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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 27 May 2003.
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Nerd Boy, episode 387

Nerd Boy, episode 387

alt.ascii-art · 10 messages · 27 May 2003 - 31 May 2003
Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 27 May 2003 23:01 · permalink · report
No One Can Find Me In This Underground
Lair! Nerd Boy Will Soon Do My Bidding!
                 ` ____                                Or maybe not!
                  _\==/_                                    ,
                  /    |                                  __
                ,'     |                           --~    --#
             ,-'       |                          .<<.   .|(.
             `.________| _________________________ /| ___ /| ___




What?! How Did You
 Find My Lair?  `___              GPS, pal!
                 \_=|            Look it up!
                 /  |                 `       __
                /   |                 --~     --#
             _,'    |                .<<.    .|(.
             \______| _______________ || ____ || ______




       Sure. Meanwhile,
   ___ , Please Die.       We have some kind
  |=_/                      of plan, right?    Or maybe not.
  |  \   ,                _   _      `        __ ,      _    _
  |   `-'/_, *swish*     _\| _\|      oo~    #oo       |/_  |/_
  |      _.'             |\/ |\/      <<      )|       \/|  \/|
jg \      `-.             |\  |\      ||      ||       /|   /|


----
I like silly repetition jokes. Also, I like how the bad guy is
so big he's forcing me to do 3-panel cartoons, which is a nice
change of pace.

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in news:bb0qoi$4igi7$1@ID-
102694.news.dfncis.de:

> I like silly repetition jokes. Also, I like how the bad guy is
> so big he's forcing me to do 3-panel cartoons, which is a nice
> change of pace.

I like the paradox of how he/it is twice the size of the regular characters 
and inexplicably less clearly defined. Nerdboy rox.

My current theory is that the subtle art of NB is coming through your 
unconscious and that you are merely a conduit vassal to a greater Form 
(like a Trill). Got spots?

-- 
                 http://users.bigpond.net.au/abcgi 

 "Life is mostly froth and bubble,  Two things stand like stone,
  Kindness in another's trouble,    And courage in your own." - ALG

Michele Cerulli <cer...@dm.unipi.it> ASCII art 28 May 2003 09:09 · permalink · report
In article <bb0qoi$4igi7$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de>, cla...@lords.com says...
>
>
>No One Can Find Me In This Underground
>Lair! Nerd Boy Will Soon Do My Bidding!
>                 ` ____                                Or maybe not!
>                  _\==/_                                    ,
>                  /    |                                  __
>                ,'     |                           --~    --#
>             ,-'       |                          .<<.   .|(.
>             `.________| _________________________ /| ___ /| ___
>
                        A
                        |
Is this  ---------------'  object again that arch-nemesis you already have been 
talking about? do you have a non ascii image of something like that? I can't 
even imagine what it can be and how it looks like.....

obey ascii:

 __________   ________
|          \.'        |
|__________.\_________| mc

"Moebius strip...to be joined"

Michele Cerulli wrote in message ...
>In article <bb0qoi$4igi7$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de>, cla...@lords.com says...
>>
>>
>>No One Can Find Me In This Underground
>>Lair! Nerd Boy Will Soon Do My Bidding!
>>                 ` ____                                Or maybe not!
>>                  _\==/_                                    ,
>>                  /    |                                  __
>>                ,'     |                           --~    --#
>>             ,-'       |                          .<<.   .|(.
>>             `.________| _________________________ /| ___ /| ___
>>
>                        A
>                        |
>Is this  ---------------'  object again that arch-nemesis you already have been
>talking about? do you have a non ascii image of something like that? I can't
>even imagine what it can be and how it looks like.....

Try to imagine Darth Vader, with a really tall vampire-ish collar instead of the helmet.

And his face turned away from you.

