Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 14 Mar 1999.
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NEWSFLASH: Erik "The Dick" strikes back!
alt.ascii-art
· 2 messages · 14 Mar 1999
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...Or "The Climb Back Up"
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"Gag! I sure got shit on me,
this time. What a trip!"
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"THAT was sure one hell of
a dumb idea! I didn't know
about the residents down
there, they can have the
place! Well, screw this,
I gotta get cleaned up.
Then I think I'll make
a new web page."
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Stay clean,
JRO
Newsflash:
In a suprise movement Erik K. Veland decides to make a quick U-turn to show
the ascii art world what he's really made of. Overwhelmed by two or three
encouragment mails, he decides the ascii art world needs a shining beacon in
the night to guide the ones who really cares about ascii art through the junk
that the rabid reposters(tm) spews out.
Boosting the collection to over 10 megs (no headers in new additions) and
with a spanking brand new design, Erik shows his fans that he cares about
them, not some whining morons.
When asked for a comment on this sudden turnaround, Erik replies:
"Thanks for giving me the motivation I needed to keep on being the best,
Veronica." He follows up by dedicating the NEW Wicked Ascii Art to Veronica
Karlsson in a personal note posted on his site:
http://www.wigwam.org/Ascii/vk.html
(A wigwam multimedia newsflash)
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Sunday Cartoons:
_____________________________________________________
| |
| "Man! What's her problem, |
| Jon? I didn't say a |
| word to her! What did |
| she gripe me out like |
| that for?" |
| / |
| / |
| ____ ____ ' ' |
| / ___) /__ \ ' %%% |
| \( oo o o )/ ' %%%%% ' |
| \_o/ \- _/ %%%%% |
| /) /\|/\ / \|/ \ / ~~~ \ |
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| \/|___|\\ \_\___|\_\ (/ \) |
| / | \) \_) | \_) /_____\ |
|____ / /| | ____ | |\ \ _________ / /\ \ _______ |
| \_\|_| |_| \_\ /_/ /_/ |
| (_(__\ (__] (__] /__>/__> jro |
| |
|____________________________________________________|
"Oh, that's Veronica for you.
She's got ESP and PMS."
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\( oo o o )/
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(_(__\ (__(__] jro
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| "Oh, no. Surely you don't |
| mean she's one of those..." |
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| ___ / /| | ____ | |\ \ ________________ |
| \_\|_| |_| \_\ |
| (_(__\ (__] (__] jro |
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|___________________________________________________|
"Sorry, Dick, but it's true.
She's a bitch who thinks
she knows everything."
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(_(__\ (__(__] jro
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