Double Dumbass on you!

      Listen here, you stupid dain bramaged fuck-ups!  Regarding my previous    
posting about ASCGIF,

1) This was my first attempt to post a message on Usenet and I had a little bit 
of trouble posting... didn't realize what happened until it was too late.
  
2) Lars Joergen Aas is the biggest ass I have ever seen post a message here.  Is
it really such a hardship on a pussy like you to deal with my umpteen billion
postings of the same message?

    What are you, a dumbass, cock sucking homosexual, neo-nazi liberal pimple  
farming Clinton loving freak?

    I would, however, like to applaud all the civil responses I received to the message.  I guess the program just won't work on this system, because I have    
tried all the different configuration changes in the source code.

    I am almost certain that a lot of people will capitolize on yet another 
opportunity to prove what pre-pubescent moronic dumbshits they truly are
by slamming on newbies.

sbr...@saucer.cc.umr.edu (David Britt) writes:

> 1) This was my first attempt to post a message on Usenet and I had a
> little bit of trouble posting... didn't realize what happened until
> it was too late.

Hey, it's a rite of passage. Next time you post it will inevitably be
to ask a question answered in the group's FAQ, and you'll get flamed
about that, too, and you'll probably get just as angry. Plan ahead.

> 2) Lars Joergen Aas is the biggest ass I have ever seen post a
> message here.  Is it really such a hardship on a pussy like you to
> deal with my umpteen billion postings of the same message?

Many people *pay* for their access to the net, by the character or
perhaps by the time it takes to obtain each character. Complaining
about multiple duplicate or failed postings is not unreasonable. If
Lars was rude to you, that's another thing entirely, but complaining
is not sufficient provocation for the next bit of tripe you wrote:

>What are you, a dumbass, cock sucking homosexual, neo-nazi liberal
>pimple farming Clinton loving freak?

Ah, the Deep South has arrived on the net. And the old net denizens
flee in droves to private mailing lists...

>I am almost certain that a lot of people will capitolize on yet
>another opportunity to prove what pre-pubescent moronic dumbshits
>they truly are by slamming on newbies.

Usenet is not yet a network friendly to newbies. Get used to it.
(Also note: the commercial online services are also full of people
who resent your taking up space with being a newbie -- they just
aren't allowed to say so.)
-- 
 Pete Gontier // EC Technology // gur...@netcom.com

 "Reality is 50 million polygons per second." -- Alvy Ray Smith

In article <199...@umr.edu> sbr...@saucer.cc.umr.edu (David Britt) writes:

>1) This was my first attempt to post a message on Usenet and I had a little bit 
>of trouble posting... didn't realize what happened until it was too late.

Try posting to your local "test" newsgroup first to see how it works.
Ask your sysadmin for its name.

>    What are you, a dumbass, cock sucking homosexual, neo-nazi liberal pimple  
>farming Clinton loving freak?

You should move to alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, where being a brain-washed,
programmed, fascist moron is considered a virtue.

At least the other guy was trying to be funny (I think).

ObASCII:
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                           X DARWIN )
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                              L   L

In article <199...@umr.edu>, sbr...@saucer.cc.umr.edu (David Britt) writes:
|>       Listen here, you stupid dain bramaged fuck-ups!  Regarding my previous    
|> posting about ASCGIF,


[Trivia deleted for space]

|> 
|> What are you, a dumbass, cock sucking homosexual, neo-nazi liberal pimple  
|> farming Clinton loving freak?

YOU JUST HOLD ON THERE ONE MINUTE BUDDY!  NOBODY goes around using profanity
like "Clinton-loving" on the Net no matter WHAT the perceived offense was!!!

I think you owe EVERYONE here an apology!


Sincerely,

     The Net Police

     Making this world a little nicer for everyone.