The cloak swishes dramatically in the wind.  Even when he's indoors, because sometimes drama takes priority over realism.  ;o)

--
Graeme Porter
   -^-_  _
   / [_][_]_:_  Proud owner of a 1978
  /|  _||_  v  Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit
   | /    \ |
-=/=\\____//=\=jaa  "I married Miss right, I just didn't
                     know her first name was 'Always'"
                                       -- Anonymous

Anonymous <gue...@guest.net> ASCII art 28 May 2003 09:46 · permalink · report
Anonymous wrote in message ...
>
>Michele Cerulli wrote in message ...
>>In article <bb0qoi$4igi7$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de>, cla...@lords.com says...
>>>
>>>
>>>No One Can Find Me In This Underground
>>>Lair! Nerd Boy Will Soon Do My Bidding!
>>>                 ` ____                                Or maybe not!
>>>                  _\==/_                                    ,
>>>                  /    |                                  __
>>>                ,'     |                           --~    --#
>>>             ,-'       |                          .<<.   .|(.
>>>             `.________| _________________________ /| ___ /| ___
>>>
>>                        A
>>                        |
>>Is this  ---------------'  object again that arch-nemesis you already have been
>>talking about? do you have a non ascii image of something like that? I can't
>>even imagine what it can be and how it looks like.....
>
>Try to imagine Darth Vader, with a really tall vampire-ish collar instead of the helmet.
>
>And his face turned away from you.
>
>The cloak swishes dramatically in the wind.  Even when he's indoors, because sometimes drama takes priority over realism.  ;o)


                                       .----------___
                       Tall collar ->  '.           .'
                                        '..._____...'
                                      ____:._____.:___
                  Big shoulders ->   "-.            .-"
                                       :"           :
                                      .'            :
                                     .'      :      :
                                    :  :            :
                                   :                :                           ---.
                                 .'           :     :                      __..--"/
       Long flowing cape ->  _.-"                   :     He's facing .--""
                        .--"" .'     '     :        :
                       '-._.-"__.._.'               :
                        .:__.-" .-" __...----..____.:
                                "--"

Kind of like a 3D person in a 2D world.

And in a cool "Evil Bad Guy" (tm) black cloak.

--
Graeme Porter
   -^-_  _
   / [_][_]_:_  Proud owner of a 1978
  /|  _||_  v  Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit
   | /    \ |
-=/=\\____//=\=jaa  "I married Miss right, I just didn't
                     know her first name was 'Always'"
                                       -- Anonymous

lgbeard <lgb...@bullregraud.nut> ASCII art 28 May 2003 14:43 · permalink · report
On Wed, 28 May 2003 10:46:55 +0100, "Anonymous" <gue...@guest.net> wrote:

>
>Anonymous wrote in message ...
<snip>
>>
>>The cloak swishes dramatically in the wind.  Even when he's indoors, because sometimes drama takes priority over realism.  ;o)
>
>
>                                       .----------___
>                       Tall collar ->  '.           .'
>                                        '..._____...'
>                                      ____:._____.:___
>                  Big shoulders ->   "-.            .-"
>                                       :"           :
>                                      .'            :
>                                     .'      :      :
>                                    :  :            :
>                                   :                :                           ---.
>                                 .'           :     :                      __..--"/
>       Long flowing cape ->  _.-"                   :     He's facing .--""
>                        .--"" .'     '     :        :
>                       '-._.-"__.._.'               :
>                        .:__.-" .-" __...----..____.:
>                                "--"
>
>Kind of like a 3D person in a 2D world.
>
>And in a cool "Evil Bad Guy" (tm) black cloak.
nice cape


Diddled abit. Possibilly a book of magic placed on its sacred
alter ( tree stump ) waiting till someone reads from it A book
of ---

                _______ _______
               `-___---.------.'
                `.     |     .`
                 `...__|__...`
               ____:._____.:____
              "-.             .-"
                :"        :  ":
               .'   :         `.
              .'        :   ;  `.
             :  :             :  :
            :       ;     \       :
          .'           :         ; `.
      _.-"  ;   .:           :.      "-._
 .--"" .',    '   '       :'    ` ; ,`. ""--.
'-._.-" _.._.'     :     .        `._.._"-._.-`
 .:__.-" .-"  __...____..----...__ "-. "-.__:.
          "--"                    "--"

lgbeard

FuGeR <ifu...@yahoo.com> ASCII art 28 May 2003 15:17 · permalink · report
               *  _______ _______   *
             *   `-___---.------.' *  *
           *   *  `.  \* |* /  .` * *
             *   * `...\_|_/...` *   *
          *  .   ____:._____.:____ * *
                "-._____________.-"     .
           *  *   :"        :  ":     *
        .    .   .'   :         `.  .    .
                .'        :   ;  `.
               :  :             :  :
              :       ;     \       :
            .'           :         ; `.
        _.-"  ;   .:           :.      "-._
   .--"" .',    '   '       :'    ` ; ,`. ""--.
  '-._.-" _.._.'     :     .        `._.._"-._.-`
   .:__.-" .-"  __...____..----...__ "-. "-.__:.
            "--"                    "--"
Or is it a volcano explosion?

