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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 26 Aug 1998.
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Requested: a duck

Requested: a duck

alt.ascii-art · 15 messages · 26 Aug 1998 - 9 Sep 1998
Mallard <mal...@cucha.net> 26 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink
Hello Everyone! I could really use the ascii art picture of a duck. It
should fit nicely in my .sig block:

--
    [ under ]
[ construction]

Mallard

C.O.T.W: Week of 8/9/98
Ducks Unlimited Card #: 45890

Sarah Kearsley <kea...@wam.umd.edu> ASCII art 27 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink
>        _,                       ___
>       /.)=_                   .'   '
>       ';(=_                   '---.   _    _  _   |_
>        //)                   .___.'  (_). |  (_). | |.
>      E::/(         ___                ____
>        ) ,"'...--./===--___          |    '.
>     ___|/      /  )`                 |     :   _
>    /;-->  >...-\ <\                  |____.'  (_). \_/
>    `- <<,       7/-.\,   med...@micron.net        /
>        `-      /(   `-                          '..'

Sarah, could you keep my initials attached to my pic?  Thanks.

         _,                       ___
        /.)=_                   .'   '
        ';(=_                   '---.   _    _  _   |_
         //)                   .___.'  (_). |  (_). | |.
       E::/(         ___                ____
         ) ,"'...--./===--___          |    '.
      ___|/      /  )`                 |     :   _
     /;-->  >...-\ <\                  |____.'  (_). \_/
     `- <<,       7/-.\,   med...@micron.net        /
   sk    `-      /(   `-                          '..'

anyhow, here are some tiny ducks:

  (7_,
  ((,)

  ,_(7
  (__)

Sarah Day <med...@micron.net> ASCII art 27 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink
Oops. Sorry. I accidentally leave stuff out sometimes, as a lot of pics I
have to copy over onto my files myself. My cut and paste thing is screwy. I
added the initials to the pic now, forgive me?
        _,                       ___
       /.)=_                   .'   '
       ';(=_                   '---.   _    _  _   |_
        //)                   .___.'  (_). |  (_). | |.
      E::/(         ___                ____
        ) ,"'...--./===--___          |    '.
    ___|/      /  )`                 |     :   _
    /;-->  >...-\ <\                  |____.'  (_). \_/
    `- <<,       7/-.\,   med...@micron.net        /
 sk     `-      /(   `-                          '..'

Sarah Day <med...@micron.net> ASCII art 27 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink
I *AM* sorry!

                                        ______
              __________________       |      |
             | ________________ |      |===   | I'm sorry. After
             ||`,  .'   '-.  .'||      | ____ | attempting a
             || `-' `.__.-',-' ||      ||____|| good sig, I
             || .'-._.' `-._   ||      |    = | had to bang my
             ||  .-' '. .-' '-.||      |O .   | head on the monitor.
       ___   ||_.______'_______||  ___ |      |
      |   |  |__________________| |   ||      | Sarah Day
      |   |     _|__________|_    |   ||      | med...@micron.net
      |___|    /______________\   |___||______|

"Mallard" <mal...@cucha.net> writes:
>Hello Everyone! I could really use the ascii art picture of a duck. It
>should fit nicely in my .sig block:
>
>--
>    [ under ]
>[ construction]
>
>Mallard
>
>C.O.T.W: Week of 8/9/98
>Ducks Unlimited Card #: 45890

Maybe you'll find something in this lot? :-)

-=Duck=-
                     _          _
                     \`.__..--'' `.
                     ( _          ,\
                    ( <_< < <   `','`.
                     \ (_< < <    \   `.
                      `. `----'   (  q _p
                        `-._  _.-' `-(_''\
                         (_'))--,      `._\
                            `-._<
                                    hjw

-=Duck=-
          ,~~.
         (  9 )-_,
    (\___ )=='-'
     \ .   ) )
      \ `-' /
       `~j-'   hjw
         "=:

-=Duck on water=-
          ,~~.
         (  6 )-_,
    (\___ )=='-'
     \ .   ) )
      \ `-' /    hjw
   ~'`~'`~'`~'`~

