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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 28 Aug 2004.
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Nerd Boy, episode 582

Nerd Boy, episode 582

alt.ascii-art · 7 messages · 28 Aug 2004 - 3 Sep 2004
Joaquim Gândara <joa...@telia.com> ASCII art 28 Aug 2004 18:08 · permalink · report
LINDA'S DAUGHTER MOLLY RESTORES NERD BOY'S
AND FAN BOY'S PERSONALITIES... ALL IS WELL.

What just   Dunno. Let's
happened?    play Zelda.
  `            `,,,            __    __         ____/_
   OO           ..'            ..#   OO$         \ \  |
   ||          .||.           .|(.   .)\.        |  ) |
__ bb _________ || ___________ || ___ || ______ _/_/__| _______


                Where are you going?          I want to see the world,
        ,,,                  ` __           __ ,  before the universe
 OO     ..'                   #..          $OO       catches on.
  ))    ||                     )|          /(
 d d __ /| ___________________ || ________ |\ __________       ___ __
                                                            ,-'   `  `-
                                                          ,(      .-
                                                         (  `-   (
       "Catches on?"        Oh mum, you have trees! Why   `,___ _,`-;,-
         __ ,              __ ,  haven't you told me?      '   \ `.'(__
        #..               $OO                                   |    .'
         )|               /(-                                   |    |
________ |\ _____________ |\ _________________________________,', ___\


     An hour ago, I               An hour ago, I didn't exist. When the
    didn't even know              machine changed your boyfriend into a
     you existed! ` __           __ ,  "productive member of society",
                   #..          $OO    you left him and met my father.
                   `)|'        ./(.                             |    |
            _______ |\ ________ || ___________________________,', ___\


But you changed it back!          I didn't want to be a last-minute
Why? Now you won't exist          paradox patch. But you might make
in the future anymore! ` __    __ ,   the same decisions this time;
                        #oo    OO$   we could very well meet again.
                        -)|-    )\
   _____________________ || ___ || _________________________


                 But but but
                       ` __
                        #..      |
                        .)|.  -*vop*-
      __________________ || ____ | _____________________


                        __
                       #..
                        )|
 ______________________ || __________________________________________


Hey, is it-               STOP MESSING WITH THE
     `                 __ ,  CAUSE AND EFFECT
      OO               --#   THINGIE! FOREVER!
     ((                -\\-
jg__ b b ______________ || _________________________________





-----
Yep, it's late, but it's a two-fer!
And it's kinda depressing, sorry.

-- 
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

Simon Williams <bil...@microsoft.com> ASCII art 28 Aug 2004 19:38 · permalink · report
Joaquim G�ndara <joa...@telia.com> wrote:

> And it's kinda depressing, sorry.

My God, that was just like when Old Yeller died... who'd have though a
micro-ascii comic strip could convey that depth of emotion... my hat is
off (and my day ruined).

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(supposedly a razor blade)

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Oliver Weinreiß <oli...@t-online.de> ASCII art 29 Aug 2004 11:10 · permalink · report
Joaquim G�ndara wrote:

<delurk>

> And it's kinda depressing, sorry.

Don't apologize, that was great. I love it, when supposedly fun things
suddenly get a sad or serious feeling. Just like Futurama once did with
Fry's dog. Shouldn't be too often, but it keeps it interesting.

Bad ObASCII:
Nessie
               ,
        _      O>
 |\   .' '.   //
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Regards,
Oliver

In article <cgsdi6$oge$04$1...@news.t-online.com>, Oliver Weinrei� wrote:
> Bad ObASCII:
> Nessie
>                ,
>         _      O>
>  |\   .' '.   //
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
       Worse ObASCII:
       Real Nessie.
       
       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
       
       
       (I have a relative who lives alongside Loch Ness. She claims to 
have seen it, which is sufficient proof to me of its non-existance.)
       
-- 
Aidan Karley,
Geologist,
"You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different 
| alike]."

Oliver Weinrei� <oli...@t-online.de> wrote:
>Joaquim G�ndara wrote:
>
><delurk>
>
>> And it's kinda depressing, sorry.
>
>Don't apologize, that was great. I love it, when supposedly fun things
>suddenly get a sad or serious feeling. Just like Futurama once did with
>Fry's dog. Shouldn't be too often, but it keeps it interesting.

Hmmmm I still thought it was funny.

I failed miserably to keep a straight face when I read that
on Sun, 29 Aug 2004 22:18:39 +0800, Bateau wrote:
>
> Hmmmm I still thought it was funny.

<shock> Bateau, what happened to your sig?!

L�on (aka Oliphaunt)

-- 
"Linux is very fast.
 It can do an infinite loop in about 5 seconds."
                              -- Linus Torvalds

L�on Planken <lpl...@opposite-of-coldmail.com> wrote:
>I failed miserably to keep a straight face when I read that
>on Sun, 29 Aug 2004 22:18:39 +0800, Bateau wrote:
>>
>> Hmmmm I still thought it was funny.
>
><shock> Bateau, what happened to your sig?!
>
>L�on (aka Oliphaunt)

I needed a new way to troll.

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