lgbeard wrote:

> On Wed, 28 May 2003 10:46:55 +0100, "Anonymous" <gue...@guest.net> wrote:
> 
> 
>>Anonymous wrote in message ...
> 
> <snip>
> 
>>>The cloak swishes dramatically in the wind.  Even when he's indoors, because sometimes drama takes priority over realism.  ;o)
>>
>>
>>                                      .----------___
>>                      Tall collar ->  '.           .'
>>                                       '..._____...'
>>                                     ____:._____.:___
>>                 Big shoulders ->   "-.            .-"
>>                                      :"           :
>>                                     .'            :
>>                                    .'      :      :
>>                                   :  :            :
>>                                  :                :                           ---.
>>                                .'           :     :                      __..--"/
>>      Long flowing cape ->  _.-"                   :     He's facing .--""
>>                       .--"" .'     '     :        :
>>                      '-._.-"__.._.'               :
>>                       .:__.-" .-" __...----..____.:
>>                               "--"
>>
>>Kind of like a 3D person in a 2D world.
>>
>>And in a cool "Evil Bad Guy" (tm) black cloak.
> 
> nice cape
> 
> 
> Diddled abit. Possibilly a book of magic placed on its sacred
> alter ( tree stump ) waiting till someone reads from it A book
> of ---
> 
>                 _______ _______
>                `-___---.------.'
>                 `.     |     .`
>                  `...__|__...`
>                ____:._____.:____
>               "-.             .-"
>                 :"        :  ":
>                .'   :         `.
>               .'        :   ;  `.
>              :  :             :  :
>             :       ;     \       :
>           .'           :         ; `.
>       _.-"  ;   .:           :.      "-._
>  .--"" .',    '   '       :'    ` ; ,`. ""--.
> '-._.-" _.._.'     :     .        `._.._"-._.-`
>  .:__.-" .-"  __...____..----...__ "-. "-.__:.
>           "--"                    "--"
> 
> lgbeard

"Michele Cerulli" <cer...@dm.unipi.it> skrev i meddelandet news:bb1ubd$mhh$1...@newsserver.unipi.it...
> In article <bb0qoi$4igi7$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de>, cla...@lords.com says...
> >
> >
> >No One Can Find Me In This Underground
> >Lair! Nerd Boy Will Soon Do My Bidding!
> >                 ` ____                                Or maybe not!
> >                  _\==/_                                    ,
> >                  /    |                                  __
> >                ,'     |                           --~    --#
> >             ,-'       |                          .<<.   .|(.
> >             `.________| _________________________ /| ___ /| ___
> >
>                         A
>                         |
> Is this  ---------------'  object again that arch-nemesis you already have been
> talking about? do you have a non ascii image of something like that? I can't
> even imagine what it can be and how it looks like.....

http://zoom.cafepress.com/3/1227703_zoom.jpg
http://www.cafeshops.com/nb_evil

If you want a closer look, buy the T-shirt. ;)

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

BoD <Bo...@JRAF.org> 29 May 2003 01:49 · permalink · report
Joaquim G�ndara wrote:
>
> http://zoom.cafepress.com/3/1227703_zoom.jpg

Somehow, this reminds me of this famous picture:
http://www.csse.monash.edu.au/~jwb/ukiyoe/fujibig.gif ! Were you inspired by
it ?

BoD

David Palmer <pal...@ntlworld.com> ASCII art 31 May 2003 07:08 · permalink · report

 No One Can Find Me In This Underground             Didn't you use
Lair! Nerd Boy Will Soon Do My Bidding!            to teach Maths on
                  ` ____                           Sesame Street?
                   _\==/_                                    ,
                   /    |                                  __
                 ,'     |                           --~    --#
              ,-'       |                          .<<.   .|(.
              `.________| _________________________ /| ___ /| ___

 --
      #####                        dav...@ntlworld.com
     #### _\_
     ##~~<#)#)     Woe to you, on earth and sea, for the Devil sends the beast with
     #(    _\      wrath,  beacause  he  knows  the time is short. Let him who hath
      #   __|      understanding reckon the number of the beast. For it is a  human
       \___/       number, its number, is six hundred and sixty six ...............
    _.-'==='-._
   '           '            http://homepage.ntlworld.com/palmer666

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