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alt.ascii-art · 8 messages · 11 May 2001 - 13 May 2001
jjs <nos...@newsranger.com> ASCII art 11 May 2001 23:10 · permalink
What do you think? These guys need some funnier captions. The stoopider the
better.

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|           \\\___ __________      /nnm_n//
|           c7___-__,__-)\,__)(".  \_>-<_/D
|                      //V     \_"-._.__G<D     __
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|        | """""  7/>l__ _____ ____      /nnm_n//
|        L>_   _-< 7/|_-__,__-)\,__)(".  \_>-<_/D
|        )D" Y "c)  9)       //V     \_"-._.__G<D     __
|        \  ||    . _/       (       \ "-._"> G<D-_.-"_=)_
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|     \   \_C7_|_   jjs...@yahoo.com  |
|     8]J=|_:|_|\3                       |
|jjs____  /_/_n| ___the Ascii laBORatory_|

MJP <mik...@best.com> ASCII art 12 May 2001 01:53 · permalink
On Fri, 11 May 2001 23:10:40 GMT, jjs <nos...@newsranger.com> wrote:

 >
 >What do you think? These guys need some funnier captions. The stoopider the
 >better.
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 >|                  .7
 >|                .'/
 >|               / /
 >|              / /
 >|             / /
 >|            / /
 >|           / /
 >|          / /
 >|         / /         What? I'm not dead you moron,
 >|        / /             its just a flesh wound!
 >|      __|/                 Now get back here and fight.
 >|    ,-\__\
 >|    |f-"Y\|
 >|    \()7L/
 >|     cgD                            __ _
 >|     |\(                          .'  Y '>,
 >|      \ \                        / _   _   \
 >|       \\\                       )(_) (_)(|}
 >|        \\\                      {  4A   } /
 >|         \\\                      \uLuJJ/\l
 >|          \\\                     |3    p)/
 >|           \\\___ __________      /nnm_n//
 >|           c7___-__,__-)\,__)(".  \_>-<_/D
 >|                      //V     \_"-._.__G<D     __
 >|                      (       \ "-._"> G<D-_.-"_=)_
 >|                      "       /.__ />_c__.-__<"/ ( \
 >|                             <"-._>__-,G_.___)\   \7\
 >|                            ("-.__.| \"<.__.-" )   \ \
 >|                            |"-.__"\  |"-.__.-".\   \ \
 >|                            ("-.__"". \"-.__.-".|    \_\
 >|                            \"-.__""|!|"-.__.-".)     \ \
 >|                             "-.__""\_|"-.__.-"./      \ l
 >|                              ".__""">G>-.__.-">       .--,_
 >|                                  ""  G<b-__.-"      ."   / ",
 >|                                       G<D          /     \_  \
 >|                                  ___  G<D         ._/\    /  /\
 >|                                /".-_"-"G"<___     |   \__.-____
 >|                                ||,-_ "     '_"-.  |     / /   / .
 >|                                | (_)  __  ".-',7) |   /\| \  /-_|
 >|                               /\__""-/ "\ _(_)//  "/\/   \ ""/  |
 >|                              _)(  ""'    ",_._/    \      "/'\  .
 >|                             /  /             )\     \   __|  / /
 >|                           _/  (             |  \     ",/     \/
 >|                          / \ /              |  |       "-,__."
 >|                          /\\|               |  |
 >|                         / '((               |  |
 >|                        /  / )\              \  |
 >|                       /  y  \y              |Y |
 >|                      /  /    (              |  |
 >|                     L ."     |              |  /
 >|                    | \(                     |  |
 >|                     \_|                     |  |
 >|                     |  \                    { "|
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 >|                     |x||                    \_,/
 >|                     | ||                    / \'
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 >|                     } ||                    | }\
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 >|                     | ||                    } ||
 >|                     | ||                    | ||
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 >|                     / ||                    | ||
 >|                     | ||                    ( |!
 >|                     | |/                    ) ||
 >|                   _/   \                    | }|
 >|               _.-"_ ( )|   jjs              ! ||
 >|            c_"-_-"_    )                    | ||
