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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 6 Feb 1995.
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Talk: Crocodiles, not Crocadiles :P (Line: Sheep)

Talk: Crocodiles, not Crocadiles :P (Line: Sheep)

alt.ascii-art · 2 messages · 6 Feb 1995 - 9 Feb 1995
Daniel Au <dca...@casbah.acns.nwu.edu> ASCII art 6 Feb 1995 06:12 · permalink · report
In article <3h4dpp$21...@news.acns.nwu.edu>, I wrote:
>
>Because I can't recall what an alligator (which I know has the long nose) and
>a crocadile (which I know has the blunter nose)...
   ^^^^^^^^^
Just before someone anal comes up and points this out, I know that crocodile
is spelled incorrectly, with an "O" and an "A".  No wonder as I was writing
the article something didn't look right, and I didn't realize until _AFTER_
sending the darn thing.  Oh well...

So that someone doesn't complain this is a waste of bandwith, here's a sheep:

                     BAAAH!     _-===-_-=====-_
                         \   __(               )
                            /, O              )\\
                           '.__,(_            _)| 
                                  --__-=-_-==- 
                 \|/    \||/      || ||   || ||     \||  \|dcau|/


Later,
Daniel, the Defensive (at least for the moment ;)
--
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  ;||| DCAU OOo;      Daniel C. Au
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Colin Douthwaite <Col...@equinox.gen.nz> ASCII art 9 Feb 1995 19:05 · permalink · report
Daniel Au (dca...@casbah.acns.nwu.edu) wrote:
: In article <3h4dpp$21...@news.acns.nwu.edu>, I wrote:
: >
: >Because I can't recall what an alligator (which I know has the long nose) and
: >a crocadile (which I know has the blunter nose)...
:    ^^^^^^^^^
: Just before someone anal comes up and points this out, I know that crocodile
: is spelled incorrectly, with an "O" and an "A".  No wonder as I was writing
: the article something didn't look right, and I didn't realize until _AFTER_
: sending the darn thing.  Oh well...

: So that someone doesn't complain this is a waste of bandwith, here's a sheep:

:                      BAAAH!     _-===-_-=====-_
:                          \   __(               )
:                             /, O              )\\
:                            '.__,(_            _)| 
:                                   --__-=-_-==- 
:                  \|/    \||/      || ||   || ||     \||  \|dcau|/



Stap me vitals - you got the spelling of "Baaah" wrong too !
It's  "Baa"   :-)


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   " See you later, Alligator ! "

                                      " In a while, Crocodile ! "

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