-=Rubber Ducky=-
             ,-.
         ,--' ~.).
       ,'         `.
      ; (((__   __)))
      ;  ( (#) ( (#)
      |   \_/___\_/|
     ,"  ,-'    `__".
    (   ( ._   ____`.)--._        _
     `._ `-.`-' \(`-'  _  `-. _,-' `-/`.
      ,')   `.`._))  ,' `.   `.  ,','  ;
    .'  .     `--'  /     ).   `.      ;
   ;     `-        /     '  )         ;
   \                       ')       ,'
    \                     ,'       ;
     \               `~~~'       ,'
      `.                      _,'
  hjw   `.                ,--'
          `-._________,--'

                _,
              _(_p>
              \<_)
               ^^  hjw

--
             Hayley Jane Wakenshaw: flu...@quadrant.xs4all.nl
       -=-Flump's Ascii Collection-=-  http://www.xs4all.nl/~klr
      _      _      _      _      _      _       _      _      _
   __(.)> __(.)< __(.)= __(.)> __(.)< __(.)=  __(.)> __(.)< __(.)=
   \___)  \___)  \___)  \___)  \___)  \___)   \___)  \___)  \___)
      "Faith means not wanting to know what's true" - Nietsche

llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> ASCII art 27 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink
In article <754...@hugbear.NL.net>,
flu...@quadrant.xs4all.nl.spambgone (Hayley Jane Wakenshaw) wrote:
> 
> "Mallard" <mal...@cucha.net> writes:
> >Hello Everyone! I could really use the ascii art picture of a duck. It
> >should fit nicely in my .sig block:
> >
> >--
> >    [ under ]
> >[ construction]
> >
> >Mallard
> >
> >C.O.T.W: Week of 8/9/98
> >Ducks Unlimited Card #: 45890
> 
> Maybe you'll find something in this lot? :-)
> 
> -=Duck=-
>                      _          _
>                      \`.__..--'' `.
>                      ( _          ,\
>                     ( <_< < <   `','`.
>                      \ (_< < <    \   `.
>                       `. `----'   (  q _p
>                         `-._  _.-' `-(_''\
>                          (_'))--,      `._\
>                             `-._<
>                                     hjw

That is a beautiful one, Hayley.

These ducks were some of the first things I drew.


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         ( \         \/www    =@--------      \ > 
 ejm      ||\        ( \          \ >``        \> 
          mm \        ``\          \>



       >@  ____
         \/www
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       >@  ____
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         ( \
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         \ > 
  ejm     \> 



NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you
see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e"
to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
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ASCII-ar+, ASCII and gif anima+ions            ha  /   "    "

Sarah Day <med...@micron.net> ASCII art 27 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink
Hmm, let's see if we can make Llizard into a duck...
   <WARNING! Unnecessary and pointless diddling ahead!>
                   _____
                  /wwww
         ha      /wwww  ,^
       ha ---%^^^^^^^^^^
        ha  /   "    "

Didn't turn out to well. Ah, I give up. Might want to find a surgeon and get
those removed, Llizard. <g>
        _,                       ___
       /.)=_                   .'   '
       ';(=_                   '---.   _    _  _   |_
        //)                   .___.'  (_). |  (_). | |.
      E::/(         ___                ____
        ) ,"'...--./===--___          |    '.
     ___|/      /  )`                 |     :   _
    /;-->  >...-\ <\                  |____.'  (_). \_/
    `- <<,       7/-.\,   med...@micron.net        /
        `-      /(   `-                          '..'

