Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 30 Jan 2005.
Maija and Joris
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 30 Jan 2005
Hello, Maija. What would
you like to drink?
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aa '-' |\/ b'ger
I don't know. I've never
been in a bar before.
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Oh. Well, in that case,
I'll order for you.
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Bartender, bring this
girl a 'zombie.'
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Uhhh...isn't that a bit too
strong for her first time?
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Maija is Finnish. It takes a lot of
alcohol to get a Finn loosened up.
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