Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 10 Oct 2000.
ASCII Art Jokes..
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 10 Oct 2000
The 3+ year archive of jokes is at:
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Gallery/6446/index.html
There is now a search feature so you can find jokes pertaining
to a certain topic/subject... Have fun with it!
Here is a recent FunnyBone joke w/ ASCII illustrations...
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Life Before The Computer / ___ ___ '. jgs
|\ .-------|:::/:::|--------;
| | |:::|:::| |
An application was for |\|_ ___ _|:::/:::| __ ____|
employment | __ ___""" """_ ____ __`\
A program was a TV show | |\##\\###\\##\\###\\##\\### \
A cursor used profanity \ \ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \
A keyboard was a piano! |\ \||||||||||||||||||||||||||_|
| | ;"""""""""""""""""""""""";"|
Memory was something that | | |"""""".----------.""""""| |
you lost with age | | | |\ \ | | |
A CD was a bank account | | |-----|\\___________\-| | |
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch | | | | |---------- | \ | |
floppy `\| | | | | | `| |
You hoped nobody found out! \_| | | `\|
, ,
, # # ,
___#_#______#_#___ Compress was something you did to
[__________________] garbage
|=_= =_ == _ =_ =| Not something you did to a file
|- =-_ = _= = __-| And if you unzipped anything in public
|=- -_ -= _=-= _=| You'd be in jail for a while!
|_.------------.=|
|=| o o |=| Log on was adding wood to a fire
_|-| ! `( ! |-|_ Hard drive was a long trip on the road
/==_| ! _(_.)_ ! |=_-\ A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
|jgs|/^\^=^^=^/^\| _=| And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife __
Paste you did with glue | / \ |
A web was a spider's home \_\\ //_/
And a virus was the flu! .'/()\'.
jgs \\ //
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!
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some jokes are not appropriate for those 18 and under...
be forewarned!
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-joan
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\\|/ .' '. \|// joan stark
\-;-/ () () \-;-/ spu...@juno.com
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//__; :. .; ;__\\ ASCII ART GALLERY:
`-----\'.'-.....-'.'/-----' http://www.ascii-art.com/
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