Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 3 Jan 1997.
Spammer's Spotlite #1
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· 8 messages · 3 Jan 1997 - 9 Jan 1997
First in a series! Collect them all!
!
T ....Well-l-l-l-!
O _._
O . (_{}) ...Blow me down..Sweet Pea!
T. . .\__\
\|/c- o that's not me spinach...
U--=U-
(_,_) ...it's SPAM! ...Uk Uk Uk Uk...
^_(/\)_^
/\ o /\ /\
/ /| o |\ \ |/\|
< \| o |/ > |\/|
\ W\ o | W/ ******/ YUK!
\ \_o_| \ ========= /
)))) )))) | /| ~
| | | |______/| c")@/\ __
____\ @ @__________| SPAM /|__________~/ \____.
/ _/ /_ |_______| \ \/ ) \___..
/ /( ) ) | /| =(/ /( / ____)/D;
==-=== == ========= =( /--\______)/D;
_______________________________________
This weeks spotlite is on Joseph "Joe" Doll of "www.joes.com".
Let's give him a big round of applause. Joe feels it's ok to
SPAM people as long as you're witty on your delivery.
My favorite quote from my personal slice of Joseph's SPAM:
"If you wish to be removed from my email list, Sorry,
no can do. The net is a free for all and if you don't
like this email, simply delete it from your inbox. "
So Joe, thanks for the SPAM. I'm sure everyone would like
some too. Let's all make the net a happy greasy place.
This weeks; "Spammer's Spotlite" is on you Joe!
_______________________________________
Chris from:
,
((. /)) /\
((_ ye/_))eam \\_entral
http://home.earthlink.net/~eyebeam/
"Nothing computes anymore, Will Robinson!"
gd2...@aol.com wrote: > > In article <32C...@earthlink.net>, Christopher Fenn > <eye...@earthlink.net> writes: > > >Subject: Spammer's Spotlite #1 > >From: Christopher Fenn <eye...@earthlink.net> > >Date: Fri, 03 Jan 1997 18:45:38 +0100 > > > >First in a series! Collect them all! > > > > > > ! > > T ....Well-l-l-l-! > > O _._ > > O . (_{}) ...Blow me down..Sweet Pea! > > T. . .\__\ > > \|/c- o that's not me spinach... > > U--=U- > > (_,_) ...it's SPAM! ...Uk Uk Uk Uk... > > ^_(/\)_^ > > /\ o /\ /\ > > / /| o |\ \ |/\| > > < \| o |/ > |\/| > > \ W\ o | W/ ******/ YUK! > > \ \_o_| \ ========= / > > )))) )))) | /| ~ > > | | | |______/| c")@/\ __ > >____\ @ @__________| SPAM /|__________~/ \____. > > / _/ /_ |_______| \ \/ ) \___.. > > / /( ) ) | /| =(/ /( / ____)/D; > > ==-=== == ========= =( /--\______)/D; > > > > > >_______________________________________ > >This weeks spotlite is on Joseph "Joe" Doll of "www.joes.com". > > > >Let's give him a big round of applause. Joe feels it's ok to > >SPAM people as long as you're witty on your delivery. > > > >My favorite quote from my personal slice of Joseph's SPAM: > > > >"If you wish to be removed from my email list, Sorry, > >no can do. The net is a free for all and if you don't > >like this email, simply delete it from your inbox. " > > > >So Joe, thanks for the SPAM. I'm sure everyone would like > >some too. Let's all make the net a happy greasy place. > > > >This weeks; "Spammer's Spotlite" is on you Joe! > >_______________________________________ > > > > Chris from: > > , > > ((. /)) /\ > > ((_ ye/_))eam \\_entral > > > > http://home.earthlink.net/~eyebeam/ > > "Nothing computes anymore, Will Robinson!" > > > > > Great concept! > Hoorahs to you, and a tip-o-the-hat! Can't wait for No.2!! > gd2...@aol.com > > **************** > "Happiness is a Warm Guppy" ^..^ > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ><> 0 Thanks my friend, however I was just informed that Joseph "Joe" Doll of "www.joes.com" is the victim of a massive revenge SPAM. And it was *not* he that sent the original Spam-O Gram. My appollogies Joe! I didn't mean to rub salt in. However there will be more to the collection soon. This makes #1 "Spammer's Spotlite" a collecters item <g>. Again Joe... Sorry! Chris from: , ((. /)) /\ ((_ ye/_))eam \\_entral http://home.earthlink.net/~eyebeam/ "Nothing computes anymore, Will Robinson!"
