Gender and the Internet

On Sat, 11 Aug 2001 18:39:59 GMT, gender\@ouwww.ou.edu wrote:

>I am a researcher at the University of Oklahoma, USA,
>conducting a study about gender and the Internet.
>The study consists of an online survey.  To learn
>more about the study, go to the research project
>web site:
>
>http://infoserv.ou.edu/gender
>
>Cheers!
>-Elaine Wittenberg
>gen...@ouwww.ou.edu

dis is how it is ya see

like dis here, there are people see, an like, they are on the "internet" see
ya wid me so far champ? ya good, ok den

so like some of these "internet people" are uh, ya know, female and all, and the rest are like male

and as some are female, and den da rest is male, you could say that the internet was populated by
gender
le'ssee now what was dat point I was making, hold on don tell me

oh ya, dis is how it is ya see
like dis here, there are people see, an like, they are on the "internet" see
an like some of the females arent really females ya know what I mean, ya I see dat look on yer face,
you know all right
and like den there is da 8 -15 year old "girlies" but they aint really 8 - 15, an maybe they aint
even girlies if ya know what I mean, ya I see dat tattoo you got there champ, ya waz caugh wasnt ya,
scumbag

anyway here is what I mean ya see, like go do a demographic survey of the ratio of assholes who post
their plots to make money off decent internet users who cant stand watching TV fer all the ads and
crap like people begging ya fer junk that they should be doin fer themselves instedda beggin others
to do it fer dem, lazy scumbags.

Hey you reading this er what? I jus bet youz one o dem "guys" what hits a channel wit some frickin
nick like HOTM10_4u buggin fer ASL wid yer fishin pole in hand, if ya know what I mean, ya you know,
look at da list of porn sites you been to ace, ya you been der a few times hah, ya 

so listen champ, tell me, what ya gettin paid fer this lil endevor huh? don even tell me dat you is
doin this fer nuttin, cuz I aint buyin that either.

here ya go champ, survey dis:

               
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its like one of dem "ink blot" tings see, what you tink dat is tells us all about you

scumbag, try again sheeesh

ah da heck wit youse, I shoulda known dat was what you would tink it was

On 12 Aug 2001 03:15:44 GMT, mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP) wrote:

>here ya go champ, survey dis:
>
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>its like one of dem "ink blot" tings see, what you tink dat is tells us all about you


ummm..  an Elephant? ;)

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[a lot of weird redneck raving about how statistics dont mean sh*t]
Yep.

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I see a man sliced in two

> here ya go champ, survey dis:
>
>
>    ,--.  .--,
>   ;    `'    ;
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> its like one of dem "ink blot" tings see, what you tink dat is tells us all about you
>
> scumbag, try again sheeesh

And a diddle to estrange Spam: Mad scientist at the embryo testing center

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--lgbeard

On Sun, 12 Aug 2001 11:49:24 -0500, "LGB" <nos...@bullreguard.not> wrote:


>
>And a diddle to estrange Spam: Mad scientist at the embryo testing center
>
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>--lgbeard
>
>

hehe I like it


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Actually, it looks like someone in the buff that is bending over.  :)

Mark

Shanaka Dias <sdi...@netlane.com> wrote in message
news:3b7...@mel-news.tpg.com.au...
> On 12 Aug 2001 03:15:44 GMT, mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP)
wrote:
>
> >here ya go champ, survey dis:
> >
> >
> >   ,--.  .--,
> >  ;    `'    ;
> >  :    ||    :
> >  |\   ;;   /|
> >  | `-/||\-' |
> >  |    ||    |
> >  |    /\    |
> >  |   |  |   |
> >  |   /  \   |
> >
> >its like one of dem "ink blot" tings see, what you tink dat is tells us
all about you
>
>
> ummm..  an Elephant? ;)
>
>    ,--.  .--,
>   ;    `'    ; <-------ears
>   :    ||    :
>   |\   ;;   /|
>   | `-/||\-' |
>   |    || <------------ trunk
>   |    /\    |
>   |   |  |   |
>   |   /  \   | <-------- legs
>
>
>                                                 ,  ,
>                                                / \/ \
>                                               (/ file://_ \_
>      .-._                                      \||  .  \
>       \  '-._                            _,:__.-"/---\_ \
>  ______/___  '.    .--------------------'~-'--.)__( , )\ \
> `'--.___  _\  /    |         Shanaka Dias    ,'    \)|\ `\|
>      /_.-' _\ \ _:,_       Victoria, Australia     " ||   (
>    .'__ _.' \'-/,`-~`      sdi...@netlane.com         |/
>        '. ___.> /=,|                                 |
>         / .-'/_ )  '---------------------------------'
>    snd  )'  ( /(/
>              \\ "
>               '=='

"Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" <new...@ceejay.cjb.nOt> wrote:

>[a lot of weird redneck raving about how statistics dont mean sh*t]
>Yep.
>
>>    ,--.  .--,
>>   ;    `'    ;
>>   :    ||    :  <-- Not seeing torso , it's missing .. have been sliced off
>>   |\   ;;   /|
>>   | `-/||\-' |
>>   |    ||    |
>>   |    /\    |  <-- legs
>>   |   |  |   |
>>   |   /  \   |
>>
>
>
>I see a man sliced in two

Ugh ... so do I ... now.  Thanks - I think.

-- 
Lemming

Curiosity *may* have killed Schr�dinger's cat.