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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 5 Apr 2007.
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ASCII Art Fart for Wed, 2007 Apr 4: #2841 BANGBUS

ASCII Art Fart for Wed, 2007 Apr 4: #2841 BANGBUS

alt.ascii-art · 2 messages · 5 Apr 2007 - 5 Apr 2007
On Apr 5, 12:10 am, Faux_Tran <F0S...@gmail.com> wrote:
>  #2841 BANGBUS
> porn
>
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>     I GUESS THE BANGBUS IS MOVING UP IN THE WORLD
>     AND BECOMING A BANGBOAT ?!??!?!?!?
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>     FOLKS THAT'S JUST MOST EFFECTIVE
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>     IT SHOULD BE BANG-OIL-STAIN-BEHIND-THE-DUMPSTER-
>     IN-THE-BACK-OF-THE-SAFEWAY-A-BLOCK-FROM-MY-HOUSE
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> Taken from <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/>

I really don't get it - can you be a little more explicit for us non
porners?

felix
www.keystroketshirts.com

_.-In alt.ascii-art, fel...@gmail.com wrote the following -._
> On Apr 5, 12:10 am, Faux_Tran <F0S...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>  #2841 BANGBUS
>> porn
>
> I really don't get it - can you be a little more explicit for us non
> porners?

Tran doesn't directly respond to posts here but I have experiance with
porn and feel qualified to field the question.
Bangbus gained fame when everyone's favorit sociopath Sanchez got in a
van with some well hung guys and started offering rides to girls on
the street.  With his patented skills he would get these girls to take
a different kind of ride.  If you have never seen a bangbus video you
have missed one of the most entertaining events in porn history.

There is some debate as to the authenticity of the events depected in
the videos but even if the girls are in on it from the start then they
should each get an Oscar for their roles.

Now I haven't seen anything from Banbus in a while but from Tran's
post is would seem that the bus has been upgraded to a boat.  Tran
apparently thinks he could do a better job without the need for a
bus.  Though his way sounds a little less than consentual.

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