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 27 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink
>Message-id: <754...@hugbear.NL.net>
>Maybe you'll find something in this lot? :-)

I know that this is a goose-- but this is a great pic of yours!!
                                   ___
                               ,-""   `.
                             ,'  _   e )`-._
                            /  ,' `-._<.===-'
                           /  /
                          /  ;
              _          /   ;
 (`._    _.-"" ""--..__,'    |
 <_  `-""                     \
  <`-                          :
   (__   <__.                  ;
     `-.   '-.__.      _.'    /
        \      `-.__,-'    _,'
         `._    ,    /__,-'
            ""._\__,'< <____
                 | |  `----.`.
                 | |        \ `.
                 ; |___      \-``
                 \   --<
                  `.`.<
             hjw    `-'

-joan
--
                 ___
               .'   '.__
              (    o {__)
               \  ._.'              joan stark
        /\      )  (        mailto:spu...@juno.com
       |  ``'"'`    \
       \  {`'-       }           ASCII Art Gallery:
  jgs   '. '-._     /        http://www.ascii-art.com
 ``^^`^`^`^^`^^^``^`^``^```^^^^`^^^`^^^`^`^^^^^``^^^^`^^^^^^^^

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 27 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink
>Message-id: <35e...@nntp2.borg.com>
>Hello Everyone! I could really use the ascii art picture of a duck. 

Here are some newer ones...  I don't think I've posted them before...

                       .--.
                     _/aa  \
                    \__\    |
                       )   (      ,
                      /     `-----'\
                     |       --.   |
                   .-\      --'    /-.
              jgs  `'.-_.-_-,_-._-.-'` 

                    .--.
                   /  aa\_
                  |    /__/
            ,      )   (
           /'-----'     \
           |   .--       |
         .-\    '--      /-.
  jgs    `'-.-_.-_.-_-._-.'`

I'm going to put a "mallard" on my list of 'to-dos'....
-joan
--
                 ___
               .'   '.__
              (    o {__)
               \  ._.'              joan stark
        /\      )  (        mailto:spu...@juno.com
       |  ``'"'`    \
       \  {`'-       }           ASCII Art Gallery:
  jgs   '. '-._     /        http://www.ascii-art.com
 ``^^`^`^`^^`^^^``^`^``^```^^^^`^^^`^^^`^`^^^^^``^^^^`^^^^^^^^

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 28 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink
>Date: Thu, Aug 27, 1998 16:44 EDT
>Message-id: <cxjF1.5$k71...@news01a.micron.net>
>Oops. Sorry. I accidentally leave stuff out sometimes, as a lot of pics I
>have to copy over onto my files myself. My cut and paste thing is screwy.

Is this the same accident that happened to *all* of the centaur pics that you
reposted?
Please, as a courtesy to those who have made the ASCII
pictures, leave initials intact.   Nobody makes a living from
their ASCII art, this is one little way that the creator gets
credit for making the ASCII art. 

-joan
--
                    \ /
           ((^\   -= * =-          joan stark
            \\ \()  / \        spu...@juno.com
             >>/(_.'
            ((/\\              ASCII ART GALLERY:
        jgs    /|          http://www.ascii-art.com
               ``

In article <35E...@online.no>, 
Silja Jensen <dls...@online.no> writes:
>Mallard wrote:
>> 
>> Hello Everyone! I could really use the ascii art picture of a duck. It
>> should fit nicely in my .sig block:
>
>    (@_
> \\\_\
> <____)
>
>I always loved this one. I have no idea who made it tho.

Neil Smith.

-- 
         (@_               _0)                     
      \\\_\                 /_///    _o]//                     
  ____<____)_ ____ __ _____(____>_____(__>___ ____ ___\\\//__\|/__

  beware of quantum ducks, quark quark quark.      [ducks by N Smith]

Mallard wrote:
> 
> Hello Everyone! I could really use the ascii art picture of a duck. It
> should fit nicely in my .sig block:

    (@_
 \\\_\
 <____)

I always loved this one. I have no idea who made it tho.