yeah, yeah, but is there still any chance of a cat sig? Sam. On Sat, 4 Jan 1997, at 00:04:11, Christopher Fenn <eye...@earthlink.net> wrote >gd2...@aol.com wrote: >> >> In article <32C...@earthlink.net>, Christopher Fenn >> <eye...@earthlink.net> writes: >> >> >Subject: Spammer's Spotlite #1 >> >From: Christopher Fenn <eye...@earthlink.net> >> >Date: Fri, 03 Jan 1997 18:45:38 +0100 >> > >> >First in a series! Collect them all! >> > >> > >> > ! >> > T ....Well-l-l-l-! >> > O _._ >> > O . (_{}) ...Blow me down..Sweet Pea! >> > T. . .\__\ >> > \|/c- o that's not me spinach... >> > U--=U- >> > (_,_) ...it's SPAM! ...Uk Uk Uk Uk... >> > ^_(/\)_^ >> > /\ o /\ /\ >> > / /| o |\ \ |/\| >> > < \| o |/ > |\/| >> > \ W\ o | W/ ******/ YUK! >> > \ \_o_| \ ========= / >> > )))) )))) | /| ~ >> > | | | |______/| c")@/\ __ >> >____\ @ @__________| SPAM /|__________~/ \____. >> > / _/ /_ |_______| \ \/ ) \___.. >> > / /( ) ) | /| =(/ /( / ____)/D; >> > ==-=== == ========= =( /--\______)/D; >> > >> > >> >_______________________________________ >> >This weeks spotlite is on Joseph "Joe" Doll of "www.joes.com". >> > >> >Let's give him a big round of applause. Joe feels it's ok to >> >SPAM people as long as you're witty on your delivery. >> > >> >My favorite quote from my personal slice of Joseph's SPAM: >> > >> >"If you wish to be removed from my email list, Sorry, >> >no can do. The net is a free for all and if you don't >> >like this email, simply delete it from your inbox. " >> > >> >So Joe, thanks for the SPAM. I'm sure everyone would like >> >some too. Let's all make the net a happy greasy place. >> > >> >This weeks; "Spammer's Spotlite" is on you Joe! >> >_______________________________________ >> > >> > Chris from: >> > , >> > ((. /)) /\ >> > ((_ ye/_))eam \\_entral >> > >> > http://home.earthlink.net/~eyebeam/ >> > "Nothing computes anymore, Will Robinson!" >> > >> > >> Great concept! >> Hoorahs to you, and a tip-o-the-hat! Can't wait for No.2!! >> gd2...@aol.com >> >> **************** >> "Happiness is a Warm Guppy" ^..^ >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ><> 0 > > >Thanks my friend, however I was just informed that >Joseph "Joe" Doll of "www.joes.com" is the victim >of a massive revenge SPAM. And it was *not* he >that sent the original Spam-O Gram. > >My appollogies Joe! I didn't mean to rub salt in. > >However there will be more to the collection soon. >This makes #1 "Spammer's Spotlite" a collecters item <g>. > >Again Joe... Sorry! > > Chris from: > , > ((. /)) /\ > ((_ ye/_))eam \\_entral > > http://home.earthlink.net/~eyebeam/ > "Nothing computes anymore, Will Robinson!" -- samantha
In article <32C...@earthlink.net>, Christopher Fenn <eye...@earthlink.net> writes: >Subject: Spammer's Spotlite #1 >From: Christopher Fenn <eye...@earthlink.net> >Date: Fri, 03 Jan 1997 18:45:38 +0100 > >First in a series! Collect them all! > > > ! > T ....Well-l-l-l-! > O _._ > O . (_{}) ...Blow me down..Sweet Pea! > T. . .\__\ > \|/c- o that's not me spinach... > U--=U- > (_,_) ...it's SPAM! ...Uk Uk Uk Uk... > ^_(/\)_^ > /\ o /\ /\ > / /| o |\ \ |/\| > < \| o |/ > |\/| > \ W\ o | W/ ******/ YUK! > \ \_o_| \ ========= / > )))) )))) | /| ~ > | | | |______/| c")@/\ __ >____\ @ @__________| SPAM /|__________~/ \____. > / _/ /_ |_______| \ \/ ) \___.. > / /( ) ) | /| =(/ /( / ____)/D; > ==-=== == ========= =( /--\______)/D; > > >_______________________________________ >This weeks spotlite is on Joseph "Joe" Doll of "www.joes.com". > >Let's give him a big round of applause. Joe feels it's ok to >SPAM people as long as you're witty on your delivery. > >My favorite quote from my personal slice of Joseph's SPAM: > >"If