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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 4 Jul 2003.
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Nerd Boy, episode 403

Nerd Boy, episode 403

alt.ascii-art · 9 messages · 4 Jul 2003 - 8 Jul 2003
Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 4 Jul 2003 14:24 · permalink
      What the heck          It's a machine that
      is that thing?           can do anything!
                  ` __               `           ______
                   #..                OO        / /__\ \
                   .)|.              .||-     `( ([__]) )
          _________ || ______________ dd ______ \_\__/_/ _


 Can it make an unstoppable
force and an unmovable object?      Of course!
                  ` __                      `    ______
                   #..                      OO  / /__\ \
                   .)|.                    //-,( ([__]) )
          _________ || ___________________ bb _ \_\__/_/ _


DUE TO THE PARADOX, THE UNIVERSE UNRAVELED...
                __                               ______
               #oo                       OO     ///||\\\
                   \\  _               //     ,((((()))))
  _ _        ___ __ __\ __ _     __ bb ______ _ \\\||/// ____    _ _ _


...AND WAS RESET TO LAST TUESDAY.
                                      *Go go Power Rangers!*
                                          |        \
                                         ,         ,--.
                            ,--------- OO -.       | \ \
                            |`-._____-((- __`-.    +-+-+
                          jg|__|______ bb ___|| __ | | | ____________


----
This strip is both late and weird. The reason for both is that I have
a fever. I've had plenty of time to think about the strip, but only felt
well enough just now to sit down and actually make it.

-- 
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

Joaquim G�ndara schreef

> DUE TO THE PARADOX, THE UNIVERSE UNRAVELED...
> ...AND WAS RESET TO LAST TUESDAY.

roflol!!
-- 
Dennis K.
 The best vitamin for making friends....B1.

Timofei Shatrov <gru...@mail.ru> ASCII art 4 Jul 2003 17:31 · permalink
On Fri, 4 Jul 2003 16:24:04 +0200, "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> tried to
confuse everyone with this message:

>
>      What the heck          It's a machine that
>      is that thing?           can do anything!
>                  ` __               `           ______
>                   #..                OO        / /__\ \
>                   .)|.              .||-     `( ([__]) )
>          _________ || ______________ dd ______ \_\__/_/ _
>
>
> Can it make an unstoppable
>force and an unmovable object?      Of course!
>                  ` __                      `    ______
>                   #..                      OO  / /__\ \
>                   .)|.                    //-,( ([__]) )
>          _________ || ___________________ bb _ \_\__/_/ _
>
>
>DUE TO THE PARADOX, THE UNIVERSE UNRAVELED...

Hofstadter stuff again? Maybe not...
I love weird stuff :)

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"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in news:be42ml$10383$1@ID-
102694.news.dfncis.de:

> This strip is both late and weird. The reason for both is that I have
> a fever. I've had plenty of time to think about the strip, but only felt
> well enough just now to sit down and actually make it.

gws

-- 
                                ABCGi
                 http://users.bigpond.net.au/abcgi 
 "Life is mostly froth and bubble,  Two things stand like stone,
  Kindness in another's trouble,    And courage in your own." - ALG

"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message news:<be42ml$10383$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de>...
> What the heck          It's a machine that
>       is that thing?           can do anything!
>                   ` __               `           ______
>                    #..                OO        / /__\ \
>                    .)|.              .||-     `( ([__]) )
>           _________ || ______________ dd ______ \_\__/_/ _
> 
> 
>  Can it make an unstoppable
> force and an unmovable object?      Of course!
>                   ` __                      `    ______
>                    #..                      OO  / /__\ \
>                    .)|.                    //-,( ([__]) )
>           _________ || ___________________ bb _ \_\__/_/ _
> 
> 
> DUE TO THE PARADOX, THE UNIVERSE UNRAVELED...
>                 __                               ______
>                #oo                       OO     ///||\\\
>                    \\  _               //     ,((((()))))
>   _ _        ___ __ __\ __ _     __ bb ______ _ \\\||/// ____    _ _ _
> 
> 
> ...AND WAS RESET TO LAST TUESDAY.
>                                       *Go go Power Rangers!*
>                                           |        \
>                                          ,         ,--.
>                             ,--------- OO -.       | \ \
>                             |`-._____-((- __`-.    +-+-+
>                           jg|__|______ bb ___|| __ | | | ____________
> 
> 
> ----
> This strip is both late and weird. The reason for both is that I have
> a fever. I've had plenty of time to think about the strip, but only felt
> well enough just now to sit down and actually make it.


