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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 17 Jan 1997.
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Marx Brothers Movie Quiz

Marx Brothers Movie Quiz

alt.ascii-art · 2 messages · 17 Jan 1997 - 20 Jan 1997
Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 17 Jan 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
JVBGUY (jvb...@aol.com) wrote:
><105...@compuserve.com>(Monte) wrote:
>
>>Ok Marx Brothers fans - 
>>Name the Marx Movie these immortal lines were spoken:
>
>>Groucho:   Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor which is
>  >                  probably more than she ever did....
>
>DUCK SOUP.
>
>>                 Where are all those farmers' daughters I've been hearing
>>                 about for years?
>
>MONKEY BUSINESS
>
>>                 Don't drink that poison - it's $ 4 an ounce!
>
>A DAY AT THE RACES
>
>>Chico:   How can I be lost if I'm found ?
> >          You don't have to teach me, I know how...
>>            Nahh, I don't like mint.  What other flavor you got ?
>
>All from DUCK SOUP.
                   
>Now, does the duck come down and give me a hundred dollars? (g)


Yep...it sure does...


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                  __----         ----__\---\_        _     _
                 /                        __ |      <_DUCK!_>----
                 \____-------------______/  \
    _           _         /    /  /      / _/
   <_YOU CALLED?_>-----  /     \ /      / /
                        /       '      / /
                       /              / /
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||====================================================================||
||//$\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//$\\||
||(100)==================| FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE |================(100)||
||\\$//        ~         '------========--------'                \\$//||
||<< /        /$\              // ____ \\                         \ >>||
||>>|  12    //L\\            // ///..) \\         L38036133B   12 |<<||
||<<|        \\ //           || <||  >\  ||                        |>>||
||>>|         \$/            ||  $$ --/  ||        One Hundred     |<<||
||<<|      L38036133B        *\\  |\_/  //* series                 |>>||
||>>|  12                     *\\/___\_//*   1989                  |<<||
||<<\      Treasurer     ______/Franklin\________     Secretary 12 />>||
||//$\                 ~|UNITED STATES OF AMERICA|~               /$\\||
||(100)===================  ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS =================(100)||
||\\$//\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\$//||
||====================================================================||
                                                       -Julian Visch-


             " Blood's not thicker than money. "

                      - Groucho Marx ( Double Dynamite )

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Bye,

In article <5bnchr$d7...@orm.southern.co.nz>, Colin Douthwaite
<cfb...@southern.co.nz> writes
>
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>                  __----         ----__\---\_        _     _
>                 /                        __ |      <_DUCK!_>----
>                 \____-------------______/  \
>    _           _         /    /  /      / _/
>   <_YOU CALLED?_>-----  /     \ /      / /
>                        /       '      / /
>                       /              / /
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>||//$\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//$\\||
>||(100)==================| FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE |================(100)||
>||\\$//        ~         '------========--------'                \\$//||
>||<< /        /$\              // ____ \\                         \ >>||
>||>>|  12    //L\\            // ///..) \\         L38036133B   12 |<<||
>||<<|        \\ //           || <||  >\  ||                        |>>||
>||>>|         \$/            ||  $$ --/  ||        One Hundred     |<<||
>||<<|      L38036133B        *\\  |\_/  //* series                 |>>||
>||>>|  12                     *\\/___\_//*   1989                  |<<||
>||<<\      Treasurer     ______/Franklin\________     Secretary 12 />>||
>||//$\                 ~|UNITED STATES OF AMERICA|~               /$\\||
>||(100)===================  ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS =================(100)||
>||\\$//\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\$//||
>||====================================================================||
>                                                       -Julian Visch-
>
>
>             " Blood's not thicker than money. "
>
>                      - Groucho Marx ( Double Dynamite )


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The duck, complete with arrow, was posted on alt.duck.quack.quack.quack,
IIRC.  I made it into a two-stager and added the words.

It is part of http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk
                       /clam/people/koos.html,
a tribute page to Koos Nolst Trenite 
who is the local kook on alt.religion.scientology;
it also has many hilarious parodies of Koos's weird blank-verse articles
(you don't have to know all about $cientology to find them funny).


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 "They're drowning my doggie in the poo-ul, those clams with the slimy white
trail,he's under the waves all but his tai-ul,I do hope that doggie can swim"

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