Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 4 Mar 2004.
[pic.old] Tran-Boy review.
alt.ascii-art
· 8 messages · 4 Mar 2004 - 5 Mar 2004
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http://www.asciiartfarts.com/20000425.html
> LITERAL TRANSLATION FROM ANCIENT CHINESE TEXT READS:
> "THIS GLORYHOLE HAUNTED - TURN BACK NOW"
>
> ,g 8b ,g ,g 8g 8g
> o8888" 88 Y8 .od888888888P" 88' 88'
> 88 88 " 88 88 88 88' 88888888b
>8888888888888888 d88888888888888b 888 88 oo 88
> 88 88 88 88 88 8'88 8' 88 P'
> 88,o 88 o9, 888888888888 88 8 88
> 88P 88,8P 88 88 o8 88 g
> ,888 888' 88888888b 88 8' 88 `8,
> d8'88 g88 88 gg ,88' 88 ,P 88 8b
> 8' 88 oP 88, d8' `g88' 88 8 88 `P
> 88 `88 g o8' gg88b, 88 f 88
> d8' `b' o8 oP' "Y8ao 88 d8'
>
> 3/5/1994 Z.LIN
>
888Oo O888
88O 88Oo ooo O88
ooooooooo88Ooo888ooO888 O88
88O o88 O88
88OoooO888oO88O o88 O88
888 88O 888 O88 O88
888 88O 888 O88 O88
888ooo888OoO888 o88 O88
OOo o888O OO8 O88 O88
o888888O. o88 O88
o88 88O O8O oOO O88
o8O 88O OO8 O88
o8o 88O ooo 888
88O oo888' LITERAL TRANSLATION: "PRICK"
> c o c k >8---------------------------------------------------------> > tQn > ROTFL > I'M A TRILOBITE > / >0 > tQn > NO YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD, AND YOU KNOW THAT. > >. + . . . . . . > . . . * > . * . . . . . . + . > "You Are Here" . . + . . . >. | . . . . . . > | . . . +. + . > \|/ . . . . > . . V . * . . . . + . > + . . . + > . . + .+. . > . . . + . . . . . > . . . . . . .HOWEVER YOUR > * . . . + . .BALLS ARE . > . . . + . . * .OVER IN THIS > . + . . . .. + . REGION >. . . . * . * . +.. . ------>* > . . . . . . . . + . . * > Examining your Black Hole?
http://www.asciiartfarts.com/19991013.html > ___ _____ > '/,-Y" "~-. > l.Y ^. > /\ _\_ I'M DRAWN LIKE SHIT >i ___/" "\ >| /" "\ o ! >l ] o !__./ > \ _ _ \.___./ "~\ > X \/ \ ___./ > ( \ ___. _..--~~" ~`-. > ` Z,-- / \ > \__. ( / ______) > \ l /-----~~" / -Row > Y \ / > | "x______.^ > | \ > j Y > (AND COMMENTED BY AN ASSHOLE) http://www.asciiartfarts.com/19991012.html > _ I CAN SEE > | | YOUR BALLS > |_|_ > [__(_) > '-'\ \ > _____| | >'-----| | > ____| | > [_______| mga > Zoom closer, then. > M I S S I O N T O M A R S > >'|| ||' | '||''|. .|'''.| > ||| ||| ||| || || ||.. ' > |'|..'|| | || ||''|' ''|||. > | '|' || .''''|. || |. . '|| >.|. | .||. .|. .||. .||. '|' |'....|' > > WHERE NO MAN HAS SUCKED BEFORE ... > Still don't get it.