-Sil
-- 
  ___   _  _ 
 / _ \ / |/ | "Don't go changing, rearranging, hold on to a 
( (_) |- |- |  Love Sensation"
 \__, || || | dls...@online.no
   / / | || | http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Backstage/1231/
  /_/  |_||_| http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Makeup/5769/

N.Smith <N.S...@rhbnc.ac.uk> ASCII art 1 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink
Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine wrote:
> 
> In article <35E...@online.no>,
> Silja Jensen <dls...@online.no> writes:
> >Mallard wrote:
> >>
> >> Hello Everyone! I could really use the ascii art picture of a duck. It
> >> should fit nicely in my .sig block:
> >
> >    (@_
> > \\\_\
> > <____)
> >
> >I always loved this one. I have no idea who made it tho.
> 
> Neil Smith.
> 
> --
>          (@_               _0)
>       \\\_\                 /_///    _o]//
>   ____<____)_ ____ __ _____(____>_____(__>___ ____ ___\\\//__\|/__
> 
>   beware of quantum ducks, quark quark quark.      [ducks by N Smith]


here's the lot (they /were/ supposed to be swans!):

   (o_
\\\_\
<____)    - Standard Swan

   (@_
\\\_\
<____)    Stoned Swan

   (^-
\\\_\
<____)   - Sleeping Swan

   (O_
\\\_\
<____)   - Shocked Swan

   (*_
\\\_\
<____)   - Sozzled Swan

   (o< -Quack!
\\\_\
<____)   - Shouting Swan
        
   (o_ _o)
\\\_\   /_///
<____) (____>   - Swans in love

   _o)
\\\_/
<___)    - Paranoid Swan
      
   (o|
\\\_\
<____)   - Swan after swimming into a wall

   ('-
\\\_\
<____)
                        
   ("-
\\\_\
<____)


