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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 4 Mar 2004.
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[pic.old] Tran-Boy review.

[pic.old] Tran-Boy review.

alt.ascii-art · 8 messages · 4 Mar 2004 - 5 Mar 2004
nabis <nab...@anisp.com> ASCII art 4 Mar 2004 12:25 · permalink · report
     http://www.asciiartfarts.com/19991115.html
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 >                                   ^"*bo@" tony
 >

NO, THAT'S A GIRAFFE, YOU WANNABEFUNNY QUEER.

nabis <nab...@anisp.com> 5 Mar 2004 12:20 · permalink · report
http://www.asciiartfarts.com/20000425.html

 >  LITERAL TRANSLATION FROM ANCIENT CHINESE TEXT READS:
 >       "THIS GLORYHOLE HAUNTED - TURN BACK NOW"
 >
 >      ,g  8b ,g                 ,g        8g   8g
 >  o8888"  88 Y8     .od888888888P"       88'  88'
 >    88    88 "        88  88  88        88'  88888888b
 >8888888888888888   d88888888888888b    888  88  oo  88
 >    88    88       88    88      88   8'88 8'   88  P'
 >    88,o  88 o9,     888888888888       88    8 88
 >    88P   88,8P         88              88   o8 88 g
 >  ,888    888'         88888888b        88   8' 88 `8,
 > d8'88   g88          88 gg ,88'        88  ,P  88  8b
 > 8' 88 oP 88,        d8' `g88'          88  8   88  `P
 >    88    `88 g     o8'  gg88b,         88 f    88
 >   d8'      `b'    o8  oP'   "Y8ao      88     d8'
 >
 >                                   3/5/1994  Z.LIN
 >
           888Oo           O888
           88O  88Oo ooo   O88
  ooooooooo88Ooo888ooO888  O88
           88O       o88   O88
    88OoooO888oO88O  o88   O88
    888    88O  888  O88   O88
    888    88O  888  O88   O88
    888ooo888OoO888  o88   O88
    OOo  o888O  OO8  O88   O88
        o888888O.    o88   O88
      o88  88O O8O   oOO   O88
    o8O    88O  OO8        O88
  o8o      88O        ooo  888
           88O          oo888' LITERAL TRANSLATION: "PRICK"

nabis <nab...@anisp.com> ASCII art 5 Mar 2004 12:25 · permalink · report
 >         c             o            c             k
 >8--------------------------------------------------------->
 >                                                            tQn
 >

ROTFL


 >  I'M A TRILOBITE
 > /
 >0
 >  tQn
 >

NO YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD, AND YOU KNOW THAT.


 >
 >.              +   .                .   . .     .  .
 >                  .                    .       .     *
 >  .       *                        . . . .  .   .  + .
 >            "You Are Here"            .   .  +  . . .
 >.                 |             .  .   .    .    . .
 >                  |           .     .     . +.    +  .
 >                 \|/            .       .   . .
 >        . .       V          .    * . . .  .  +   .
 >           +      .           .   .      +
 >                            .       . +  .+. .
 >  .                      .     . + .  . .     .      .
 >           .      .    .     . .   . .HOWEVER YOUR
 >      *             .    . .  +    .  .BALLS ARE   .
 >          .     .    .  +   . .  *  .OVER IN THIS
 >               . + .  .  .  .. +  .     REGION
 >.      .  .  .  *   .  *  . +..  .     ------>*
 > .      .   . .   .   .   . .  +   .    .           *
 >

Examining your Black Hole?

nabis <nab...@anisp.com> ASCII art 5 Mar 2004 12:40 · permalink · report
http://www.asciiartfarts.com/19991013.html

 >   ___  _____
 > '/,-Y"     "~-.
 > l.Y             ^.
 > /\               _\_      I'M DRAWN LIKE SHIT
 >i            ___/"   "\
 >|          /"   "\   o !
 >l         ]     o !__./
 > \ _  _    \.___./    "~\
 >  X \/ \            ___./
 > ( \ ___.   _..--~~"   ~`-.
 >  ` Z,--   /               \
 >    \__.  (   /       ______)
 >      \   l  /-----~~" /      -Row
 >       Y   \          /
 >       |    "x______.^
 >       |           \
 >       j            Y
 >

(AND COMMENTED BY AN ASSHOLE)

http://www.asciiartfarts.com/19991012.html

 >   _    I CAN SEE
 >  | |   YOUR BALLS
 >  |_|_
 > [__(_)
 >  '-'\ \
 > _____| |
 >'-----| |
 >  ____| |
 > [_______| mga
 >

Zoom closer, then.

 >     M I S S I O N   T O   M A R S
 >
 >'||    ||'     |     '||''|.    .|'''.|
 > |||  |||     |||     ||   ||   ||..  '
 > |'|..'||    |  ||    ||''|'     ''|||.
 > | '|' ||   .''''|.   ||   |.  .     '||
 >.|. | .||. .|.  .||. .||.  '|' |'....|'
 >
 >  WHERE NO MAN HAS SUCKED BEFORE ...
 >

Still don't get it.

_.-In alt.ascii-art, nabis wrote the following -._
> >
> >  WHERE NO MAN HAS SUCKED BEFORE ...
> >
>
> Still don't get it.

As in: no man (Tran or otherwise) has sucked dick on Mars.

