Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 9 Jul 1999.
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· 7 messages · 9 Jul 1999 - 14 Jul 1999
A long while ago I made a quick diddle of my 'disco'
girl by changing her pose to a more sitting position
and adding a man underneath. The first sketch was
only funny. After a really long series of diddles
(and some advice by mic) I think I reduced the funniness
a bit :
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Andreas Freise wrote: > > A long while ago I made a quick diddle of my 'disco' > girl by changing her pose to a more sitting position > and adding a man underneath. The first sketch was > only funny. After a really long series of diddles > (and some advice by mic) I think I reduced the funniness > a bit : > > |\ __ > .=-`__ (` `) `-. > // '^ / / o2 _ \ > '//> < . .' --. `_ / > ///G\ .-'/ ./ .-` `._.' > ////. ' `(/ ` > //// ` \--.-. c' - \ > /'.' ' .' ` \ `-' \ \ .-"". > .( -- . * ` . ) `. \ . \ > ' ` :|. ' ( > ) \ > ' * ` . '(| `/ __. / / . \ > / ` . .'`. \ _(/,_ "' .' .\ `\ > .. ' )_ ` .'..-' `--: / `. `\ > `:: ..' `._ ..::::. ) __' _._`. \ > ( ` -. `-.::::::::) _.' "" "`-. \_ > `. `._ _ :::::<''--""' ` ' `-. `-._ > `-..._ ' ``.`:::::. _. `--..----._ > `_. .``. `::::: _..-' `._..___ . .) > a:f `.\\` `::::. ---'' `"--..__`_/ > `:::::: > `::(. > ::. > .:: > '' > > > :) > Andreas then Stephan Boehm wrote: > > yes... > > more, more, more !!!!! > > :-)) > HerrRuin > Something funny about the reply...... Anyway,Make more ascii porn.Its one of my favorite kinds. -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
miK wrote: [snip] > > > Some of you might wonder > why Andreas turned to me > for advice. > > Well... I'm an expert on > the sagged male position. > oOh!..ooOh!.. \ > UuuaaAARRrghHH... \ > ooOOh!..ooOOOh!.. __ _ > / / _` \ > / (_( \_ \ > ___________ \o^o-)/___ > |___ ___ | | __(_/_/_ _)_) > |::::| | | | /_/ \/ | > |::::| | | | __(/ ___> ) | > |oo__| | | | (_)_\_`_/_,---' | > \____\__|_|_| ( > / | > _||_____||_ ____ __/ __( )________| > |oo____|_||_| \ \ _\___/__/__\________) > miK __||_____||__ __\___\ (___/|_/ (__)|_/ \_| > |_______|_____| |___)___) Great drawing, and funny too. :) joris
Andreas Freise wrote: >A long while ago I made a quick diddle of my 'disco' >girl by changing her pose to a more sitting position >and adding a man underneath. The first sketch was >only funny. After a really long series of diddles >(and some advice by mic) I think I reduced the funniness >a bit : > > |\ __ > .=-`__ (` `) `-. > // '^ / / o2 _ \ > '//> < . .' --. `_ / > ///G\ .-'/ ./ .-` `._.' > ////. ' `(/ ` > //// ` \--.-. c' - \ > /'.' ' .' ` \ `-' \ \ .-"". > .( -- . * ` . ) `. \ . \ > ' ` :|. ' ( > ) \ > ' * ` . '(| `/ __. / / . \ > / ` . .'`. \ _(/,_ "' .' .\ `\ > .. ' )_ ` .'..-' `--: / `. `\ > `:: ..' `._ ..::::. ) __' _._`. \ > ( ` -. `-.::::::::) _.' "" "`-. \_ > `. `._ _ :::::<''--""' ` ' `-. `-._ > `-..._ ' ``.`:::::. _. `--..----._ > `_. .``. `::::: _..-' `._..___ . .) > a:f `.\\` `::::. ---'' `"--..__`_/ > `:::::: > `::(. > ::. > .:: > '' > Some of you might wonder why Andreas turned to me for advice. Well... I'm an expert on the sagged male position. oOh!..ooOh!.. \ UuuaaAARRrghHH... \ ooOOh!..ooOOOh!.. __ _ / / _` \ / (_( \_ \ ___________ \o^o-)/___ |___ ___ | | __(_/_/_ _)_) |::::| | | | /_/ \/ | |::::| | | | __(/ ___> ) | |oo__| | | | (_)_\_`_/_,---' | \____\__|_|_| ( > / | _||_____||_ ____ __/ __( )________| |oo____|_||_| \ \ _\___/__/__\________) miK __||_____||__ __\___\ (___/|_/ (__)|_/ \_| |_______|_____| |___)___)
miK wrote: > > > 'Foreigners' like us having a go at a *funny* caption > probably is a total waste of time and energy. But it's > tempting... Let's try another one... > > What do you mean > you asked for > a Wildlife video? > \ > oOh!..ooOh!.. \ > This is about as wild > UuuaaAARRrghHH... as life can get. > \ > ooOOh!..ooOOOh!.. \ __ _ > / / _` \ > / (_( \_ \ > ___________ \6-6-)/___ > |___ ___ | | __(_/_/_ _)_) > |::::| | | | ^^ __o /_/ \/ | > |::::| | | | _ ( `` / __(/ ___> ) | > |oo__| | | | (_) /|~ /\ (_)_\_`_/_,---' | > \____\__|_|_| (____(_) ((_) ( > / | > _||_____||_ / \ __/ __( )________| > |oo____|_||_| _/_),_(_ _ ) _\___/__/__\________) > miK __||_____||__ |/ \| \| \| (___/|_/ (__)|_/ \_| > |_______|_____| BWAAAAaaaaahahahahaha ha ha ha! I love it, I love it! :D joris
joris bellenger wrote: >miK wrote: >[snip] > >> Some of you might wonder >> why Andreas turned to me >> for advice. >> >> Well... I'm an expert on >> the sagged male position. >> oOh!..ooOh!.. \ >> UuuaaAARRrghHH... \ >> ooOOh!..ooOOOh!.. __ _ >> / / _` \ >> / (_( \_ \ >> ___________ \o^o-)/___ >> |___ ___ | | __(_/_/_ _)_) >> |::::| | | | /_/ \/ | >> |::::| | | | __(/ ___> ) | >> |oo__| | | | (_)_\_`_/_,---' | >> \____\__|_|_| ( > / | >> _||_____||_ ____ __/ __( )________| >> |oo____|_||_| \ \ _\___/__/__\________) >> miK __||_____||__ __\___\ (___/|_/ (__)|_/ \_| >> |_______|_____| |___)___) > > >Great drawing, and funny too. >:) Glad you have merci, Joris =) 'Foreigners' like us having a go at a *funny* caption probably is a total waste of time and energy. But it's tempting... Let's try another one... What do you mean you asked for a Wildlife video? \ oOh!..ooOh!.. \ This is about as wild UuuaaAARRrghHH... as life can get. \ ooOOh!..ooOOOh!.. \ __ _ / / _` \ / (_( \_ \ ___________ \6-6-)/___ |___ ___ | | __(_/_/_ _)_) |::::| | | | ^^ __o /_/ \/ | |::::| | | | _ ( `` / __(/ ___> ) | |oo__| | | | (_) /|~ /\ (_)_\_`_/_,---' | \____\__|_|_| (____(_) ((_) ( > / | _||_____||_ / \ __/ __( )________| |oo____|_||_| _/_),_(_ _ ) _\___/__/__\________) miK __||_____||__ |/ \| \| \| (___/|_/ (__)|_/ \_| |_______|_____|
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