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INSOMNIA pt. 6

INSOMNIA pt. 6

alt.ascii-art · 7 messages · 22 Nov 2001 - 23 Nov 2001
"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> ASCII art 22 Nov 2001 18:28 · permalink · report
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 AT LASTY'S PLACE |
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                              *RRRING*
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  -================================================================-
                                             *BEEEP*
                        ,--------------------------------------.
                       .   YOU HAVE REACHED HACKER'S HOTLINE    .
                       ' CHOOSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING OPTIONS... '
                        `--------------------------------------'
                               ,---------------------.  \          __
                              . DOWNLOAD VIRUS PACKET .  \        |  "
                              ' X302 DELTA  ALL PARTS '   `._____ |
                               `---------------------'            |
                  *DEED*       _        /                         |
                    *DEEED*_.-(_)  ___,'                          |
               _____      (     |\__                       _____  |___
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  -================================================================-
 BACK IN JAIL |
--------------'           ___________________
                         | ,---------------. |
                         | | PROGRESS  63% | |
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                            ,--------------------------.
                           ,  LISTEN I NEED THE VIRUS   .
                           |  TO MATERIALIZE SO IT CAN  |
                           |   DESTROY THE METAL BARS   |
                           |  AND WE ARE FREE... IT'S   |
                           |     JUST THAT IT CAN'T     |
                           '   MATERIALIZE BY ITSELF    '`.
                            `--------------------------'   \
                                           ,---------------------.
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                              |   I HAVE RETURNED!     |   /       ||
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  -================================================================-



                                  HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
                                   MISTER EVIL VIRUS!
                                              `
                                               OO___
                                              /\/.
           ,-------------------------.         < \
           | WHAT? SUPERNERD? HERE?! |
           `-------------------------'
                               \       \/
                                \___  (oO)
                                       vv
                                       LL
  -================================================================-


                                          /
                                *SWOOP* /  /

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  -================================================================-

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                        (oO)_  -_'"- ( ,.    -    ##___
                        .vv        `" `-`   - _   -\/-
                         LL                _ -    //
  -================================================================-
                           ,----------------------------------------.
                           | AND NOW... I WILL FINISH YOU OFF WITH  |
                           | MY DEATH RAY! WITH YOU OUT OF THE WAY, |
                           | I CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD! MUAHAHAAAH! |
                           `----------------------------------------'
                                            \     \/
                                             \__ (oO)_,((-
                                                  vv  '      ##___
                                                  LL       __|/.
  -================================================================-


                                                    /
                                                  \   *UPPERCUT!*
                                                 (xX)
                                                   vv  \OO___
                                                   //   \/
                                                         \\

  -================================================================-



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           '                                `-----------------'
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  -================================================================-

        _|_ _    |_  _     _  _ __ _|_ o __     _  _|
         |_(_)   |_)(/_   (_ (_)| | |_ | | ||_|(/_(_| o  o  o


  -================================================================-




---
are they lost? where did supernerd go? how can an undead die? what
will they do about the guard?

this and more in INSOMNIA part 7!
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MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> ASCII art 22 Nov 2001 18:42 · permalink · report
On Thu, 22 Nov 2001 19:28:35 +0100, "Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <las...@lastfuture.de>
wrote:


>      (                 ,---------------------. / ,_||_\  |_| ||
>       )               . I DON'T BELIEVE THAT  .  | /> )  | / >|
>                       | THE LITTLE SOMETHING  |  | \) '  |  \)|
>          (            | JUST KILLED OUR ONLY  |  |,  |   |,   |
>     nobody            | CHANCE TO GET OUT OF  |  ||  |   ||   |
>   apprechiates me     '        HERE!!         '  ||  |   ||   |
>           ,            `---------------------'   ||  |   ||   |
>.      OO___                                      ||  |   ||   |
> `-._   \/                                        ||__|   <<___>
>_____`-./|_                                     ,','___|(_(____|
>  -================================================================-
>

>are they lost? where did supernerd go? how can an undead die? what
>will they do about the guard?
>
>this and more in INSOMNIA part 7!


hahaha too funny

I cant wait for part 7!


ObASCII 

        O
      <(S)> 
       / \
     _/   \_

  Super Stickman

now hurry and make #7 so I can read it when I come back from
dinner at my folks,,, oh yeah, PLEASE!