 >|             c,-_-'_--""                     { ||
 >|             "C(_/"                          \ /|
 >|                                             (  )
 >|                                             /| \
 >|                                            /  |(
 >|                                           /7||\\
 >|                                          ()U cuu"
 >|
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 >| 
 >|
 >|
 >-----
 >|
 >|
 >|                         All your face are belong to us!
 >|
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 >|            _,_
 >|          /7/Y/^\
 >|          vuVV|C)|                        __ _
 >|            \|^ /                       .'  Y '>,
 >|            )| \)                      / _   _   \
 >|           //)|\\                      )(_) (_)(|}
 >|          / ^| \ \                     {  4A   } /
 >|         //^| || \\                     \uLuJJ/\l
 >|        >//||| |\\\|                    |3    p)/
 >|        | """""  7/>l__ _____ ____      /nnm_n//
 >|        L>_   _-< 7/|_-__,__-)\,__)(".  \_>-<_/D
 >|        )D" Y "c)  9)       //V     \_"-._.__G<D     __
 >|        \  ||    . _/       (       \ "-._"> G<D-_.-"_=)_
 >|         ) __   / /         "      _/.__ />_c__.-__<"/ ( \
 >|         | | |  |(|               < "-._"> _.G_.___)\   \7\
 >|          \"=" // |              (,"-.__.|\ \<.__.-" )   \ \
 >|           '---'  |              |,"-.__"| \!"-.__.-".\   \ \
 >|             |_;._/              (_"-.__"'\ \"-.__.-".|    \_\
 >|             )(" V                \"-.__"'|\ \-.__.-".)     \ \
 >|                (                  "-.__'"\_\ \.__.-"./      \ l
 >|                 )                  ".__"">>G\ \__.-">        V )
 >|                                        ""  G<\ \_.-"        ./7
 >|                                             G<\ \          ///
 >|                                        ___  G<D\ \        /7^
 >|                                      /".-_"-"G"<\ \__    ///))
 >|                                      ||,-_ "     '.\_"- /// (\
 >|                                      | (_)  _   "/ __7 |X/   V
 >|                                     /\__""-/ "\ _""c_"GBV
 >|                                    _)(  ""'    "--.c__>D'
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 >|                                / \ /              |  |
 >|                                /\\|               |  |
 >|                               / '((               |  |
 >|                              /  / )\              \  |
 >|                             /  y  \y              |Y |
 >|                            /  /    (              |  |
 >|                           L ."     |              |  /
 >|                          | \(                     |  |
 >|                           \_|                     |  |
 >|                           |  \                    { "|
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 >|                           |x||                    \_,/
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 >|                           | ||                    |_/
 >|                           } ||                    | }\
 >|                           | ||                    | ||
 >|                           | (|                    | ||
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 >|                           | ||                    | ||
 >|                           | ||                    |\||
 >|                           / ||                    | ||
 >|                           | ||                    ( |!
 >|                           | |/                    ) ||
 >|                         _/   \                    | }|
 >|                     _.-"_ ( )|   jjs              ! ||
 >|                  c_"-_-"_    )                    | ||
 >|                   c,-_-'_--""                     { ||
 >|                   "C(_/"                          \ /|
 >|                                                   (! )
 >|                                                   /| \
 >|                                                  /  |(
 >|                                                 /7||\\
 >|                                                ()U cUu"
 >|
 >|
 >|
 >|
 >|
 >-----
 >
 >------------------------------------------
 >|          @%%%<                         |
 >|         ()()-b      John Stachowicz    |
 >|    .     <   |                         |
 >|     \   \_C7_|_   jjs...@yahoo.com  |
 >|     8]J=|_:|_|\3                       |
 >|jjs____  /_/_n| ___the Ascii laBORatory_|
 >
 >
 >