Keep writing....cuz you might be onto something...

Wasn't writing while having a fever how the Mormon faith was started?

Colonel CC Hack <col...@yahoo.com> ASCII art 8 Jul 2003 07:38 · permalink
"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message news:<be42ml$10383$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de>...
> What the heck          It's a machine that
>       is that thing?           can do anything!
>                   ` __               `           ______
>                    #..                OO        / /__\ \
>                    .)|.              .||-     `( ([__]) )
>           _________ || ______________ dd ______ \_\__/_/ _
> 
This is like a machine from the rivalry of the constructors Trurl and
Klapaucius in the "Cyberiad" by Sanislaw Lem.One builts a machine that
can make anything and the other challenge it to make NOTHING which it
does, almost destroyingeverything...


.                 __
.               >|__>
.     _          
.    / \
.   (_0_)
.   [_H_]        (0)/    (D       |::==
.  /  H  \      -[=]    []|-\     |====
. -   -   -      / \     |\  b    |

[no. not *that* kind of LEM! but I needed an obascii]

> "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
> news:be42ml$10383$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de...
>
>       What the heck          It's a machine that
>       is that thing?           can do anything!
>                   ` __               `           ______
>                    #..                OO        / /__\ \
>                    .)|.              .||-     `( ([__]) )
>           _________ || ______________ dd ______ \_\__/_/ _
>



.. and all it needs is a REALLY hot cup of tea.

Anyone get that reference?

-- 
AZC

Harry Mason <spa...@no.spam> ASCII art 8 Jul 2003 12:39 · permalink
Andrew Z Carpenter [Newsgroup Groupie] wrote:
> "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote:
>>
>>       What the heck          It's a machine that
>>       is that thing?           can do anything!
>>                   ` __               `           ______
>>                    #..                OO        / /__\ \
>>                    .)|.              .||-     `( ([__]) )
>>           _________ || ______________ dd ______ \_\__/_/ _
>>
> .. and all it needs is a REALLY hot cup of tea.
> 
> Anyone get that reference?

Everybody, I hope.

   |           |   
       |      |  | 
  | |   |       |  
      ___     _%%%_
  \,-' '_|    \___/
  /""----'         


Here's an old one:
       _,------._     _,------._       
    ,-'          `---'          `-.    
  ,'                               `.  
 /           )\/(   ) (              \ 
|          /(())))(( ) )/(/(          |
|       ) )( WE APOLOGISE ) )((       |
|      ( FOR THE INCONVENIENCE )      |
 \                                   / 
  `.                               ,'  
    `-._        _,---._        _,-'    
     hjm`------'       `------'        

-- 
|  Harry Mason  | .------------. |    .___,    |"Whatever you do will be |
| University of | |  hjm200 @  | | ___('v')___ | insignificant. However, |
|  Southampton  | | zepler.net | | `"-\._./-"' | it is vitally important |
|    England    | '------------' | hjm ^ ^     | that you do it." Gandhi |

Harry Mason wrote:
> Andrew Z Carpenter [Newsgroup Groupie] wrote:
> 
>>.. and all it needs is a REALLY hot cup of tea.
>>
>>Anyone get that reference?
> 
> Everybody, I hope.
> 
>    |           |   
>        |      |  | 
>   | |   |       |  
>       ___     _%%%_
>   \,-' '_|    \___/
>   /""----'         

  "...Round!.." "Oh no. Not again."

> Diddle: 
>        _,------._     _,------._       
>     ,-'          `---'          `-.    
>   ,'                               `.  
>  /           )\/(   ) (              \ 
> |          /(())))(( ) )/(/(          |
> |       ) )( GO AND STICK ) )((       |
> |      (  YOUR HEAD IN A PIG!  )      |
>  \                                   / 
>   `.                               ,'  
>     `-._        _,---._        _,-'    
>      hjm`------'       `------'

:)

Carl

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