you wish to be removed from my email list, Sorry, >no can do. The net is a free for all and if you don't >like this email, simply delete it from your inbox. " > >So Joe, thanks for the SPAM. I'm sure everyone would like >some too. Let's all make the net a happy greasy place. > >This weeks; "Spammer's Spotlite" is on you Joe! >_______________________________________ > > Chris from: > , > ((. /)) /\ > ((_ ye/_))eam \\_entral > > http://home.earthlink.net/~eyebeam/ > "Nothing computes anymore, Will Robinson!" > > Great concept! Hoorahs to you, and a tip-o-the-hat! Can't wait for No.2!! gd2...@aol.com **************** "Happiness is a Warm Guppy" ^..^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ><> 0
gd2...@aol.com wrote: >In article <32C...@earthlink.net>, Christopher Fenn ><eye...@earthlink.net> writes: > >>Subject: Spammer's Spotlite #1 >>From: Christopher Fenn <eye...@earthlink.net> >>Date: Fri, 03 Jan 1997 18:45:38 +0100 >> >>First in a series! Collect them all! >> >> >> ! >> T ....Well-l-l-l-! >> O _._ >> O . (_{}) ...Blow me down..Sweet Pea! >> T. . .\__\ >> \|/c- o that's not me spinach... >> U--=U- >> (_,_) ...it's SPAM! ...Uk Uk Uk Uk... >> ^_(/\)_^ >> /\ o /\ /\ >> / /| o |\ \ |/\| >> < \| o |/ > |\/| >> \ W\ o | W/ ******/ YUK! >> \ \_o_| \ ========= / >> )))) )))) | /| ~ >> | | | |______/| c")@/\ __ >>____\ @ @__________| SPAM /|__________~/ \____. >> / _/ /_ |_______| \ \/ ) \___.. >> / /( ) ) | /| =(/ /( / ____)/D; >> ==-=== == ========= =( /--\______)/D; >> >> >>_______________________________________ >>This weeks spotlite is on Joseph "Joe" Doll of "www.joes.com". >> >>Let's give him a big round of applause. Joe feels it's ok to >>SPAM people as long as you're witty on your delivery. >> >>My favorite quote from my personal slice of Joseph's SPAM: >> >>"If you wish to be removed from my email list, Sorry, >>no can do. The net is a free for all and if you don't >>like this email, simply delete it from your inbox. " >> >>So Joe, thanks for the SPAM. I'm sure everyone would like >>some too. Let's all make the net a happy greasy place. >> >>This weeks; "Spammer's Spotlite" is on you Joe! >>_______________________________________ >> >> Chris from: >> , >> ((. /)) /\ >> ((_ ye/_))eam \\_entral >> >> http://home.earthlink.net/~eyebeam/ >> "Nothing computes anymore, Will Robinson!" >> >Great concept! >Hoorahs to you, and a tip-o-the-hat! Can't wait for No.2!! >gd2...@aol.com Unfortunately this spam was a forgery done for revenge by the real spammer and the responses have caused Joe Doll to close his site. Be very careful of these inflammatory spams they are often forgeries intended to cause real trouble for the person being forged. Bye,
Colin Douthwaite wrote: > > gd2...@aol.com wrote: > >In article <32C...@earthlink.net>, Christopher Fenn > ><eye...@earthlink.net> writes: > > > >>Subject: Spammer's Spotlite #1 > >>From: Christopher Fenn <eye...@earthlink.net> > >>Date: Fri, 03 Jan 1997 18:45:38 +0100 > >> > >>First in a series! Collect them all! > >> > >> > >> ! > >> T ....Well-l-l-l-! > >> O _._ > >> O . (_{}) ...Blow me down..Sweet Pea! > >> T. . .