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ldb <she...@lycos.com> ASCII art 12 May 2001 02:53 · permalink
On Sat, 12 May 2001 01:53:29 GMT, mik...@best.com (MJP) wrote:

>On Fri, 11 May 2001 23:10:40 GMT, jjs <nos...@newsranger.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >What do you think? These guys need some funnier captions. The stoopider the
> >better.
> >
> >-----
> >|
> >|
> >|
> >|                  .7
> >|                .'/
> >|               / /
> >|              / /
> >|             / /
> >|            / /
> >|           / /
> >|          / /
> >|         / /             Dogs!!! I HATE dogs!!!
> >|        / /
> >|      __|/
> >|    ,-\__\
> >|    |f-"Y\|
> >|    \()7L/
> >|     cgD                            __ _
> >|     |\(                          .'  Y '>,
> >|      \ \                        / _   _   \
> >|       \\\                       )(_) (_)(|}
> >|        \\\                      {  4A   } /
> >|         \\\                      \uLuJJ/\l
> >|          \\\                     |3    p)/
> >|           \\\___ __________      /nnm_n//
> >|           c7___-__,__-)\,__)(".  \_>-<_/D
> >|                      //V     \_"-._.__G<D     __
> >|                      (       \ "-._"> G<D-_.-"_=)_
> >|                      "       /.__ />_c__.-__<"/ ( \
> >|                             <"-._>__-,G_.___)\   \7\
> >|                            ("-.__.| \"<.__.-" )   \ \
> >|                            |"-.__"\  |"-.__.-".\   \ \
> >|                            ("-.__"". \"-.__.-".|    \_\
> >|                            \"-.__""|!|"-.__.-".)     \ \
> >|                             "-.__""\_|"-.__.-"./      \ l
> >|                              ".__""">G>-.__.-">       .--,_
> >|                                  ""  G<b-__.-"      ."   / ",
> >|                                       G<D          /     \_  \
> >|                                  ___  G<D         ._/\    /  /\
> >|                                /".-_"-"G"<___     |   \__.-____
> >|                                ||,-_ "     '_"-.  |     / /   / .
> >|                                | (_)  __  ".-',7) |   /\| \  /-_|
> >|                               /\__""-/ "\ _(_)//  "/\/   \ ""/  |
> >|                              _)(  ""'    ",_._/    \      "/'\  .
> >|                             /  /             )\     \   __|  / /
> >|                           _/  (             |  \     ",/     \/
> >|                          / \ /              |  |       "-,__."
> >|                          /\\|               |  |
> >|                         / '((               |  |
> >|                        /  / )\              \  |
> >|                       /  y  \y              |Y |
> >|                      /  /    (              |  |
> >|                     L ."     |              |  /
> >|                    | \(                     |  |
> >|                     \_|                     |  |
> >|                     |  \                    { "|
> >|                     | ||                    |  |
> >|                     |x||                    \_,/
> >|                     | ||                    / \'
> >|                     | ||                    |_/
> >|                     } ||                    | }\
> >|                     | ||                    | ||
> >|                     | (|                    | ||
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> >|                     | ||                    ( |!
> >|                     | |/                    ) ||
> >|                   _/   \                    | }|
> >|               _.-"_ ( )|   jjs              ! ||
> >|            c_"-_-"_    )                    | ||
> >|             c,-_-'_--""                     { ||
> >|             "C(_/"                          \ /|
> >|                                             (  )
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                        |>          ...for you are
                       /_\       crunchy and taste
  (        |\/|    ._._|_|_._.      good dipped in
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  ______________________))_____________________ldb

Henry Segerman <sjo...@sable.ox.ac.uk> ASCII art 12 May 2001 09:08 · permalink
jjs <nos...@newsranger.com> wrote:

: What do you think? These guys need some funnier captions. The stoopider the
: better.

I really like the use of letters around the mouth, works very well. I'd maybe
shorten the lower legs a bit, they look too long.

 "What was that you were saying about neck 
     bones being connected to the head bones?
        You know I don't get on with that song."