-- 
  .-'))  http://asciipr0n.com/fp   ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

nabis <nab...@anisp.com> ASCII art 5 Mar 2004 16:43 · permalink · report
 > ACHTUNG JUDEN
 >
 >      .--.   |V|
 >     /    \ _| /
 >     q .. p \ /
 >      \--/  //
 >jgs  __||__//
 >    /.    _/
 >   // \  /
 >  //   ||
 >  \\  /  \
 >   )\|    |
 >  / || || |
 >  |/\| || |
 >     | || |
 >     \ || /
 >   __/ || \__
 >  \____/\____/
 >

"JUDEN" say "Go fuck yourself (we will pay you)".


 >http://www.asciiartfarts.com/20000706.html
 >                    _                           _
 >                   |_|   WELCOME TO POOLAND    |_|
 >                   | |                         | |
 >                  _| |_      POPULATION:      _| |_
 >                -| | | | _                 _ | | | |-
 >               | | | | |' |     YOU       | `| | | | |
 >               \  .      /                 \ .    .  /
 >                \    ,  /                   \    .  /
 >                 | .   |_   _   _   _   _   _| ,   |
 >                 |    .| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |  .  |
 >                 | ,   | .    .     .      . |    .|
 >                 |   . |  .     . .   .  ,   |.    |
 >     ___----_____| .   |.   ,  _______   .   |   , |---~_____
 >_---~            |     |  .   /+++++++\    . | .   |         ~---_
 >                 |.    | .    |+++++++| .    |   . |
 >              __ |   . |   ,  |+++++++|.  . _|__   |
 >     ____--`~    '--~~__ .    |++++ __|----~    ~`---,
 >-~--~                   ~---__|,--~'                  ~~----_____-
 >

I am not from "Pooland", but I can read their minds, it says:
"KURWA, PERDOL"

nabis <nab...@anisp.com> ASCII art 5 Mar 2004 17:50 · permalink · report
Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> _.-In alt.ascii-art, nabis wrote the following -._
> 
>>> WHERE NO MAN HAS SUCKED BEFORE ...
>>>
>>
>>Still don't get it.
> 
> 
> As in: no man (Tran or otherwise) has sucked dick on Mars.
> 
Faux: yes, but I mean that is a pathetic joke.


 >
 >                  HEY WHO FARTED
 >                         /
 >     __              __ /              __
 >   _|__|_          _|__|_            _|__|_
 >    (*-)            (*-)              (*-)
 > --(  * )--      --(  * )--        --(  * )--
 >  (   *  )        (   *  )          (   *  )
 >~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 > K. Wheeler (Rosebud)
 >

(Made after being tenderly amorous with own hand).

 >       ____________________________________
 >      /                                   /|
 >     /__________________________________ /||
 >     |                                  ||||
 >     |           O--------O             ||||
 >     |__________________________________||||
 >     |                                  ||||
 >     |         ______________           ||||
 >     |        [XXXXXXXXXXXXX/           ||||
 >     |                  /XX/            ||||
 >     |                 /XX/             ||||
 >     |                /XX/              ||||
 >     |               /XX/               ||||
 >     |              /XX/                ||||
 >     |             /XX/                 ||||
 >     |            /XX/                  ||||
 >     |        _   _   _   _   _         ||||
 >     |   |_| | | |_| |_  |_| |_|        ||||
 >     |   | | |_| / | |_| |   / |        ||||
 >     |                                  ||||
 >    ,                                   ||||
 >    |                                  ,))||
 >    )                                  |||,
 >   ,__________________________________,/|'Gr
 >
 >COMMONLY SEEN IN BOTH RURAL AND URBAN PARTS OF
 > THE FORMER SOVIET REPUBLICS, THIS SIGN READS:
 >
 >             "SEVEN RUBLE WHORES"

No, it rather says, November 7 (1917), the day of Communist Revolution
in Russia, the one that shifted history, provoking the Chinese Revolution
in January 1949, the day that forced  your parents to run from Mao's regime,
migraiting into the United States, where they gave birth to their single
brain-damaged son.

Dnia Fri, 05 Mar 2004 10:43:32 -0600, nabis <nab...@anisp.com> napisaďż˝(a):


>
> >http://www.asciiartfarts.com/20000706.html
> >                    _                           _
> >                   |_|   WELCOME TO POOLAND    |_|
> >                   | |                         | |
> >                  _| |_      POPULATION:      _| |_
> >                -| | | | _                 _ | | | |-
> >               | | | | |' |     YOU       | `| | | | |
> >               \  .      /                 \ .    .  /
> >                \    ,  /                   \    .  /
> >                 | .   |_   _   _   _   _   _| ,   |
> >                 |    .| |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| |  .  |
> >                 | ,   | .    .     .      . |    .|
> >                 |   . |  .     . .   .  ,   |.    |
> >     ___----_____| .   |.   ,  _______   .   |   , |---~_____
> >_---~            |     |  .   /+++++++\    . | .   |         ~---_
> >                 |.    | .    |+++++++| .    |   . |
> >              __ |   . |   ,  |+++++++|.  . _|__   |
> >     ____--`~    '--~~__ .    |++++ __|----~    ~`---,
> >-~--~                   ~---__|,--~'                  ~~----_____-
> >
>
>I am not from "Pooland", but I can read their minds, it says:
>"KURWA, PERDOL"

No, it says LOL. ;-)

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