Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 5 May 1994.
REQUEST: Ascii Women
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· 17 messages · 5 May 1994 - 18 May 1994
In article <2q8uk7$n4...@taco.cc.ncsu.edu>, CHRISTOPHER HOLLAND KING <chk...@unity.ncsu.edu> wrote: > >>Regardless of the answers, it is an excellent picture, and I tip my hat >>to both the artist and the model. > >The artist is Mike Jittlov. I forget Meriday's last name. But, to use [deleted] It's the last 5 characters of my loginid. Best, -Meriday Beth mbk...@remarque.berkeley.edu | @wiretap.spies.com & gne...@toys.fubarsys.com ind...@samsara.circus.com & um...@deeptht.armory.com
Thus wrote mbk...@remarque.berkeley.edu (m.b.komor) regarding Jitlov's infamous portrait of Meriday: : :It's the last 5 characters of my loginid. : :Best, : :-Meriday Beth : :mbk...@remarque.berkeley.edu | @wiretap.spies.com & gne...@toys.fubarsys.com :ind...@samsara.circus.com & um...@deeptht.armory.com Uh-oh... Hey, Meriday, if you need a few bottles of Wannaf*ck-B-Gone, let me know, because I have a couple extra bottles. :)
: Uh-oh... Hey, Meriday, if you need a few bottles of Wannaf*ck-B-Gone, let : me know, because I have a couple extra bottles. :) Gee, I could use some of that on IRC... You would think my IRCNAME (Lorena Scissorhands) would scare them off but they just don't get the picture *sigh* boys can be so clueless. Megan (real name and IRC nick)
mas...@netcom.com (Megan S. Huntsman) writes: :| they just don't get the picture *sigh* boys can be so clueless. ...And just _what_ is THAT supposed to mean??? -- Mike 8@
>mas...@netcom.com (Megan S. Huntsman) writes: >:| they just don't get the picture *sigh* boys can be so clueless. True, but the ones with clues don't bother to post annoying things in the first place and so, while they appreciate pictures of the lovely Meriday, they don't annoy her over it. Remember: the clueless wheel gets the grease or something like that. -- Charles Sumner, TLA "Keeping an open mind is one thing, Emerald City Productions letting geese run around in there sum...@acs.bu.edu is quite another." - Actual Facts!
Mike Jittlov (jit...@gumby.cs.caltech.edu) wrote: : mas...@netcom.com (Megan S. Huntsman) writes: : :| they just don't get the picture *sigh* boys can be so clueless. : ...And just _what_ is THAT supposed to mean??? -- Mike 8@ I said *can* be clueless not 'are allways clueless' :P Get a clue, Mike :) Megan
In article <2qn8s3$q6...@gap.cco.caltech.edu> jit...@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov) writes: >mas...@netcom.com (Megan S. Huntsman) writes: >:| they just don't get the picture *sigh* boys can be so clueless. > >...And just _what_ is THAT supposed to mean??? -- Mike 8@ Not sure, Mike... I can't figure it out either... *Scratch scratch scratch* Love, "I HAVE A GUN" means Chuckles NO `
Megan,
mas...@netcom.com (Megan S. Huntsman) writes:
|Mike Jittlov (jit...@gumby.cs.caltech.edu) wrote:
|: mas...@netcom.com (Megan S. Huntsman) writes:
|: :| they just don't get the picture *sigh* boys can be so clueless.
|: ...And just _what_ is THAT supposed to mean??? -- Mike 8@
|I said *can* be clueless not 'are allways clueless' :P
Yes, but you said "*sigh* boys can be so clueless".
^^^^
Therefore it *was* a sexist statement, and I claim my $10.
:-)
Dave.
David Wooding (wdr...@thor.cf.ac.uk) wrote: : Yes, but you said "*sigh* boys can be so clueless". : ^^^^ : Therefore it *was* a sexist statement, and I claim my $10. Of course it was a sexist statement. I never claimed it wasn't. Why should you get $10? Megan
Mike! Mike! Mike! (Three cheers) I have in my sweaty little paws a copy of "The Wizard Of Space & Time" that belongs to a friend of mine who is NOT on the Internet. Tonight, God of VCRs Willing, I shall watch said masterpiece. I can hardly wait! And all this time I thought it was an ASCII movie somewhere. Der. Say, is Meriday in this? :) (Not a HNG, just curious! :] ) Also, is it true you are related to Danny Kaye? :) ;) Woo! Woo! Woo! Now, when is Kibo gonna make a movie, huh? :) And does anyone watch the Tournee D'animation besides me? :) Malinda
Argh! So Meriday does exist! Really? Let us be scientific:
what is the probability of the existence a girl like that?