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: |            \|^ /                       .'  Y '>,
: |            )| \)                      / _   _   \
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: |          / ^| \ \                     {  4A   } /
: |         //^| || \\                     \uLuJJ/\l
: |        >//||| |\\\|                    |3    p)/
: |        | """""  7/>l__ _____ ____      /nnm_n//
: |        L>_   _-< 7/|_-__,__-)\,__)(".  \_>-<_/D
: |        )D" Y "c)  9)       //V     \_"-._.__G<D     __
: |        \  ||    . _/       (       \ "-._"> G<D-_.-"_=)_
: |         ) __   / /         "      _/.__ />_c__.-__<"/ ( \
: |         | | |  |(|               < "-._"> _.G_.___)\   \7\
: |          \"=" // |              (,"-.__.|\ \<.__.-" )   \ \
: |           '---'  |              |,"-.__"| \!"-.__.-".\   \ \
: |             |_;._/              (_"-.__"'\ \"-.__.-".|    \_\
: |             )(" V                \"-.__"'|\ \-.__.-".)     \ \
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: |                 )                  ".__"">>G\ \__.-">        V )
: |                                        ""  G<\ \_.-"        ./7
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: |                                        ___  G<D\ \        /7^
: |                                      /".-_"-"G"<\ \__    ///))
: |                                      ||,-_ "     '.\_"- /// (\
: |                                      | (_)  _   "/ __7 |X/   V
: |                                     /\__""-/ "\ _""c_"GBV
: |                                    _)(  ""'    "--.c__>D'
: |                                   /  /             )E_>"
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: |                                / \ /              |  |
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: |                               / '((               |  |
: |                              /  / )\              \  |
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: |                           \_|                     |  |
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: |          @%%%<                         |
: |         ()()-b      John Stachowicz    |
: |    .     <   |                         |
: |     \   \_C7_|_   jjs...@yahoo.com  |
: |     8]J=|_:|_|\3                       |
: |jjs____  /_/_n| ___the Ascii laBORatory_|




-- 
 ,-.  Henry Segerman
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/|   |  |/ /| / |/ /|  |   |/
 |   \_/\_/ |/  |  \/  `--'|
                          /|
         uewJa6aS hJuaH  `-'

On Fri, 11 May 2001 23:10:40 GMT, jjs <nos...@newsranger.com> enlightened us
with:

> 
> What do you think? These guys need some funnier captions. The stoopider the
> better.
> 
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> |
> |
> |
> |                  .7
> |                .'/
> |               / /
> |              / /
> |             / /
> |            / /
> |           / /
> |          / /
> |         / /         ___        ___                      
> |        / /           |  /\  \/  |              
> |      __|/            | /""\ /\ _|_
> |    ,-\__\
> |    |f-"Y\|
> |    \()7L/
> |     cgD                            __ _
> |     |\(                          .'  Y '>,
> |      \ \                        / _   _   \
> |       \\\                       )(_) (_)(|}
> |        \\\                      {  4A   } /
> |         \\\                      \uLuJJ/\l
> |          \\\                     |3    p)/
> |           \\\___ __________      /nnm_n//
> |           c7___-__,__-)\,__)(".  \_>-<_/D
> |                      //V     \_"-._.__G<D     __
> |                      (       \ "-._"> G<D-_.-"_=)_
> |                      "       /.__ />_c__.-__<"/ ( \
> |                             <"-._>__-,G_.___)\   \7\
> |                            ("-.__.| \"<.__.-" )   \ \
> |                            |"-.__"\  |"-.__.-".\   \ \
> |                            ("-.__"". \"-.__.-".|    \_\
> |                            \"-.__""|!|"-.__.-".)     \ \
> |                             "-.__""\_|"-.__.-"./      \ l
> |                              ".__""">G>-.__.-">       .--,_
> |                                  ""  G<b-__.-"      ."   / ",
> |                                       G<D          /     \_  \
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> |               _.-"_ ( )|   jjs              ! ||
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> |             "C(_/"                          \ /|
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> |
> |
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> |
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> |          /7/Y/^\
> |          vuVV|C)|                        __ _
> |            \|^ /                       .'  Y '>,
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> |          / ^| \ \                     {  4A   } /
> |         //^| || \\                     \uLuJJ/\l
> |        >//||| |\\\|                    |3    p)/
> |        | """""  7/>l__ _____ ____      /nnm_n//
> |        L>_   _-< 7/|_-__,__-)\,__)(".  \_>-<_/D
> |        )D" Y "c)  9)       //V     \_"-._.__G<D     __
> |        \  ||    . _/       (       \ "-._"> G<D-_.-"_=)_
> |         ) __   / /         "      _/.__ />_c__.-__<"/ ( \
> |         | | |  |(|               < "-._"> _.G_.___)\   \7\
> |          \"=" // |              (,"-.__.|\ \<.__.-" )   \ \
> |           '---'  |              |,"-.__"| \!"-.__.-".\   \ \
> |             |_;._/              (_"-.__"'\ \"-.__.-".|    \_\
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> |                 )                  ".__"">>G\ \__.-">        V )
> |                                        ""  G<\ \_.-"        ./7
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> |                                        ___  G<D\ \        /7^
> |                                      /".-_"-"G"<\ \__    ///))
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> |                           | ||                    | ||
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> |                           / ||                    | ||
> |                           | ||                    ( |!
> |                           | |/                    ) ||
> |                         _/   \                    | }|
> |                     _.-"_ ( )|   jjs              ! ||
> |                  c_"-_-"_    )                    | ||
> |                   c,-_-'_--""                     { ||
> |                   "C(_/"                          \ /|
> |                                                   (! )
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> |                                                ()U cUu"
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
> -----
> 
> ------------------------------------------
> |          @%%%<                         |
> |         ()()-b      John Stachowicz    |
> |    .     <   |                         |
> |     \   \_C7_|_   jjs...@yahoo.com  |
> |     8]J=|_:|_|\3                       |
> |jjs____  /_/_n| ___the Ascii laBORatory_|
> 
> 
> 

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Henry Segerman <sjo...@sable.ox.ac.uk> ASCII art 12 May 2001 18:56 · permalink
Stuart Moore <stu...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
: On Fri, 11 May 2001 23:10:40 GMT, jjs <nos...@newsranger.com> enlightened us
: with:

:> 
:> What do you think? These guys need some funnier captions. The stoopider the
:> better.
:> 
:> -----
:> |
:> |
:> |
:> |                  .7
:> |                .'/
:> |               / /
:> |              / /
:> |             / /
:> |            / /
:> |           / /
:> |          / /
:> |         / /         ___        ___                      
:> |        / /           |  /\  \/  |              
:> |      __|/            | /""\ /\ _|_
:> |    ,-\__\
:> |    |f-"Y\|
:> |    \()7L/
:> |     cgD                            __ _
:> |     |\(                          .'  Y '>,
:> |      \ \                        / _   _   \
:> |       \\\                       )(_) (_)(|}
:> |        \\\                      {  4A   } /
:> |         \\\                      \uLuJJ/\l
:> |          \\\                     |3    p)/
:> |           \\\___ __________      /nnm_n//
:> |           c7___-__,__-)\,__)(".  \_>-<_/D
:> |                      //V     \_"-._.__G<D     __
:> |                      (       \ "-._"> G<D-_.-"_=)_

That is a truly brilliant caption. I only use 'LOL' when I actually do, and 
this one I did :)

-- 
 ,-.  Henry Segerman
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 |,--.  /\  |  /| /"\/"\   |
/|   |  |/ /| / |/ /|  |   |/
 |   \_/\_/ |/  |  \/  `--'|
                          /|
         uewJa6aS hJuaH  `-'

Her Poopiness <tim...@NOSPAMangelfire.com> ASCII art 13 May 2001 09:06 · permalink

Stuart Moore wrote:

> On Fri, 11 May 2001 23:10:40 GMT, jjs <nos...@newsranger.com> enlightened us
> with:
>
> >
> > What do you think? These guys need some funnier captions. The stoopider the
> > better.
> >

On Fri, 11 May 2001 23:10:40 GMT, jjs <nos...@newsranger.com> enlightened us
with:

>
> What do you think? These guys need some funnier captions. The stoopider the
> better.
>
> -----
> |
> |
> |
> |                  .7
> |                .'/
> |               / /
> |              / /
> |             / /
> |            / /                                                         W
> |           / /                                                         WWW
> |          / /                             ....                         WWW
> |         / /         \ /  ,,             :           ,,        .    .   W
> |        / /           |  ;  : :  : |.w   :   -: |.w :  | \  ,/  \  :
> |      __|/            |  ',,' ',,| |      `___; |   ',,|  `v     `,    .W.
> |    ,-\__\                                                      ./      W
> |    |f-"Y\|                                                    /`
> |    \()7L/
> |     cgD                            __ _
> |     |\(                          .'  Y '>,
> |      \ \                        / _   _   \
> |       \\\                       )(_) (_)(|}
> |        \\\                      {  4A   } /
> |         \\\                      \uLuJJ/\l
> |          \\\                     |3    p)/
> |           \\\___ __________      /nnm_n//
> |           c7___-__,__-)\,__)(".  \_>-<_/D
> |                      //V     \_"-._.__G<D     __
> |                      (       \ "-._"> G<D-_.-"_=)_
> |                      "       /.__ />_c__.-__<"/ ( \
> |                             <"-._>__-,G_.___)\   \7\
> |                            ("-.__.| \"<.__.-" )   \ \
> |                            |"-.__"\  |"-.__.-".\   \ \
> |                            ("-.__"". \"-.__.-".|    \_\
> |                            \"-.__""|!|"-.__.-".)     \ \
> |                             "-.__""\_|"-.__.-"./      \ l
> |                              ".__""">G>-.__.-">       .--,_
> |                                  ""  G<b-__.-"      ."   / ",
> |                                       G<D          /     \_  \
> |                                  ___  G<D         ._/\    /  /\
> |                                /".-_"-"G"<___     |   \__.-____
> |                                ||,-_ "     '_"-.  |     / /   / .
> |                                | (_)  __  ".-',7) |   /\| \  /-_|
> |                               /\__""-/ "\ _(_)//  "/\/   \ ""/  |
> |                              _)(  ""'    ",_._/    \      "/'\  .
> |                             /  /             )\     \   __|  / /
> |                           _/  (             |  \     ",/     \/
> |                          / \ /              |  |       "-,__."
> |                          /\\|               |  |
> |                         / '((               |  |
> |                        /  / )\              \  |
> |                       /  y  \y              |Y |
> |                      /  /    (              |  |
> |                     L ."     |              |  /
> |                    | \(                     |  |
> |                     \_|                     |  |
> |                     |  \                    { "|
> |                     | ||                    |  |
> |                     |x||                    \_,/
> |                     | ||                    / \'
> |                     | ||                    |_/
> |                     } ||                    | }\
> |                     | ||                    | ||
> |                     | (|                    | ||
> |                     | ||                    } ||
> |                     | ||                    | ||
> |                     | ||                    |\||
> |                     / ||                    | ||
> |                     | ||                    ( |!
> |                     | |/                    ) ||
> |                   _/   \                    | }|
> |               _.-"_ ( )|   jjs              ! ||
> |            c_"-_-"_    )                    | ||
> |             c,-_-'_--""                     { ||
> |             "C(_/"                          \ /|
> |                                             (  )
> |                                             /| \
> |                                            /  |(
> |                                           /7||\\
> |                                          ()U cuu"
> |

Diddled, but it needs further diddling.