   (o_
~~~~~~~~~~  - Sinking Swan  (by D.Hebden)

                 (o_    
  c_     c_   \\\_\    
\\)    \\)    <____)  - Family of swans

In article <35E...@rhbnc.ac.uk>, N.Smith writes:
>here's the lot (they /were/ supposed to be swans!):
>
>   (o_
>\\\_\
><____)    - Standard Swan
>
>   (@_
>\\\_\
><____)    Stoned Swan
>
>   (^-
>\\\_\
><____)   - Sleeping Swan


Here are also Neil's original Penguins, and my extra ones..... 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ORIGINAL PENGUINS posted by Chad J Day,
 created by N.Smith

             (o_         (*_         (O_         (o< -!      (o<)<
             //\         //\         //\         //\         //\
             V_/_        V_/_        V_/_        V_/_        V_/_
   
             standard    drunken     shocked     noisy      penguin
             penguin     penguin     penguin     penguin    eating fish

                                                                   
             _o)                     (o_                     (o|:
             //\         (o_   (o_   //\                     //\:
             U_/_        (/)_  (\)_  V_/_                    U_/:
                                                 
             paranoid    the penguin family                 crashed
             penguin                                        penguin




EXTRA PENGUINS by Dave Bird
                                                  
                          (o/        (o_         (o_.'      (o__o)
               |/~\|      //\        //\.-       //\        //\/\\
             ;O    |      V_/_       V_/_        V_/_       V_/\_V
             \_/\_)""      
             sleeping     snooty     outlaw      smoking    kissing
             penguin      penguin    penguin     penguin    penguins

                           (o_       (o_
                (o_       //(o_      (/)(o_   _o)_0)           _o)(o_
                //\       V_//\         //\   (\)/\\         -./\\//\.-
           ! -> V_/_        V_/_        V_/_    _\_V          _\_VV_/_
    /|\                                                                  
   /_|_\     noisy        piggyback  mother penguins+        duelling
   \ | /   _ penguin#2    penguins   babies in slings        penguins
    \|/   ( )      _._
     '.    U     .'_|_'.       
       '.   '.      |(o_       (o_   (o_         (o_.'        (0_
        {o_   (o_    //\_.___  //|   //\         //\c{}      //\
        (')_  (\)_   V_/_'oo'  V_|_  V__)_       V__)_       V_/_
 
             penguin family    thin  fat         boozy       gawping
                            penguin  penguin     penguin     penguin 
  
                                      (O__
             (o_           (o_        //\          _o)
             //D           //>       //  )         /\\
             V_)_          V_)_      V__/_       @_\_V
             
             dollyparton   madonna   giant       penguin wearing
             penguin       penguin   penguin     persian slippers
                                                                     
                                                  ##        _||_
            (b_   (@_  (6_ _9)  (b_ _d) (p_ _q)   (o_        (o_ 
            //\   //\  //\ /\\  //\ /\\ //\ /\\   //\        //\
            V_/_  V_/_ V_/_\_V  v_/_\_v U_/_\_U   V_/_       V_/_

            penguin                               mohican    tophat
            variants                              penguin    penguin

                                                                               
            (=_            (#_        (o_         ($_        (�_
            //\            //\        //\         //\        //\
            V_/_           V_/_      [ ]/_        V_/_       V_/_

            chinese        black-eye  travelling  greedy     crafty
            penguin        penguin    penguin     penguin    penguin
                                                                       
                             _ _      (o_         (o_
            ~/~A           (o_/ A      |  .        |K
             \//           //\\//     //\ :       //\        //o_
             ~o)           V_/~o)     V_/_:       V_/_       V__)_
             
            upside-down    acrobatic  penguin    bowtie     hunchpenguin
            penguin        penguins   craning    penguin    of notredame
                                                                   
             --            ()                     (o_
             (o_           (o_         (o__        0              (o_
             //\           //\         //\'       //\           _-//$
             V_/_        <-V_/_        V_/_       V_/_         -  V_/_

            angelic        demonic     vampire  frankenstein  superman 
            penguin        penguin     penguin    penguin     penguin 
                                                         
                                                                
            (o_   /       |  /\             #
             |   /        | |__|        (o_ #                  (o_ /\
            //\-X         X--/\\        //\-X    _   _o)       /\\< -)->
            V_/_            _\_V        V_/_   _\_V  //\       \_/_\/
                                                                      
            luke           darthvader  the penguin            robin hood
            skypenguin     penguin     chainsaw massacre      penguin
                                                       
                                            _o)
                    {o_   (O_                =                   o
            (o.  _- //>   //\           [|]-/\\
            (/)_--  U_)_  V_/_             _\_V
  
            penguin bride, groom       penguin                invisible
            and bridesmaid             vicar                  penguin
                                                   
                                         /\
              (o_            (o_        _o)
             //\T       .---//\-..      /\\
