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REQUEST: Ascii of Cosmic Cutie....

REQUEST: Ascii of Cosmic Cutie....

alt.ascii-art · 9 messages · 8 Sep 1994 - 14 Sep 1994
If anyone out there has the ascii of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's
big green guy, please, please, please email it to me...I had one, but 
my files were erased over the summer. *sigh*

Thanks in advance,

Jeffrey A. Ferris

jaf...@nic.smsu.edu
jaf...@cnas.smsu.edu
jaf...@vma.smsu.edu

Bungle <phu...@csv.warwick.ac.uk> ASCII art 8 Sep 1994 16:24 · permalink · report
In article <34m803$23p...@nic.smsu.edu>,
	jaf...@nic.smsu.edu (Ferris Jeffrey A) writes:
>If anyone out there has the ascii of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's
>big green guy, please, please, please email it to me...I had one, but 
>my files were erased over the summer. *sigh*
>

Would you be meaning this guy....?

                                   nnnmmm
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                    iiY"";;   "uu%@@@@@@@@@@uu"   @"";;;>
                           Y     "UUUUUUUUU"     @@
                           `;       ___ _       @
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                                      `;=====
                                        ===


Sorry, I don't have a clue who the artist is.  If anyone recognises it
as theirs, could you please tell me.  
See ya's
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Colin Douthwaite <Col...@equinox.gen.nz> ASCII art 9 Sep 1994 20:48 · permalink · report
Bungle (phu...@csv.warwick.ac.uk) wrote:
: In article <34m803$23p...@nic.smsu.edu>,
:  jaf...@nic.smsu.edu (Ferris Jeffrey A) writes:
: >If anyone out there has the ascii of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's
: >big green guy, please, please, please email it to me...I had one, but 
: >my files were erased over the summer. *sigh*
: >

: Would you be meaning this guy....?

:                                    nnnmmm
:                     \||\       ;;;;%%%@@@@@@       \ //,
:                      V|/     %;;%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@  ===Y//
:                      68=== ;;;;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@    @Y
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:                      ;Y  ;;;+;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@    Y
:                      ;Y__;;;+;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@@@i;;__Y
:                     iiY"";;   "uu%@@@@@@@@@@uu"   @"";;;>
:                            Y     "UUUUUUUUU"     @@
:                            `;       ___ _       @
:                              `;.  ,====\\=.  .;'
:                                ``""""`==\\=='
:                                       `;=====
:                                         ===


Nah, that's not the green smelly Vogon Captain from HHGTTG.

Bye,

Ferris Jeffrey A (jaf...@nic.smsu.edu) wrote:
: If anyone out there has the ascii of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's
: big green guy, please, please, please email it to me...I had one, but 
: my files were erased over the summer. *sigh*


If you mean that delightful Vogon Captain - ME TOO !!!

I don't have the picture but here's some Vogon poetry, enjoy: 


--------------------------------------------------------------------

VOGON POETRY
============

"Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy nacturations are to me!"
"As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee."
"Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes."
"And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, or I will
rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"

"Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs."
"Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt."
"Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk!"
"Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose."

                               - Douglas Adams et al ??

Gashee morphousite, gashee freddled gruntbuggly,
Drangle me not with grundled fronglebits,
Plurdle me neither with thy fractile globberwurgling
Or asunder frapping into vroidled shroup awaits thee, burgid 'buggly.
Cringle not, Moose.

--------------------------------------------------------------------


Wishing you many crinkly bindlewurdles,

Bye,

Mike Jittlov <jit...@erehwon.caltech.edu> ASCII art 10 Sep 1994 02:55 · permalink · report
Ferris Jeffrey A <jaf...@nic.smsu.edu> wrote:
>If anyone out there has the ascii of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's
>big green guy, please, please, please email it to me...I had one, but 
>my files were erased over the summer. *sigh*

Turn up the Green color knob full, and press your Space Bar ;)

(I reworked it)

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B-t-M STACEY: >>>Revolver                                  31 Oct 1993 20:30
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                                                    Bruce-the-Moose STACEY



Hey! Do not warlord the Great Green Smiling Planet! Haven't you ever read
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, or at least seen the paperback cover?
--
aj9...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (P. J. Remner)   Got a bad .sig?  1-800-WARLORD


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Slartibartfast





Dean Engelhardt: From a mailing list                            9 Jun 92 03:53
On a mailing list recently (which shall remain nameless),
     eri...@merlin.Jpl.Nasa.Gov (Eric Boyd) signed:

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HAY GUYZ .. D1D U C tHiS WAY K00L .Sig PHyle.?!?!??? Y ThInK ACSii Pix R wAy
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> RaVe On Brutha!!!!1


Shadly: Hitchhiker's                                            1 Mar 94 08:07
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PARDON ME!!!!!!! The Hitchhiker's Guide cover didn't have eyes, my friend. It
should look something like this:

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                          oo$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o
                      oo$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o         o$   $$ o$
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"""        "    ""   ""      ""       ""    ""     "" ""   "" ""    ""   ""

I don't mean to be a prick, but this *is* The Guide, after all. If you drew
the above one yourself, it's a damn good one. I converted a GIF for this one.

