! The fire ; /;;;\ > finally got to the ; |O | > kerosene! # \ | / / #|v | > / # . \---/ > /\/\\ / # \ B O O O M \ | +-+ > / 0/ ____/ # ; -=###-+- > | > /\\/\ | / \ \ ; / \______/+-+ > --------------------------------------------------------------------------- COOL ! .. There is just nothing like blowing up small children :D "Honey I blew up the kid" comes to mind
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