            (_)(_)      +(_)--(_)'     _\_V

            penguin on   penguin in    dunce
            a pushbike   a sportscar   penguin
                      
                               
            _o)   (o_(o_(o_(o_  (o_(o_(b_(@_(o_  (0__       
            //\   //\//\//\//\  //\//\//\//\//\  //\           marching
            U_/_  U_/U_/U_/U_/_ U_/V_/V_/U_/U_/_ H__)_         penguins
                                
            ''marching to _    the beat of a different drummer''
                         ( )
                 _        U                        _._   \  O      ___    
                ( )   (o_ `.               O-.      | _._ \/ _>   /   \
           (o_   U     | (o_{o.             \/)     |  |  _[_][_]|     | 
        (o_//\(o_' (@_//\(\)('}.(O_         | (U    |  |  \ |  |  \___/   
        //\U_///\~/~A\V_/_      //\        /|      /|\/|\ ~/|\/|\  /|\      
        U_/_  V_/ \//_)_        V_/_      / /                          
                  ~o)                     ~ ~'''''''band by ejm97'''''''
                  penguin audience
                         
                                          
    _o)(o_    one fine day in the middle of the night  (o_   . 
   -./\\//\.-  two dead men got up to fight            //\.-'  |/~\|
    _\_UU_/_   back to back they faced each other      U_/_    |_ /o:__
    """"""""""     drew their swords & shot each other!""""""""(_/\_/
                         
                             
=======================================================================
 THE EICH-LISTE MOOSES.
                               
                     
 ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^   der einfache Mini-Elch
      (..)         classic mini-Moose
 
 
 v-v-v-@@-v-v-v    trauriger Mini-Elch
      (..)           sad mini-Moose
 
 
 ^-^-^\OO/^-^-^   Mini-Elch mit Brille
      (..)          miniMoose with glasses
 
  
 ^-^-^"@@"^-^-^   weiblicher Mini-Elch, mit Ohrringer
  d   {..}   b     female  miniMoose, with earrings
      
                                                  ##
 ^-^-^-��-^-^-^    Theo Waigel Mini-Elch    ^-^-^-OO-^-^-^
      (..)        Dennis Healey miniMoose        (..)
                                             
                                                   |  
 ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^   vershnupfter Mini-Elch    [in standard ascii
      (.,)       miniMoose with headcold     characters only]
                                                   |
 
 ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^    Mini-Elch raucht Pfeife   ^-^-^-@@-^-;-^ 
      (..)__�     miniMoose smoking a pipe        (..)__u  
   
 
 ^-^-'�'-^-^       Mini-Elch-Baby       Elch-Herde passend:
 
 
 ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^      ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^      ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ 
      (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^
 ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..)
      (..)                (..)                (..) 
 
 
For our Scottish readers: miniMoose & mickeyMoose?
      _  _                 _  _
     ( )( )               ( )( )
 ^-^-^"@@"^-^-^       ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^
  d   {..}   b             (..)
       
                  
                 

============================C=L=A=M=S==================================
                                   
CLAMS, by Xemu
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
[after the traditional "cows" series....]
                                      
    .-.        .-.        .-.        .-.
   / @ '      / U '      / O '      / X '
   \ '::      \ '::      \ '::      \ '::
    '-'        '-'        '-'        '-'
                    
   standard   dozing     amazed     drunken
   clam       clam       clam       clam
             
                     
    .-.        .-.        .-.        .-.
   / # '      / . '      / + '      / � '
   \ '::      \ .::      \ .::      \ .::
    '-'        '-'        '-'        '-'
                     
   black-eye  bored      halfwit    death-stare 
   clam       clam       clam       clam
                
                        
    .-.        .-.        .-.        .-.
   / ! '      / ? '      / = '      / $ '
   \ .::      \ .::      \ .::      \ .::
    '-'        '-'        '-'        '-'
                        
   surprised  puzzled    chinese    registrar 
   clam       clam       clam       clam    
                  
                                      __
    .-.        .-.        .-.        /__\
   / @ o      / @ o      / @ '      / U '
   \ '..      \ .--      \ .::      \ .::
    '-'        '--'       '-##       '-'
                             #
   happy as   clam@2pm    bearded   O.T.clam (with
   a clam     onThursday  clam      bacofoil hat) 
                   
             _
    .-.     | |       .-.                 .-. '.
   / @ /    | |      /o  '               / @ '  ;
   \  <  -< |_|      \@@@@               \ .::=='
    '--\     _        '-'                 '-'
            (_)
    tone40           clam reproducing   clam smoking
    clam             by spores          a Kool  
                    
                        
     .-.              .-.                  .-.
    /[#]=            /[O '                ::' \
    \ .::            \ .::                . @ /
     '-'              '-/                  '-'
                 +-----/--+   
    cool clam    '.__//__.' sea-org      australian
   (in shades)              clam         clam.
              
                    
    .-.   is there an earlier     .-.
   / @ '   /  incident?          ' o \     
   \ .::  __ ___      ___        ;;' /
    '-'  | /|' /|----()__)        '-'    clam auditting
         |/_|_'_|---()__)                a pre-clear
                           
                 
    .-.    are there any overts               