_.-In alt.ascii-art, nabis wrote the following -._ > > > > WHERE NO MAN HAS SUCKED BEFORE ... > > > > Still don't get it. As in: no man (Tran or otherwise) has sucked dick on Mars. -- .-')) http://asciipr0n.com/fp ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
> ACHTUNG JUDEN > > .--. |V| > / \ _| / > q .. p \ / > \--/ // >jgs __||__// > /. _/ > // \ / > // || > \\ / \ > )\| | > / || || | > |/\| || | > | || | > \ || / > __/ || \__ > \____/\____/ > "JUDEN" say "Go fuck yourself (we will pay you)". >http://www.asciiartfarts.com/20000706.html > _ _ > |_| WELCOME TO POOLAND |_| > | | | | > _| |_ POPULATION: _| |_ > -| | | | _ _ | | | |- > | | | | |' | YOU | `| | | | | > \ . / \ . . / > \ , / \ . / > | . |_ _ _ _ _ _| , | > | .| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| | . | > | , | . . . . | .| > | . | . . . . , |. | > ___----_____| . |. , _______ . | , |---~_____ >_---~ | | . /+++++++\ . | . | ~---_ > |. | . |+++++++| . | . | > __ | . | , |+++++++|. . _|__ | > ____--`~ '--~~__ . |++++ __|----~ ~`---, >-~--~ ~---__|,--~' ~~----_____- > I am not from "Pooland", but I can read their minds, it says: "KURWA, PERDOL"
Faux_Pseudo wrote: > _.-In alt.ascii-art, nabis wrote the following -._ > >>> WHERE NO MAN HAS SUCKED BEFORE ... >>> >> >>Still don't get it. > > > As in: no man (Tran or otherwise) has sucked dick on Mars. > Faux: yes, but I mean that is a pathetic joke. > > HEY WHO FARTED > / > __ __ / __ > _|__|_ _|__|_ _|__|_ > (*-) (*-) (*-) > --( * )-- --( * )-- --( * )-- > ( * ) ( * ) ( * ) >~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > K. Wheeler (Rosebud) > (Made after being tenderly amorous with own hand). > ____________________________________ > / /| > /__________________________________ /|| > | |||| > | O--------O |||| > |__________________________________|||| > | |||| > | ______________ |||| > | [XXXXXXXXXXXXX/ |||| > | /XX/ |||| > | /XX/ |||| > | /XX/ |||| > | /XX/ |||| > | /XX/ |||| > | /XX/ |||| > | /XX/ |||| > | _ _ _ _ _ |||| > | |_| | | |_| |_ |_| |_| |||| > | | | |_| / | |_| | / | |||| > | |||| > , |||| > | ,))|| > ) |||, > ,__________________________________,/|'Gr > >COMMONLY SEEN IN BOTH RURAL AND URBAN PARTS OF > THE FORMER SOVIET REPUBLICS, THIS SIGN READS: > > "SEVEN RUBLE WHORES" No, it rather says, November 7 (1917), the day of Communist Revolution in Russia, the one that shifted history, provoking the Chinese Revolution in January 1949, the day that forced your parents to run from Mao's regime, migraiting into the United States, where they gave birth to their single brain-damaged son.
Dnia Fri, 05 Mar 2004 10:43:32 -0600, nabis <nab...@anisp.com> napisaďż˝(a): > > >http://www.asciiartfarts.com/20000706.html > > _ _ > > |_| WELCOME TO POOLAND |_| > > | | | | > > _| |_ POPULATION: _| |_ > > -| | | | _ _ | | | |- > > | | | | |' | YOU | `| | | | | > > \ . / \ . . / > > \ , / \ . / > > | . |_ _ _ _ _ _| , | > > | .| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| | . | > > | , | . . . . | .| > > | . | . . . . , |. | > > ___----_____| . |. , _______ . | , |---~_____ > >_---~ | | . /+++++++\ . | . | ~---_ > > |. | . |+++++++| . | . | > > __ | . | , |+++++++|. . _|__ | > > ____--`~ '--~~__ . |++++ __|----~ ~`---, > >-~--~ ~---__|,--~' ~~----_____- > > > >I am not from "Pooland", but I can read their minds, it says: >"KURWA, PERDOL" No, it says LOL. ;-)
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