Christopher King



No, no! You don't understand. The "Don't Panic!" planet married the "Have a
nice day!" happy face.  This is their son, "Don't have a panic!"

Craig E. Smith



                           
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Bob Allison: >LINE - Reduced Smilie with tongue            12 Apr 1994 20:27
   OK, here's a quick reduction of that thing, I forget what it's called,
it has a couple of names.  I hope this is what he had in mind.


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  $$$$$$$    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
  $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$   ""$$$
   o$$""    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ooo$$$$o
  o$$$$oooo$$$$   $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$   $$$$$$$$$$$$$o
o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$    "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"    $$$$""""""""
   """"""""""$$$o    """$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"$      $$$
              $$$o        "$"$$$$$$$$$""      o$$$
               "$$$o                        o$$$"
                "$$$$o    o$$$$o"$$$o     o$$$"
                  "$$$$o    "$$$$o$$$o o$$$$"
                     "$$$$o   "$$$o$$$$$$$"
                       ""$$$$o $$$$$$$$$
                            """"$$$$$$$$$
                                  $$$$$$$$o
                                   "*""""


mine - 12/93


 \|/ .-----. \|/ 
  0-/  . .  \-O
 /_( \_____/ )_\
    \ \_-\/ /
     \__\`\/
         \_)

 \|/ .-----. \|/ 
  Y-/  . .  \-Y
 /=( \_____/ )=\
    \ \_ -/ /
     \__) \/
        \__)

.+, ____ \|/
 Y-/ .. \-Y
/_( \__/ )=>
   \__U_/


\|/ ____ \|/
 @'/ -- \~@
<_( \__/ )_>
   \__U_/

\|/  ____ \|/
 @~ /    \-@
 \_( \__/ )_>
    \__U_/

\|/ ____ \|/
 @~/ ,. \~@
/_( \__/ )_\
~  \__U_/  ~   --OK, good enough  (& first used on "BIG.MONEY.NOW!!")

-- Mike Jittlov

Col...@equinox.gen.nz (Colin Douthwaite) writes:

>Ferris Jeffrey A (jaf...@nic.smsu.edu) wrote:
>: If anyone out there has the ascii of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's
>: big green guy, please, please, please email it to me...I had one, but 
>: my files were erased over the summer. *sigh*


>If you mean that delightful Vogon Captain - ME TOO !!!

>I don't have the picture but here's some Vogon poetry, enjoy: 


>--------------------------------------------------------------------

>VOGON POETRY
>============

>"Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy nacturations are to me!"
>"As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee."
>"Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes."
>"And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, or I will
>rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"

>"Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs."
>"Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt."
>"Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk!"
>"Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose."

>                               - Douglas Adams et al ??

>Gashee morphousite, gashee freddled gruntbuggly,
>Drangle me not with grundled fronglebits,
>Plurdle me neither with thy fractile globberwurgling
>Or asunder frapping into vroidled shroup awaits thee, burgid 'buggly.
>Cringle not, Moose.

>--------------------------------------------------------------------


>Wishing you many crinkly bindlewurdles,

>Bye,

	Yeah, the first stanza is from the book, and the second is from 
the radio SCRIPT (they told the guy "Read this in the background" and he 
only made it to one stanza there, so the radio show only has the first 
verse as well.) or the infocom game, take your pick.  But since infocom 
worked with Douglas addams (He wrote the game, they coded it) it's all 
his stuff anyway and belongs no matter what anyone says.
-- 
| The Beta Pirate |  bet...@eskimo.com  |  Nick Moffitt  |  Niko Suave' |
"Do you smoke after sex?"     COMPUTERS ARE JUST SMOKE AND MIRRORS.
"Dunno, never checked."        I CAN PROVE IT TO YOU VERY EASILY.
                      WHEN YOU LET THE SMOKE OUT, IT STOPS WORKING. (QED)

jit...@erehwon.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov) writes:
>Ferris Jeffrey A <jaf...@nic.smsu.edu> wrote:

>>If anyone out there has the ascii of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's
>>big green guy, please, please, please email it to me...I had one, but 
>>my files were erased over the summer. *sigh*

:[much deleted]

>\|/  ____ \|/
> @~ /    \-@
> \_( \__/ )_>
>    \__U_/

>\|/ ____ \|/
> @~/ ,. \~@
>/_( \__/ )_\
>~  \__U_/  ~   --OK, good enough  (& first used on "BIG.MONEY.NOW!!")

