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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art.animation, started 30 Jan 1997.
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FAST MONEY

FAST MONEY

alt.ascii-art.animation · 1 message · 30 Jan 1997
PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO CHEAT THIS PROGRAM. JUST ADD ONE NAME AND
REPOST THE ARTICLE. IF YOU DO NOT , IT WILL NOT WORK! FOLLOW THESE
DIRECTIONS AND JOIN US IN A GREAT OPPORTUNITY! 

The program has been revised and you will notice six names instead of
five. The reason for this is the flood of five name programs and the
sixth name will add $50000 to $100000. This is proven mathematically and
in my bank account. I can't really believe that this program works, but
IT DOES and it will for you too. Just be patient and follow the
directions exactly. Print this article now, so you have all the
information for your version. Remember to keep the names right. Let's
go! 

STEP 1 Invest your $6 by writing your name and address on six separate
pieces of paper along with the words: "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING
LIST". (in this way, you are not just sending a dollar to someone; you
are paying for a legitimate service) Fold a $1 bill inside each paper,
and mail them by standard mail to the following six addresses: 

1. Ron Koestl
4625 S. Gazelle
Seattle, WA 98118

2. Harley D.
2004 S 304th 
St Federal Way, WA 98003 

3. Mitch Mayhew
PO Box 538
Troutman, NC 28116 

4. Janice Boger
336 2nd Ave NW #1
Hickory, NC 28601

5. Heidi McKenzie 
41- 2774 King St.
East Hamilton, Ontario L8G 1J4

6. Dan McCormack 
2600 Vaugh Lakes Blvd. Apt 421
Montgomery, Alabama 36117

STEP 2 Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other names
up. This way #6
becomes #5 and so on. Put your name in as the #6 on the list STEP 3 Post
the new article to at least 250 newsgroups. remember, the more you post,
the more people see, and the more you get. There are at least 25,000
newsgroups at any one time. This is a $7.92 investment. It takes about a
week or so to start seeing a return- so be patient. The money should
flow for about 3 months. At that point, simply add your name to the list
and start over. I've done this three times and now I can quit my job and
start investing in real estate full time. I assure you this can work.
GOOD LUCK!!!
GENERAL STEPS ON AUTOMATING THE PROCESS 

If you have Netscape 3.0 do EXACTLY the following:

1) Click on any newsgroup like normal, THEN click on 'TO NEWS', which is
on the far left when you're in the newsgroups page. This will bring up a
box to type a message in.

2) Leave the newsgroup box like it is, CHANGE the subject box to
something flashy, like, "NEED CASH $$$ READ HERE $$$ or "FAST CASH"!!!

3) Tab once and you should be ready to type. Now, retype (only once)
THIS whole article WORD FOR WORD, except insert your name at #5, and
remove #1 off the list, plus any other small changes you think you need
to make. Keep almost all of it the SAME!

4) When you're done typing the WHOLE article, click on FILE in THIS BOX,
RIGHT ABOVE
SEND, NOT WHERE IT SAYS NETSCAPE NEWS ON THE FIRST BOX. Click on SAVE AS
when you're under FILE. Save your article as a text file to your C: or
A: drive. DO NOT SEND OR POST YOUR ARTICLE UNTIL YOU DO THIS. Once
saved, move on to number 5 below. NOTE: If you don't want to type in the
whole article by hand, AND you know how to use a
plain text editor (like Notepad), you can edit the file ahead of time,
then attach it as shown in step 6.

5) If you still have all of your text, send or post to this newsgroup
now by just clicking send, which is right below FILE, and right above
Cc:

6) Here's where you're going to post all 200. OK, click on any newsgroup
then click on 'TO NEWS', again in the top left corner. Leave the
NEWSGROUPS BOX alone again, put a flashy subject title in the SUBJECT
BOX, hit TAB once you're in the body of the message. Click on
ATTACHMENTS, which is below the SUBJECT BOX. You will get another box to
come up.Click on ATTACH FILE, then find YOUR file that if you did this
right, you should see your file name in the attachments box, and it will
be shaded green.

NOTE: If you don't want to type in the whole article and you know how to
use a plain text editor (Notepad), you can edit the file ahead of time,
then attach it. IF YOU USE IE EXPLORER IT'S JUST AS EASY...HOLDING DOWN
THE LEFT MOUSE BUTTON, highlight this article. Then press the "ctrl" key
and the "c" key at the same time to copy this article. Then print this
article for your records, to have the names of those you will be sending
$1 bills to. 

2) Go to the news groups and press "post an article". A window will
open. Type in your headline in the subject area and then click in the
large window below. Press "ctrl" and then "v" and the article will be
placed in the window. If you want to edit the article, do so and then
highlight and copy it again. Now every time you post the article in a
new newsgroup all you have to repeat is "ctrl" and "v" and press post.

3) That's it. Each time you do this, all you have to do is type in a
different newsgroup, so that way it posts to 200 DIFFERENT newsgroups,
or more. You see? Now you just have 249 to go!! (Don't worry, each one
takes about 30 seconds, once you get used to it. REMEMBER 250 IS THE
MINIMUM. But the more you post the more money you will receive. AND
THAT'S IT!! THEY ARE ONLY STEPS!!!

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