   / 0 '   /  against greenfly?                
   \ .::  __ ___      ___     
    '-'  | /|' /|----()__) (#~#)         clam auditting
         |/_|_'_|---()__)    ^           a tomato
           

              
                    
                 
   Admiral Damien   reviews his navy:
                  
            handle that Ward creep       .---.        .---.
    .-----  /  or it's rice&beans!      /    [O      /    6
   < \\ "(*)                            \   {Ho      \  .::__
    `-----'  .-                          `----'       `---'  \
                                                             _\|
                                                     
    Damien                                Helena    unable_semen Engram
                                                                 
             
                  
    The PR team:
             
     .---.           .--~~--.                .--.
    /   (O          / {'  "P"               {' "�
    \  .::          \  b ':::               \  -=             
     `--##           `--..--'                `--'
         #
           Milne      Cory (note ear-ring)    Vera
             
                 
             
            
                    
    They've gone on vacation & left the kids in charge of handling ARS:
            
              
                       .-~1O                 .-~~b.
      <3'             <  '::                <   .--
                       `~~~~                 `"""""
                     
     Mikey, age3      Saussage, age 10       Ester no-hope
           
           

              
MicroClams(clamspores):   <@(*)>   <@_=
           
double plate shown:       <E" <F"   <K"  <3'  <B"  <{"  <-"  <="  <--"
      
top plate shown:          <^"  <~"        bottom plate shown <_"  <~_"
            
sideways:                 closed (|)      open {:}     bearded #{:}#
                                                                ###
front view   .~@@~.       back view  _-~~-_
              '--'                    ~--~
            
              
  
  _________________Clams on PushBikes__________________________
   

     <^",   <=@>r     <~'t       <_@;           <^`f 
    (_)(_)  (_)(_)   (X)(X)     (+)(+)         (~)(~)
  """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
            
            
                                            Clambed CHEEE-ARGE!
                                              /
                                       .-----. 
   <3' <K"   <B`  <_�   <=@>   <^"    < \\ "(*)
                    \                  `-----'
                    but admiral,
                 we're already charging
                    $150 an hour!
            

              
                    
  ================ CLAM JOKES Part 1 ===================================
            

  TWO CLAMS, lost in the middle of the desert...
                  
  quick, how much money
 have you got in your wallet?     $7500---but why??
                  /                   \   
             <K'                         'Z>
   ..............\................................................
                  \
   now just think of a course that costs $7500,
    and the registrar will find us within 15 minutes
            

        
           
       how many clams does it take to change a lightbulb?
          /
       <=@>       "^> 
                /
    none: the lightbulb must find $80,000 dollars to become clear,
    then it will have the selfdeterminism to change itself.        
        
          
           
        why do clams never have      coz they chucked the little doggie
        all 4 players at monopoly?    in the pool!
          /                              \
      <3'                               <(*)@>
          
           
            
    Clamz meets snaylz
             
               I may move slowly            by applying the teknology
              but I get to see the world     of LRon Hubbub I have 
                       \                              /  learned to be
     _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ____@/                   '==>      stuck on a
                                                         rock and go
                                                           nowhere
      

             
   LRon Hubbub public relations teknology
   (1)              (2)               (3)
       .-~~-.            .-~~-.             .-~~-.   ;
      <  ..@  .-        <  ..@  .          <  ..@  .-
       '-..-|            '-..-|  :          '-..-|
            |____             |____              |__ _
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~-~~
     [ clam,               BLAM,           thank you mam!  ]
             
            
            
       ____      ____
      (    )    (    )
      _\  /_    _\  /_      .--.
     <_@..@_>  <_d..d_>   <\____/>
       ~--~      ~--~       ~--~
       /                       \
  So Damien's                   Zzzzz
 not going to be deposed
 for a while -- at least,
 not until after he's
  given evidence. 
          
           
          
    --------------------------------
     
     _.-@~@-._    _.-0~0-._
      '-...-'     ~.-   -.~
                  (       )
       /           '-...-'
      /                    \
 What's with           Damien sent him a sicilian message:
  judge whyte?           a parcel with a dogfish in it.
         
      -----------------------------------------
          
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  //\c{}   /\\   //\   Y U <\\   //D /\\ _O)  [fish saloon--all sorts of
  V__)_:::_\_U:::V_/_::::^:::::::V_)_\_V_(\)::::::::::::fish sold here]
  http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/art/   penguins.html

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 9 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink
>Message-id: <VGJ...@xemu.demon.co.uk>

I can't quite remember if I posted this one or not....

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