Needed - Bertie Bassett

I wonder if anyone can help me out there, it's a bit of a tall order.
I need an ascii pic of Bertie Bassett for a sig.  If possible no more than 8 lines.
B.T.W as a lot of you won't know who he is, Bertie Bassett is the trade mark of
Bassetts licorice allsorts.

	Many thanx in advance.

******************************************************************
* Martin Austin                                          	 *
* CS93							 	 *
*					 Do Drugs!		 *   
*   |\/\/\/|	    			 Eat Meat!		 *
*   |      |    ___________ 		 Pave The Earth!	 *
*   |      |   | Eat       |    				 *
*   | (o)(o)   |  My       |   					 *
*   C      _) /	   Shorts! |     				 *
*    | ,___| /____________/      __ )              |    |        *
*    |   /	                 __ \   _ \  __ \  __|      _ \  *
*   /____\	                 |   |  __/  | \/  |    |   __/  *
*  /######\			 ___/ \___| _|    _|   _| \___|  * 	
*								 *
*				         mau...@cs.strath.ac.uk *  
******************************************************************


PS. I know my sig's too big.