Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 24 Jan 1999.
JROTOON: The Martians - Flee
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 24 Jan 1999
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Zarflvb. They call it
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"Cease the monitoring!!! I am
uncertain as to how we
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"No! We must flee! It is obvious .
. that they have detected our approach, *
and activated their Planetary Defense
. System. With that gruesome audio weapon, .
I fear they pose a threat to the whole
galaxy!"
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