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>                                         ,-----------./  | ,'/   | | ||
>                                        . HE LOOKS... .  |/|||   | | ||
>                                        '   DEAD..    ' .'_||_\  |_| ||
>                         ,---------------------------. / | /> )  | / >|
>                        ( DON'T TELL ME HE.. OH NO!!! )  | \) '  |  \)|
>                         `---------------------------'   |,  |   |,   |
>                                                         ||  |   ||   |
>          _           ,    .                             ||  |   ||   |
>       .'|||,|   ___            `                        ||  |   ||   |
>      |  |||  |-' ) )"'.     '*GLITTER*                  ||  |   ||   |
>       :. | _.'.        `-._      ^    __                ||__|   <<___>
>        `.'"    `-._________`-._ _   |___)             ,','___|(_(____|
>   -================================================================-

You killed Joaqium !! -- You bastard!

"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> 22 Nov 2001 20:00 · permalink · report
On Thu, 22 Nov 2001 20:53:35 +0100, "CeeJay"
<use...@ceejay.cjb.NOSPAMnet> wrote:

>>   -================================================================-
>>                                         ,-----------./  | ,'/   | | ||
>>                                        . HE LOOKS... .  |/|||   | | ||
>>                                        '   DEAD..    ' .'_||_\  |_| ||
>>                         ,---------------------------. / | /> )  | / >|
>>                        ( DON'T TELL ME HE.. OH NO!!! )  | \) '  |  \)|
>>                         `---------------------------'   |,  |   |,   |
>>                                                         ||  |   ||   |
>>          _           ,    .                             ||  |   ||   |
>>       .'|||,|   ___            `                        ||  |   ||   |
>>      |  |||  |-' ) )"'.     '*GLITTER*                  ||  |   ||   |
>>       :. | _.'.        `-._      ^    __                ||__|   <<___>
>>        `.'"    `-._________`-._ _   |___)             ,','___|(_(____|
>>   -================================================================-
>
>You killed Joaqium !! -- You bastard!

he was fine with that -lol-

Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> ASCII art 23 Nov 2001 01:14 · permalink · report
bonjour Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt, je suis un robot!
>                             *SWISH*
>                         \/         - ,    *BLAM*
>                        (oO)_  -_'"- ( ,.    -    ##___
>                        .vv        `" `-`   - _   -\/-
>                         LL                _ -    //
>  -================================================================-


                             *SWISH*               Oh no!
                         \/         .- __   Flaming skull attack!
                        (oO)_  -._'"- ( ,.       O-O-___
                        .vv        `"  `-`         -\/-
                         LL                        //
  -================================================================-
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|    ='-     \=~_) ;  .\ ~^~~^~   ` (_~_/        `'--'`  `~~~~)_)=\_\-.(
|             -'=      .\    ~^~    ~^~~^~
ICQ:11367619 EMAIL:bateau:-)jupiter-io.net WEB:http://tyrian2000.cjb.net

"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> ASCII art 23 Nov 2001 01:40 · permalink · report
On Fri, 23 Nov 2001 09:14:22 +0800, Bateau
<Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> wrote:

>bonjour Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt, je suis un robot!
>>                             *SWISH*
>>                         \/         - ,    *BLAM*
>>                        (oO)_  -_'"- ( ,.    -    ##___
>>                        .vv        `" `-`   - _   -\/-
>>                         LL                _ -    //
>>  -================================================================-
>
>
>                             *SWISH*               Oh no!
>                         \/         .- __   Flaming skull attack!
>                        (oO)_  -._'"- ( ,.       O-O-___
>                        .vv        `"  `-`         -\/-
>                         LL                        //
>  -================================================================-

-lol- may i claim this skull-diddle for my sig?

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bonjour Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt, je suis un robot!
>On Fri, 23 Nov 2001 09:14:22 +0800, Bateau
><Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> wrote:
>
>>bonjour Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt, je suis un robot!
>>>                             *SWISH*
>>>                         \/         - ,    *BLAM*
>>>                        (oO)_  -_'"- ( ,.    -    ##___
>>>                        .vv        `" `-`   - _   -\/-
>>>                         LL                _ -    //
>>>  -================================================================-
>>
>>
>>                             *SWISH*               Oh no!
>>                         \/         .- __   Flaming skull attack!
>>                        (oO)_  -._'"- ( ,.       O-O-___
>>                        .vv        `"  `-`         -\/-
>>                         LL                        //
>>  -================================================================-
>
>-lol- may i claim this skull-diddle for my sig?

Sure.
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