--
Sincerely,
   Her Poopiness
(a.k.a T.WhiteCrow/J.Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
          __
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      \_\\  //_/                                            _\\()//_
       .'/()\'.        Lizard Soup & Bloodberry Pie        / //  \\ \
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Arjen Pilon <aep...@studenten.net.nospam> ASCII art 13 May 2001 10:21 · permalink
jjs <nos...@newsranger.com> schreef in berichtnieuws
Qj_K6.2177$j65...@www.newsranger.com...
>
> What do you think? These guys need some funnier captions. The stoopider
the
> better.
>
> -----
 |
 |
 |
 |                  .7
 |                .'/
 |               / /
 |              / /
 |             / /
 |            / /
 |           / /                Over my dead body!
 |          / /
 |         / /
 |        / /
 |      __|/
 |    ,-\__\
 |    |f-"Y\|
 |    \()7L/
 |     cgD                            __ _
 |     |\(                          .'  Y '>,
 |      \ \                        / _   _   \
 |       \\\                       )(_) (_)(|}
 |        \\\                      {  4A   } /
 |         \\\                      \uLuJJ/\l
 |          \\\                     |3    p)/
 |           \\\___ __________      /nnm_n//
 |           c7___-__,__-)\,__)(".  \_>-<_/D
 |                      file://V     \_"-._.__G<D     __
 |                      (       \ "-._"> G<D-_.-"_=)_
 |                      "       /.__ />_c__.-__<"/ ( \
 |                             <"-._>__-,G_.___)\   \7\
 |                            ("-.__.| \"<.__.-" )   \ \
 |                            |"-.__"\  |"-.__.-".\   \ \
 |                            ("-.__"". \"-.__.-".|    \_\
 |                            \"-.__""|!|"-.__.-".)     \ \
 |                             "-.__""\_|"-.__.-"./      \ l
 |                              ".__""">G>-.__.-">       .--,_
 |                                  ""  G<b-__.-"      ."   / ",
 |                                       G<D          /     \_  \
 |                                  ___  G<D         ._/\    /  /\
 |                                /".-_"-"G"<___     |   \__.-____
 |                                ||,-_ "     '_"-.  |     / /   / .
 |                                | (_)  __  ".-',7) |   /\| \  /-_|
 |                               /\__""-/ "\ _(_)//  "/\/   \ ""/  |
 |                              _)(  ""'    ",_._/    \      "/'\  .
 |                             /  /             )\     \   __|  / /
 |                           _/  (             |  \     ",/     \/
 |                          / \ /              |  |       "-,__."
 |                          /\\|               |  |
 |                         / '((               |  |
 |                        /  / )\              \  |
 |                       /  y  \y              |Y |
 |                      /  /    (              |  |
 |                     L ."     |              |  /
 |                    | \(                     |  |
 |                     \_|                     |  |
 |                     |  \                    { "|
 |                     | ||                    |  |
 |                     |x||                    \_,/
 |                     | ||                    / \'
 |                     | ||                    |_/
 |                     } ||                    | }\
 |                     | ||                    | ||
 |                     | (|                    | ||
 |                     | ||                    } ||
 |                     | ||                    | ||
 |                     | ||                    |\||
 |                     / ||                    | ||
 |                     | ||                    ( |!
 |                     | |/                    ) ||
 |                   _/   \                    | }|
 |               _.-"_ ( )|   jjs              ! ||
 |            c_"-_-"_    )                    | ||
 |             c,-_-'_--""                     { ||
 |             "C(_/"                          \ /|
 |                                             (  )
 |                                             /| \
 |                                            /  |(
 |                                           /7||\\
 |                                          ()U cuu"
 |
 |
 |
 |


Arjen (suffering from temporal-sp?- lack of inspiration)


> -----
>
> ------------------------------------------
> |          @%%%<                         |
> |         ()()-b      John Stachowicz    |
> |    .     <   |                         |
> |     \   \_C7_|_   jjs...@yahoo.com  |
> |     8]J=|_:|_|\3                       |
> |jjs____  /_/_n| ___the Ascii laBORatory_|
>
>
>

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