Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 17 May 2004.
Nerd Boy, episode 538
alt.ascii-art
· 4 messages · 17 May 2004 - 18 May 2004
OK, let's get started Well, if we're both going to work
on this technology that on this we should probably first
will change the world. _ __ , set up some kind of code
`O |_) ..# version handler.
|_(._[__] .|(>
________ | |b| | __ || ______
Hey, good idea. You know,
you're pretty smart. _ __
`O |_) ~~#
|_(._[__] .|(.
__________ | |b| | __ || ____________
For a girl. _ __
`O |_) ..#
|_(._[__] |(
______ | |b| | __ || _________
Ow. Now I remember THAT'S COMPLETELY
why we broke up. ` __ __ , UNRELATED!
_ O# |)_) --#
|_(( _[_|_| -|(-
jg | |bb| | | ||
-----
This strip sounded better in my head.
--
OO Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
bb jg
Joaquim G�ndara wrote: > > Hey, good idea. You know, > you're pretty smart. _ __ > `O |_) ~~# > |_(._[__] .|(. > __________ | |b| | __ || ____________ > > > > > For a girl. _ __ > `O |_) ..# > |_(._[__] |( > ______ | |b| | __ || _________ > > > > Ow. Now I remember THAT'S COMPLETELY > why we broke up. ` __ __ , UNRELATED! > _ O# |)_) --# > |_(( _[_|_| -|(- > jg | |bb| | | || > Nerd Boy, a fresh beef liver over his black eye, is trying to relax. His thoughts keep coming back to this morning's altercation with Linda. "I hate when this happens. I feel so trapped. A sly remark leads to another, and before you know it, you are arguing with the other party." He sighs deeply. "I can't even remember exactly how things happen! I am sure I deserved that punch, but what did she mean with that 'THAT'S COMPLETELY UNRELATED!' she shouted at me? Did she say it before I mentioned our break-up? Or after?" He turns the liver to the other side to bring more freshness to his painfully swollen eye. "What's unrelated to what anyways? Her being smart and her being a girl? Or her having such short fuses and us breaking up?" He knew he wouldn't be able to sleep until he found answers for his unsettling questions. *groan* +----+ |\ O# \ \-\\-\ \ db \ +----+ | | -- Bertrand Mollinier Toublet "Arithmoquine that, uncle G!" -- Douglas Hofstadter
OK, let's get started Well, if we're both going to work
on this technology that on this we should probably first
will change the world. _ __ , set up some kind of code
`O |_) ..# version handler.
|_(._[__] .|(>
________ | |b| | __ || ______
Hey, good idea. You know,
you're pretty smart. _ __
`O |_) ~~#
|_(._[__] .|(.
__________ | |b| | __ || ____________
For a girl. _ __
`O |_) ..#
|_(._[__] |(
______ | |b| | __ || _________
Ow. Now I remember THAT'S COMPLETELY
why we broke up. ` __ __ , UNRELATED!
_ O# |)_) --#
|_(( _[_|_| -|(-
jg | |bb| | | ||
> Nerd Boy, a fresh beef liver over his black eye, is trying to relax. His
> thoughts keep coming back to this morning's altercation with Linda.
>
> "I hate when this happens. I feel so trapped. A sly remark leads to
> another, and before you know it, you are arguing with the other party."
>
> He sighs deeply.
>
> "I can't even remember exactly how things happen! I am sure I deserved
> that punch, but what did she mean with that 'THAT'S COMPLETELY
> UNRELATED!' she shouted at me? Did she say it before I mentioned our
> break-up? Or after?"
>
> He turns the liver to the other side to bring more freshness to his
> painfully swollen eye.
>
> "What's unrelated to what anyways? Her being smart and her being a girl?
> Or her having such short fuses and us breaking up?"
>
> He knew he wouldn't be able to sleep until he found answers for his
> unsettling questions.
>
*groan*
+----+
|\ O# \
\-\\-\
\ db \
+----+
| |
The emotional PAIN! Hey, I know,
I'll have my memories of her
erased = great idea!
`OO
|o__ _ ___ ((- _@_
__________ | | | | | | _ bb __ | | _______
Not to worry sir,
I've done this 100's of times,
on the simulator. *ZAP*
`~~ ......
.oo [^] |.|
H /- |_(. |*|
___ LL ## _____ | |b __ / \ _________________
I'm Linda, who are you???
I'd like to introduce my creepy new
boyfriend, Patrick.
Who the HELL are YOU? __ , ~~
`OO ..# .oo - !!! "creepy"?!?
(( |(- H
________________ bb _______ || ____ LL __________________
--
ABCGi *** BEYOND H-WORLD *** http://abcgi.fly.to
http://codemonkey.sunsite.dk/projects/beyond/hworld
Heroes - http://www.simugraph.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=5&t_id=9
Specs - http://www.simugraph.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=5&t_id=6
Yeah.. Let's do
, it tomorrow. __
OO --#
___ ))__ |(
__| dd |______________________ || ____________________________
Ow. Now I remember
__, why we broke up.
OO --#
___ ))__ |(
__| dd |______________________ || ____________________________
> This strip sounded better in my head.
It's great.
--
Janusz
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