\__\ > >> \|/c- o that's not me spinach... > >> U--=U- > >> (_,_) ...it's SPAM! ...Uk Uk Uk Uk... > >> ^_(/\)_^ > >> /\ o /\ /\ > >> / /| o |\ \ |/\| > >> < \| o |/ > |\/| > >> \ W\ o | W/ ******/ YUK! > >> \ \_o_| \ ========= / > >> )))) )))) | /| ~ > >> | | | |______/| c")@/\ __ > >>____\ @ @__________| SPAM /|__________~/ \____. > >> / _/ /_ |_______| \ \/ ) \___.. > >> / /( ) ) | /| =(/ /( / ____)/D; > >> ==-=== == ========= =( /--\______)/D; > >> > >> > >>_______________________________________ > >>This weeks spotlite is on Joseph "Joe" Doll of "www.joes.com". > >> > >>Let's give him a big round of applause. Joe feels it's ok to > >>SPAM people as long as you're witty on your delivery. > >> > >>My favorite quote from my personal slice of Joseph's SPAM: > >> > >>"If you wish to be removed from my email list, Sorry, > >>no can do. The net is a free for all and if you don't > >>like this email, simply delete it from your inbox. " > >> > >>So Joe, thanks for the SPAM. I'm sure everyone would like > >>some too. Let's all make the net a happy greasy place. > >> > >>This weeks; "Spammer's Spotlite" is on you Joe! > >>_______________________________________ > >> > >> Chris from: > >> , > >> ((. /)) /\ > >> ((_ ye/_))eam \\_entral > >> > >> http://home.earthlink.net/~eyebeam/ > >> "Nothing computes anymore, Will Robinson!" > >> > > >Great concept! > >Hoorahs to you, and a tip-o-the-hat! Can't wait for No.2!! > >gd2...@aol.com > > Unfortunately this spam was a forgery done for revenge by the real > spammer and the responses have caused Joe Doll to close his site. > > Be very careful of these inflammatory spams they are often forgeries > intended to cause real trouble for the person being forged. > > Bye, Colin, Joe Doll closed his site because of the "forger", not because of my little ASCII cartoon to make fun of spammers. My next post was an apology to Joe. I can find somewhere else to post my "Spammer's Spotlite" __________ All the best, | Nothing | Chris | Computes | | Anymore, | \/\ | Will |/ \/ ____ / Robinson! |\/ / (#xxx#)----------- \/\/ \ \/ === /' \/ \/ /---\ \/_/ '\/\' __!!!__ / ^ [])))))) ::: (((((([] ____/\/________| .o. |_______\/\___ /\/ |______| ____ /\/\ /\/\ IIHHII ---- / ^ /\ / /\ IIHHII ---- /\ \ \ ^ ///////\--- / ^ /\ /\ /______\/) ^ (__(___(/ http://home.earthlink.net/~eyebeam/
Jeremy J. Olson wrote: <snip> > } Be very careful of these inflammatory spams they are often forgeries > } intended to cause real trouble for the person being forged. > > See: alt.lets.kill.yuri.rutman > > I recently saw this new NG pop up and posted asking who Yuri Rutman is. > Someone wrote back saying he was the forger of the Joes.com (and another > minoxidil <sp?> spam). > > Jeremy J. Olson <ols...@ici.net> > \ / http://www.ici.net/cust_pages/olson/olson.html > U > /O\ Mors ad Spammers! Thanks for the scoop Jeremy! Chris from: , ((. /)) /\ ((_ ye/_))eam \\_entral http://home.earthlink.net/~eyebeam/ "Big Brother,is there a bigger one watching you? Or is there one smaller, who I should be watching too?" Jon Anderson-METROPOLIS
In article <5avklp$3b...@orm.southern.co.nz>, cfb...@southern.co.nz (Colin
Douthwaite) wrote:
} gd2...@aol.com wrote:
} >In article <32C...@earthlink.net>, Christopher Fenn
} ><eye...@earthlink.net> writes:
} >
} >>Subject: Spammer's Spotlite #1
} >>From: Christopher Fenn <eye...@earthlink.net>
} >>Date: Fri, 03 Jan 1997 18:45:38 +0100
} >>
} >>First in a series! Collect them all!
[snipping for brevity]
} >Great concept!
} >Hoorahs to you, and a tip-o-the-hat! Can't wait for No.2!!
} >gd2...@aol.com
}
}
} Unfortunately this spam was a forgery done for revenge by the real
} spammer and the responses have caused Joe Doll to close his site.
}
} Be very careful of these inflammatory spams they are often forgeries
} intended to cause real trouble for the person being forged.
See: alt.lets.kill.yuri.rutman
I recently saw this new NG pop up and posted asking who Yuri Rutman is.
Someone wrote back saying he was the forger of the Joes.com (and another
minoxidil <sp?> spam).
Jeremy J. Olson <ols...@ici.net>
\ / http://www.ici.net/cust_pages/olson/olson.html
U
/O\ Mors ad Spammers!
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