Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 27 Jun 1998.
YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP
alt.ascii-art
· 5 messages · 27 Jun 1998 - 29 Jun 1998
WWS wrote: > > Blackhawk wrote: > > I never drew anything I thought worthy of going to a.a-a before! But this grew out of my diddling on someone else's diddling on my sig line, and before you know it, this popped out! jgs's initials are in the explosion because that came off one of her birthday cakes, I think, but the rest I did yesterday. > > MB! YHBFBA! IW! HANL! > HANL? Wow, that puts a whole new twist on HAND. The Voice of Death: (From Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey) YOU SANKA MY BATTLESHEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOM ! <*> \ | / \ ` `*` `/ \ ` \ | | / ` / \ ` \` * ` / ' / \ \ \ | / / / \ jgs `'q'` / / / \ \ \ \ \ | / / / # # ( ) \ \ \ | / ___#_#___|__ \ \ \ \ * _ |____________| _ _=====| | | | | |==== _ =====| |.---------------------------. | |==== <--------------------' . . . . . . . . '--------------/ \ | / \____________________\|/________________________WWS_________/ wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww--*--wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww /|\ wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww / wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww / o / _____|_ / 8(_______) ------------- Here's just the ships: # # ( ) ___#_#___|__ _ |____________| _ _=====| | | | | |==== _ =====| |.---------------------------. | |==== <--------------------' . . . . . . . . '--------------/ \ / \_______________________________________________WWS_________/ wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww o _____|_ - 8(_______) Here's an aircraft carrier: # # ( ) ___#_#___|__ |____________| | CGV-43 | <----------------------------------------------------------------/ \ / \_______________________________________________WWS_________/ wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww -- <*> _________________________________________________________WWS_____________
>Message-id: <359...@tyler.net> >jgs's initials are in the explosion because that came off one of >her birthday cakes, I think, but the rest I did yesterday. > BOOM ! > <*> > \ | / > \ ` `*` `/ > \ ` \ | | / ` / > \ ` \` * ` / ' / > \ \ \ | / / / > \ jgs `'q'` / / / > \ \ \ \ \ | / / / # # ( ) > \ \ \ | / ___#_#___|__ > \ \ \ \ * _ |____________| _ > _=====| | | | | |==== _ > =====| |.---------------------------. | |==== > <--------------------' . . . . . . . . '--------------/ > \ | / > \____________________\|/________________________WWS_________/ > wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww--*--wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww >wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww /|\ wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww > wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww / wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww > / > o / > _____|_ / >8(_______) ------------- > Oh my! I got caught in the crossfire!!! :) You guys trying to tell me something? -joan -- , .--'|} / /}} .=\.--'`\} //` '---./` joan stark || /| spu...@juno.com \\| | |\_\\/ ASCII ART GALLERY: \__/\\ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ \\ jgs \|
Let's see if this works... WWS wrote: > > Here's an aircraft carrier: > Being bombed by an aeroplane _____ \ \ ____ \ \__________________/____\___ | | \ | | _____________ \ | | <_____________> }| \ / | \______________________________/ | | | | |________| | | | _ | _ \\_// / \ | | | | \___/ > > # # ( ) > ___#_#___|__ > |____________| > | CGV-43 | > <----------------------------------------------------------------/ > \ / > \_______________________________________________WWS_________/ > wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww > wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww > wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww > -- Reverend Sean O'Hara You to can be an ordained minister: http://ulc.org/ulc Fact: If you type "unable to follow directions" in MS Word, highlight the phrase, then select Thesaurus, one of the alternate phrases given is: "unable to have an erection."
'proper' captions (based on old submariner t-shirts):
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Hi Skimmer!
BOOM !
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8(_______) -------------
Bye Skimmer!
an ex-uss haddock ssn 621 squidly type individual...
Submarines once, submarines twice,
Holy jumping rabid mice
We go up and we go down,
We don't even mess around,
Dive! Dive!
AAAOOOOGGGGAAAAAA!!!
(yeah jeffer d. --if you see this --i used the sanitized version. :)
ok. back to peaceful 2% mode.
my address: (rot13) cva...@qnegzbhgu.rqh
Reverend Sean O'Hara wrote
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I refuse to make an easy joke, Sean.
I won't do it as I'm allergic to asci...
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