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$$$$$$$FAST CASH FOR $5$$$$$$$$
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Subject: $$$$ FAST CASH $$$$ !!!!!
Date: 30 Sep 1996 23:22:20 GMT
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Did you know that it is easy and simple to turn a measly $5 into as
much as $50,000!
Taking 5 minutes to read this text may be one of the best decisions
you've ever made.
I could make $50 000 within 1 month for an investment of only $5. I
thought it was a huge joke! I spoke to
my friends about it and they thought likewise. But after three days of
desperate struggle I decided I had
nothing to lose. I sent $1 to each of 5 names and addresses specified
in the article. I then placed my name
and address in the article and posted it in 200 other newsgroups. Two
weeks later, I started receiving money
in the mail! I could not believe it! Hundreds of dollars turned into
thousands, and in the 1 month, I received
a total of over $50,000. It came from all over the world. If you
follow the 3 steps below, there is no reason
whatsoever why the same shouldn't happen to you. This is a perfectly
legitimate investment opportunity.
You invest $5 and you receive a return on your investment.
So does the next investor. NOT ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN LETTER - PERFECTLY
LEGITIMATE!
OBVIOUSLY, IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED, THEN DON'T PARTICIPATE. BUT
PLEASE PRINT
THIS ARTICLE AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO MAY WISH TO TAKE ADVANTAGE.
The procedure is very simple.
STEP 1. Write your name and address on 5 separate pieces of paper with
the words "PLEASE ADD ME TO
YOUR MAILING LIST". Fold a $1 note in each of the pieces of paper and
mail them to the following five
addresses:
******************************************************************
1. Raymond Tajem
Rumah Malaysia
4, Butavas Street
Khandallah, Wellington
New Zealand.
2. Ray Sun
1024 Olmo Ct.
San Jose, CA 95129
USA
3. The Resident
3033 Woodland Hills Dr. # 4-14
Ann Arbor, MI 48108
USA
4. Nai-Ping Kuo
172 Briarwood Rd. # 214
Fort Collins, CO 80521
USA
5. Alen Capalik
P.O. BOX 241
Kutztown, PA 19530-0241
USA
******************************************************************
STEP 2. Now remove the 1st name on the list, move the other 4 names up
(5 becomes 4, 4 becomes 3 etc)
and put your name and address as number 5 on the list. You can do this
by re-typing this article or simply
editing and re-posting it in this or another newsgroup.
STEP 3. Post your amended article to at least 200 new groups (there
are thousands of them).
You are now in the Mail Order Investment Business and you will start
receiving $1 returns by mail within a
week or two. The more newsgroups you post to, the bigger your return
will be. You may want to rent a Post
Office Box to handle the volume of mail you are likely to receive. If
you wish to remain anonymous, you
can use a pseudonym such as "The Manager" or "The Investor", but make
sure your address is correct!
NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SYSTEM WORKS!
Of every 200 postings I made, I received an average of 5 replies, YES
- ONLY 5, each with a $1 bill
enclosed. You make $5 for every 200 postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER
5.
Each person who sent you $1, now also makes let's say, only 200
additional postings WITH YOUR NAME
AT NUMBER 4, i.e. 1000 postings. On average therefore, 50 people will
send you $1 with your name at
number 4. You make $50.
Your 50 new agents make 200 posting each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 3 or
10 000 postings -
average return 500 at $1 each is $500. They make 200 postings each
WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 2
= 100 000 postings = 5 000 returns at $1 each = $5 000.
Finally, 5 000 people make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER
1 and you get a return of
$50 000 before you name drops off the list. AND THAT'S IF EVERYONE
DOWN THE LINE ONLY
MAKES 200 POSTINGS! Total income in one cycle = $55 500.
From time to time, when your name is no longer on the list, you take
the latest posting that is appearing in
the newsgroups, SEND OUT ANOTHER $5 TO THE NAMES THAT ARE ON THE LIST,
PUT YOUR
NAME IN AT NUMBER 5 AND START POSTING AGAIN. Remember, 200 postings is
only
a guideline. The more you post, the greater the return.
Let's review the reasons why you should do this: THE ONLY COST FACTORS
ARE 5 STAMPS, 5
ENVELOPES, AND 5 $1 BILLS. Anyone can afford five dollars to put into
such an effortless investment
with SPECTACULAR RETURNS.
Some people have said to me "What happens if the scheme is 'played
out' and no one sends me any
money"? Big deal! So you lose $5 - but what are the chances of that
happening?
Do you realise how many Internet Users there are? Do you realise how
many times this scheme can be
utilised over and over again - with COMPLETELY NEW people
participating?
There are not HUNDREDS, NOT EVEN THOUSANDS, BUT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS
OF NEW
INTERNET USERS EVERY MONTH!
Remember, read the instructions carefully and play FAIRLY...that's the
only way this will work. Get a
printout so you can refer back to this article easily.
Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you money and always keep an
eye on the newsgroup postings to
make sure everyone is playing fairly. You know where your name should
be.
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