>-- Mike Jittlov

Well, might as well dig up my old .sig I used while the proposal for
comp.bbs.misc was going on.  It was adapted from an older one.  I
basically just improved the tongue.  (It looks best on systems where '
is not just a vertical tick.)  Unfortunately it pushes it to 5 lines.

--
  ///   ____   \\\       |"Sorry, did I say something wrong?  Pardon me for
  | |/ /    \ \| |       | breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't even
   \\_|\____/|_//        | know why I bother to say it oh God I'm so depressed.
       \_)\\/            | Here's another one of those self-satisfied doors.
gberigan `-' cse.unl.edu | Life... don't talk to me about life...."

Looking back on that now, boy do those hands look bad and terribly out
of scale.

--
    \|/ ____ \|/         |"Sorry, did I say something wrong?  Pardon me for
     @-/    \-@          | breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't even
    /_|\____/|_\         | know why I bother to say it oh God I'm so depressed.
    ~  \_)\\/  ~         | Here's another one of those self-satisfied doors.
gberigan `-' cse.unl.edu | Life... don't talk to me about life...."

I still don't like the hands, but at least it doesn't look like it is
saying, "I had a headache *this* *big*."

-- 
gbe...@cse.unl.edu (Greg Berigan)

If your use of lose and loose is loose you lose.

Bob Allison <bob...@wwa.com> ASCII art 13 Sep 1994 20:37 · permalink · report
   I'm just adding one that I modified for the Gagme node here at WWA.  
My sysadmin liked it but didn't use it.


                          oooo888888888888oooo
                      oo888888888888888888888888o
                   oo888888888888888888888888888888o
   o % oo        o888888888888888888888888888888888888o
oo % % "%      o888888888    8888888888888    888888888o
"%%%%%%o%     o888888888      88888888888      8888888888o
  %%%%%%%    88888888888  @   88888888888  @   888888888888
  %%%%%%%%% 8888888888888    8888888888888    88888888888888  
   "%%%""" 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
    %%%   o88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
   o%%"   888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
   %%%    888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888" "888
  o%%%oooo88888  8888888888888888888888888888888888888   o888
  %%%%%%%%"8888   8888888888888888888888888888888888     8888%o
 """"       8888    "8888888888888888888888888888"      o888"%%
            "888o     """888888888888888888"88"         888  o%%"
              888o          "88""888888""""      %    o888    o%%"
               8888o                      o%%%%%%%%%%%%%"oo    %%%"
                "8888o      o))))))o"))))o   %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%"
                  "88888oo     ""))))o)))))o  %%%%%%""  ooa%aoo
                     ""88888oooo  ")))o)))))))))"""
                        ""8888888oo ))))))))))
                                """")))))))))))
                                    ))))))))))))
                                     ))))))))))"
                                      ")))""""


--
::::::: :::::: :::::::: :::::::: :::::: :::::: :::::::: :::::::: :::  :::  :::
iii     iii    iii  iii iii  iii iii    iii    iii  iii iii  iii iii  iii  iii
||||||| |||    |||||||| |||||||| |||||  |||    |||||||| |||  ||| |||  |||  |||
    ||| |||    |||  ||| ||| |||  |||    |||    ||| |||  |||  ||| |||  |||  |||
!!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!  !!! !!!  !!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!  !!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Modification:  Finger in throat (implying gag of self; disgust)
Not too good on the arm - any improvements?


                         oooo888888888888oooo
                      oo888888888888888888888888o
                   oo888888888888888888888888888888o
                 o888888888888888888888888888888888888o
               o888888888   888888888888888   888888888o
              o888888888     8888888888888     8888888888o
             88888888888   @  88888888888  @   888888888888
            8888888888888    8888888888888    88888888888888
           8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
          688888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
          888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
          888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
          888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888o
          `88888888888888888888''''``````88888888888888888888%o
            88888888888888o                88888888888888888"%%%o
            "88888888888o      o))))))o       8888888888888  %%%%
              888888888o     o))))))))))) o%%%%%%888888888   %%%%
               8888888o     o))))))o"))))o   %%%%%%%%%%%"    %%%%
                "8888o     ooo"")))))o)))))o  %%%%%%%%%%%   %%%%'
                  "888888888oooo "))))o)))))))))"%%%""%%%   %%%%
                     ""8888888888oo ))))))))))o888"    %%%v%%%%
                        ""888888888o)))))))))))8         %%%%%'
                             """""""))))))))))))          %%%%
                                     ))))))))))"           %%%
                                      ")))""""

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