Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 2 Mar 2004.
ASCII Art Fart for Mon, 2004 Mar 1
alt.ascii-art
· 13 messages · 2 Mar 2004 - 7 Mar 2004
Faux_Tran wrote:
You could fix your lame script later, asshole.
My last post.
TRAN FINALY MARRIED, MEET THE BRIDE.
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(_)(_) -nabis
_.-In alt.ascii-art, nabis wrote the following -._
> You could fix your lame script later, asshole.
What exactly is broken in my lame script? The post looked perfect to
me. You mentioned tabs being an issue earlier but I think that might
be your news reader because his source image has no tabs and my script
introduces no tabs.
If the problem is with the subject matter then blame Tran, not me.
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((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@ip68-230-192-17.rd.hr.cox.net> wrote in message news:3011c.22349$UU.1252@lakeread01... > _.-In alt.ascii-art, nabis wrote the following -._ > > You could fix your lame script later, asshole. > > What exactly is broken in my lame script? The post looked perfect to > me. You mentioned tabs being an issue earlier but I think that might > be your news reader because his source image has no tabs and my script > introduces no tabs. > > If the problem is with the subject matter then blame Tran, not me. > > > -- > .-')) http://asciipr0n.com/fp ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that > ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to > ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. > ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson As an aside, I haven't seen any of the posts generated by your script since the one posted with the subject ASCII Art Fart for Sun, 2004 Feb 29. I'm on that german server that is now called news.individual.net. drax
In message <404...@anisp.com> nabis <nab...@anisp.com>
wrote:
>You could fix your lame script later, asshole.
You're the one who posted the bait.
_.-In alt.ascii-art, drax wrote the following -._ > As an aside, I haven't seen any of the posts generated by your script since > the one posted with the subject ASCII Art Fart for Sun, 2004 Feb 29. I'm > on that german server that is now called news.individual.net. There has only been one since then. You can deja.com it. The message-id is <VGU0c.20649$UU.16319@lakeread01> Try to see if other posts are not making it to you as well. Reload the group and see if it is there. -- .-')) http://asciipr0n.com/fp ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Sharky wrote the following -._ >> asshole. > > You're the one who posted the bait. He posts the bait and then takes issue with me. Maybe if he had clicked on the link in the post he would have discovered that the script worked as planed and so did his butt bait. -- .-')) http://asciipr0n.com/fp ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
In alt.ascii-art, Faux_Pseudo says... >_.-In alt.ascii-art, Sharky wrote the following -._ >>> asshole. >> >> You're the one who posted the bait. > >He posts the bait and then takes issue with me. Maybe if he had >clicked on the link in the post he would have discovered that the >script worked as planed and so did his butt bait. I hope he wasn't really serious about it, 'cause his reply was pretty funny and in keeping with the whole art fart theme.
In alt.ascii-art, Faux_Pseudo says... >Try to see if other posts are not making it to you as well. Reload >the group and see if it is there. I just checked the uni.berlin server and both of them are there.
A rare occasion to see my ass getting spelled by Tran.
Formal apologies to scripters. The bait has bitten myself.
I forgot that we get fucked, pardon, tranned by a cron job.
I have to get used to Tran's style to be on the edge
of personal offence, otherwise I'll have to stick to making
tran-neutral (new term) ASCII, hamburgers for example.
When drawing it, I was thinking about posibillity of Tran
attacking me, by it, I left that "Q" exactly for that purpose,
to insert his name there:
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But that same "Q" turned out to be the funniest part of his joke.
Tran wins (as always).
There is enother posibillity to I thought of later:
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with a comment that my ass can't spell, but it's too much ass as
for my tastes.
Anyway, I hope you had fun.
-nabis
And yes, Tran isn't getting my drawings anymore, either good or bad they are. Tran, if you see an ass, don't rush to stick your dick in there. -nabis
In alt.ascii-art, nabis says...
>Anyway, I hope you had fun.
Yeah, it was ok, but you seem to be taking it waaaay too personally. Your
subsequent posts "attacking" Tran are probably a great source of amusement
for him (I know it would be to me). The Usenet term for it is "Dancing".
;-)
Sharky wrote: > In alt.ascii-art, nabis says... > > >>Anyway, I hope you had fun. > > > Yeah, it was ok, but you seem to be taking it waaaay too personally. Your > subsequent posts "attacking" Tran are probably a great source of amusement > for him (I know it would be to me). The Usenet term for it is "Dancing". > ;-) The point is that is is not as immune as he thinks he is. You can guess what he is thinkg, when you read his farts. An example: >J U S T > > ,--., .-=~\ .-=~\ > '. \`'-..___| -. .' )} .' )} > `'--..__`'--.,____,/ / // / // > _.--|"'---.-~~ { // _ { / > _-^ | | .;' (_) | .;' > / |_ |_.-~ _ _ |_.-~ > { (_) '-|/.-._ / \ / \.-._ '-|/.-._ > | | |=/~-,\ `|| `| /~-,\ |=/~-,) > {, |{ }) || |{ }) |{_./{ > \\ || || || || || |/ ~^\\ > \^.__ || |) || || |) || |) > ^-._^~~--..__.-^ ( ^) / ( ^) ( ^) / ( ^) / > ^~~--...-' "" (^) "" "" (^) "" (^) > > . . . > > > EVERYBODY FUCKING HATES YOU > My guess is, that it makes him feel very special/important. Yes, that was retarded of me to post some idiotic pic, which I immediately canceled BTW (seem not to work with nntp), then have some kind of pretensions the way it's been utilized. So the rage is rather about myself, Tran just got caught in cross-fire Either way, I have more urgent things to do than flaming in Usenet. Dancing, ha? :) -nabis
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>_.-In alt.ascii-art, drax wrote the following -._
>> As an aside, I haven't seen any of the posts generated by your script since
>> the one posted with the subject ASCII Art Fart for Sun, 2004 Feb 29. I'm
>> on that german server that is now called news.individual.net.
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>There has only been one since then.
>You can deja.com it. The message-id is
><VGU0c.20649$UU.16319@lakeread01>
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>Try to see if other posts are not making it to you as well. Reload
>the group and see if it is there.
They're probably being blocked by your server because they're spam.
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