Moreover, what is the probability of her being on the Net?
I thougth it was 0 (zero), or even negative (better yet,
imaginary). And now I see it is 1 (one). Wow!.
Now, I would like to propose a proposal: what if we
elect Maryday as our {patroness, protectress -choose one*}
or as our muse? I mean, the a.a.a. official muse.
Yes, I know there are girls in this newsgroup, and I would
like to hear their opinions (there must be a handsome ASCII
man out there!). :)
Saludos a todos.
-- Eloy.
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*: you know, these are the words I found in my dictionary for the
spanish word "madrina".
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Well, I did watch it and it was very entertaining, creative, charming and witty. I am very impressed! And, of course, the effects were great. :) Thanks, Mike! Malinda Malinda McCall (mmc...@emoryu1.cc.emory.edu) wrote: : Mike! Mike! Mike! : (Three cheers) : I have in my sweaty little paws a copy of "The Wizard Of Space & : Time" that belongs to a friend of mine who is NOT on the Internet. : Tonight, God of VCRs Willing, I shall watch said masterpiece. : I can hardly wait! : And all this time I thought it was an ASCII movie somewhere. : Der. : Say, is Meriday in this? :) : (Not a HNG, just curious! :] ) : Also, is it true you are related to Danny Kaye? :) : ;) : Woo! Woo! Woo! : Now, when is Kibo gonna make a movie, huh? :) : And does anyone watch the Tournee D'animation besides me? : :) : Malinda
In article <199...@seas.smu.edu>, Utopium Enterprizes <mit...@seas.smu.edu> wrote: >Thus wrote mbk...@remarque.berkeley.edu (m.b.komor) regarding Jitlov's >infamous portrait of Meriday: >: >:It's the last 5 characters of my loginid. >: >:Best, >: >:-Meriday Beth >: >:mbk...@remarque.berkeley.edu | @wiretap.spies.com & gne...@toys.fubarsys.com >:ind...@samsara.circus.com & um...@deeptht.armory.com > >Uh-oh... Hey, Meriday, if you need a few bottles of Wannaf*ck-B-Gone, let >me know, because I have a couple extra bottles. :) Actually, they never usually *get* that far... they just ask me whether i really look like my portrait, never once thinking that perhaps my *portrait* really looks like *me* :D *Best,* -Meriday Beth mbk...@remarque.berkeley.edu | @wiretap.spies.com & gne...@toys.fubarsys.com ind...@samsara.circus.com & um...@deeptht.armory.com
In article <mas...@netcom.com>, Megan S. Huntsman <mas...@netcom.com> wrote: >David Wooding (wdr...@thor.cf.ac.uk) wrote: >: Yes, but you said "*sigh* boys can be so clueless". >: ^^^^ >: Therefore it *was* a sexist statement, and I claim my $10. > >Of course it was a sexist statement. I never claimed it wasn't. Why >should you get $10? > >Megan Tabledance? -- *** Beta release 1.2 of the Turkey troller for project ZUMA. ***
In article <2r2b0o$28...@agate.berkeley.edu> mbk...@remarque.berkeley.edu (m.b.komor) writes: >Actually, they never usually *get* that far... they just ask me whether i >really look like my portrait, never once thinking that perhaps my *portrait* >really looks like *me* :D Hey, now, wait just a gol-darned minute... How do we-all out here in Netland know that you came *first*? I mean, we've all seen WOSAT - doesn't it seem likely that Mike drew/typed the picture, thought to himself "Hmm...", put on the green outfit and *poof*'d himself a woman? I mean, if *I* were to do it, she'd be tall, smart, humorous, perhaps a bit daunting... Doesn't this sound like MBK? -- Wilson H. Bent, Jr. wh...@usc.edu USC University Comp. Services (213) 740-3181 Disclaimer: My company has not authorized me to issue a disclaimer.
In article <Cpy...@sun2.iusb.indiana.edu>, Chuckles the Great <cpu...@sun1.iusb.indiana.edu> wrote: > It takes a lot more effort than just *poof* to find the perfect woman. >My personal quest actually involved dying and returning from the dead, so that >gives you some idea... *Wink* *Wave* Now you can't leave us *hanging*, Chuckles, tell the story! Best, -Meriday Beth mbk...@remarque.berkely.edu | @wiretap.spies.com & gne...@toys.fubarsys.com ind...@samsara.circus.com & um...@deeptht.armory.com
This thread has nothing to do with Highlander. Could we please stop cross-posting it to alt.tv.highlander? Thanks.
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